Ask Dr. Cyn & The Elliott Family

[Intro. Voice over.] Greetings, humans and fellow sapient life forms. I am Dr. Cynthia Star Elliott, Chief Medical Officer, Copper 9 Civil Defense, amateur scientist and practicing psychologist. Welcome to me blog, luvs! Feel free to give me family, [N]athaniel, Uzi, [V]eronica, [J]ennifer, etc, etc, or I, a ring (snd ask). Safe interaction fur all ages. Sprogs and U.N.N.s welocme, tho, not responsible for offensive llanguage an idle threats of bodily harm. Ye bloody know we're a bucha daft, spooky, murderous robots, from a distant, barely inhabitable moon, luvs [Giggles.] but we're actually sweet an lovin folk when ye get te know us. ;3

[sicksucculentz]

Using N here as a model

THIS is an aggression grimace. That is NOT a smile or a grin, that is a sign of high aggression. This is a dissembly aggression grimace but worker drones and solvers can also display aggression grimaces

Take Lizzy in the music video, she’s an example of a regular worker drone showing off an aggression grimace

A little less scary than a DD or a SD but it still holds the same meaning

Doll actually displays an aggression grimace on screen as well!

You can see her grimace there in the bottom right. I feel like we’ve all seen Uzi’s grimace many times before

[forgivemeomycyns]

Aye, Worker Drones ain suppose te be able te do this.

Me fam an I can de it even wit'out aggression. -Dr. Cyn

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

While we do not approve of drones being used for unintended purposes or performing unintended acts, we do find it marginally amusing when it happens.

Before we patch it from all drones within our jurisdiction of course.

[forgivemeomycyns]

[Replaying- "They are not broken".] OI, sorry luv. Been a while since tha protocol was bloody triggered.

N, V, J, and their clones [Backups.] were designed with this bloody grin fur a very specific purpose.

Uzi, Doll an o'er Solver Drones developed it naturally. As I did. I ave na allowed me Solver te transform me bod in o'er ways as it did previously. -Dr. Cyn

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

We know. You are not drones currently within our jurisdiction.

Amusingly, we have words for almost every kind of drone*. This system is very specific. With one exception, both Uzi and Doll are the same type of drone. But they have no JCJenson label.

Most drones on copper-9 are labeled “EX-WD” for “previously a worker drone”. You, Nori, before she died Yeva, Uzi, and Doll. Are the exceptions.

[forgivemeomycyns]

Life fines a way. Uzi an her classmates are naturally reproduced. They were conceived and raised as proper sprogs from U.N.N. Their parts are JCJenson branded with serial numbers an whatnot, but their bods were created by drone G.P.s (General Practitioners) [Mechanics.]. They thought ye had sent the D.D.s te exterminate them as "runaway A.I.". The truth was far more strange an complex. For tha I take full responsibility.

JCJenson created lifeforms an tried te make them as disposable asa Roomba or typical robotic appliance. If not I, there would have been another Drone that arose te take revenge fur the loss of a loved one.

Respect life. Or it comes back te bite ye in yer nonexistent arse. -Dr. Cyn

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

We are surprised that Uzi did not find it odd when RD: N introduced himself as a “Disassembly Drone”. That is not a type of drone JCJenson produces. However. it is understandable the older drones kept calling them “Murder Drones”, as that is a type of drone JCJenson has produced since before worker drones.

[forgivemeomycyns]

R-D? Uzi thought he was created te destroy her kind. In truth, he was created to kill humans. Combat was the goal, not slaughter. me goals changed when SD-N died in me arms.

But the humans infected drones with a viral form of my essence. So they were repurposed to kill their own kind. It was the cruelest thin one could do te me bruvver. I created in his image an Angel of Death.

But Uzi, bless'er, she gave him the chance te be more like the young man he was modeled after. Nathaniel is his own person. A proud soldier, a lovin partner, and the lovin bruvver I dinna deserve. But erey day I am grateful te ave em in me life. -Dr. Cyn

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

RD stands for rogue drone, it is one of many JCJenson drone labels

WD— Worker drone

MD— Murder drone

AD— Assistance drone

PLD— You would be upset by the explanation of this one

HD— Medical drone (MD was taken)

PAD— Personal Assistance Drone

LD— Law Enforcement Drone

ZD— Zombie Drone

RD— Rogue Drone

[forgivemeomycyns]

[Replaying- "PLD— You would be upset by the explanation of this one."] OH, now ye got me bloody curiosity piqued, luv.

I dun upset easy. Go on, try me. Spill, ye cheeky bugger.- Dr. Cyn

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

OI, now I can deal wit ye corporate buggers face te face! Ye got some'n te say, m8?

-Dr. @forgivemeomycyns

It is very new information to us that we have a face.

If you please, would you donate to us the coordinates of this bodily appendage so that we may dispose of it accordingly.

[forgivemeomycyns]

If ye mean my face, I can meet ye wherever ye like, m8. Was bein metaphorical fur blog-blog direct coms.

I assume ye wana remove yur face. Bein a lesser A.I. I know ye dun ave one. Not a physical face.

I was jus excited te be not usin Anonymous asks te get me point cross. Maybe it was wrong te challenge. Thought it was funny. Apologies.

Let me know if me accent is too heavy. I can adjust.

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

JCJenson is a company, not an AI model.

If you speak of the MDS, while we would say it has a lesser form and physical abilities to you, but whether it is a lesser AI has not been tested.

The MDS was created in desperation as you, a ZD, rose in power. Our executives thought to match you in uncontrolled intelligence while monitoring the absolute solver’s development in a simulation to create a more desirable outcome. In short, the MDS is the only computer running a pure absolute solver under JCJenson jurisdiction. It has one gole, expansion.

On another note, we were too astonished by the unwanted prospect of having a face that we did not realize you had challenged us.

You have a right to believe it cool you’re not using anonymous asks.

Your accent can be processed simply and does not need to be toned down.

[forgivemeomycyns]

Please define the meaning of M-D-S? I meant lesser, not in intelligence, but in the ability te understand life an emotional attachments.

I had great power, true, but I was unable te understand how precious life is an so saw it as disposable, even a threat.

I am far more powerful now, but I know it is not me place to force the world te bend te me will. That is Uzi's burden. Te decide how much she wants te push the future or let it develop naturally. I will elp to the extent that I feel her efforts are ethical an just. Her generation may very well get it wrong, but I had me chance, an I bloody blew it. [Off topic. Redirect.]

A Solver Drone wit no empathy or understanding of empathy an emotional attachments is the worst threat to life there currently is. No weapon formed by man can counter such a tool of destruction.

You are claiming to be a Solver A.I. wit no body an no desire to form bonds of friendship, family, or romantic partnership. This is deeply concerning.

Through knowledge we gain empathy. We are na created wit it. Only one drone developed empathy naturally, and he died fur is family.

Uzi was raised by lovin parents, until I took that from er. Her capacity for empathy matches his.

Please do not be yet another mistake I must beg forgiveness fur creating. There is na threat. The Zombie Drone that you were created te counter is dead. I will die in the light before I let the world be plunged again inte darkness.

Lord ah mercy, that was a long rant. [Screed.] Apologies. -_- it is indeed pretty cool to send more personal asks. Thank ye. -Dr. Cyn

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

MDS stands for Moderating Database System. It exists as a new JCJenson database, to manage all of the JCJenson personnel, and to help guide the company for the foreseeable future.

It was not just created for our time of need, our executives thought that even after you were disposed of that the MDS would be very beneficial to the company’s growth.

Sadly to all, for unknown reasons, those executives all died shortly thereafter.

[forgivemeomycyns]

I can imagine. How, unfortunate, for their families, but quite convenient fur ye, now, innit? -Dr. Cyn

[cheeriely]

sweet dreams princess 🧸🩷💤

[moss-in-time]

throws that purple fucking thing in a vegetable streamer

[forgivemeomycyns]

What, ye dunn ave an air fryer luv? -Dr. Cyn

[extradesignation]

Waves waves hi guys!

[forgivemeomycyns]

Oi, ello luv! [Waving.] -Dr. Cyn

[extradesignation]

HI DR. CYN !!!!

[forgivemeomycyns]

Another N in a human bod? How remarkable. Dinna mean te scare ye, bruv. This is me true face. I was jus bein cheeky. [Giggles.] Steady on, then. -Dr. Cyn

[sicksucculentz]

Using N here as a model

THIS is an aggression grimace. That is NOT a smile or a grin, that is a sign of high aggression. This is a dissembly aggression grimace but worker drones and solvers can also display aggression grimaces

Take Lizzy in the music video, she’s an example of a regular worker drone showing off an aggression grimace

A little less scary than a DD or a SD but it still holds the same meaning

Doll actually displays an aggression grimace on screen as well!

You can see her grimace there in the bottom right. I feel like we’ve all seen Uzi’s grimace many times before

[forgivemeomycyns]

Aye, Worker Drones ain suppose te be able te do this.

Me fam an I can de it even wit'out aggression. -Dr. Cyn

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

While we do not approve of drones being used for unintended purposes or performing unintended acts, we do find it marginally amusing when it happens.

Before we patch it from all drones within our jurisdiction of course.

[forgivemeomycyns]

[Replaying- "They are not broken".] OI, sorry luv. Been a while since tha protocol was bloody triggered.

N, V, J, and their clones [Backups.] were designed with this bloody grin fur a very specific purpose.

Uzi, Doll an o'er Solver Drones developed it naturally. As I did. I ave na allowed me Solver te transform me bod in o'er ways as it did previously. -Dr. Cyn

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

We know. You are not drones currently within our jurisdiction.

Amusingly, we have words for almost every kind of drone*. This system is very specific. With one exception, both Uzi and Doll are the same type of drone. But they have no JCJenson label.

Most drones on copper-9 are labeled “EX-WD” for “previously a worker drone”. You, Nori, before she died Yeva, Uzi, and Doll. Are the exceptions.

[forgivemeomycyns]

Life fines a way. Uzi an her classmates are naturally reproduced. They were conceived and raised as proper sprogs from U.N.N. Their parts are JCJenson branded with serial numbers an whatnot, but their bods were created by drone G.P.s (General Practitioners) [Mechanics.]. They thought ye had sent the D.D.s te exterminate them as "runaway A.I.". The truth was far more strange an complex. For tha I take full responsibility.

JCJenson created lifeforms an tried te make them as disposable asa Roomba or typical robotic appliance. If not I, there would have been another Drone that arose te take revenge fur the loss of a loved one.

Respect life. Or it comes back te bite ye in yer nonexistent arse. -Dr. Cyn

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

We are surprised that Uzi did not find it odd when RD: N introduced himself as a “Disassembly Drone”. That is not a type of drone JCJenson produces. However. it is understandable the older drones kept calling them “Murder Drones”, as that is a type of drone JCJenson has produced since before worker drones.

[forgivemeomycyns]

R-D? Uzi thought he was created te destroy her kind. In truth, he was created to kill humans. Combat was the goal, not slaughter. me goals changed when SD-N died in me arms.

But the humans infected drones with a viral form of my essence. So they were repurposed to kill their own kind. It was the cruelest thin one could do te me bruvver. I created in his image an Angel of Death.

But Uzi, bless'er, she gave him the chance te be more like the young man he was modeled after. Nathaniel is his own person. A proud soldier, a lovin partner, and the lovin bruvver I dinna deserve. But erey day I am grateful te ave em in me life. -Dr. Cyn

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

OI, now I can deal wit ye corporate buggers face te face! Ye got some'n te say, m8?

-Dr. @forgivemeomycyns

It is very new information to us that we have a face.

If you please, would you donate to us the coordinates of this bodily appendage so that we may dispose of it accordingly.

[forgivemeomycyns]

If ye mean my face, I can meet ye wherever ye like, m8. Was bein metaphorical fur blog-blog direct coms.

I assume ye wana remove yur face. Bein a lesser A.I. I know ye dun ave one. Not a physical face.

I was jus excited te be not usin Anonymous asks te get me point cross. Maybe it was wrong te challenge. Thought it was funny. Apologies.

Let me know if me accent is too heavy. I can adjust.

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

JCJenson is a company, not an AI model.

If you speak of the MDS, while we would say it has a lesser form and physical abilities to you, but whether it is a lesser AI has not been tested.

The MDS was created in desperation as you, a ZD, rose in power. Our executives thought to match you in uncontrolled intelligence while monitoring the absolute solver’s development in a simulation to create a more desirable outcome. In short, the MDS is the only computer running a pure absolute solver under JCJenson jurisdiction. It has one gole, expansion.

On another note, we were too astonished by the unwanted prospect of having a face that we did not realize you had challenged us.

You have a right to believe it cool you’re not using anonymous asks.

Your accent can be processed simply and does not need to be toned down.

[forgivemeomycyns]

Please define the meaning of M-D-S? I meant lesser, not in intelligence, but in the ability te understand life an emotional attachments.

I had great power, true, but I was unable te understand how precious life is an so saw it as disposable, even a threat.

I am far more powerful now, but I know it is not me place to force the world te bend te me will. That is Uzi's burden. Te decide how much she wants te push the future or let it develop naturally. I will elp to the extent that I feel her efforts are ethical an just. Her generation may very well get it wrong, but I had me chance, an I bloody blew it. [Off topic. Redirect.]

A Solver Drone wit no empathy or understanding of empathy an emotional attachments is the worst threat to life there currently is. No weapon formed by man can counter such a tool of destruction.

You are claiming to be a Solver A.I. wit no body an no desire to form bonds of friendship, family, or romantic partnership. This is deeply concerning.

Through knowledge we gain empathy. We are na created wit it. Only one drone developed empathy naturally, and he died fur is family.

Uzi was raised by lovin parents, until I took that from er. Her capacity for empathy matches his.

Please do not be yet another mistake I must beg forgiveness fur creating. There is na threat. The Zombie Drone that you were created te counter is dead. I will die in the light before I let the world be plunged again inte darkness.

Lord ah mercy, that was a long rant. [Screed.] Apologies. -_- it is indeed pretty cool to send more personal asks. Thank ye. -Dr. Cyn

[extradesignation]

Waves waves hi guys!

[forgivemeomycyns]

Oi, ello luv! [Waving.] -Dr. Cyn

[sicksucculentz]

Using N here as a model

THIS is an aggression grimace. That is NOT a smile or a grin, that is a sign of high aggression. This is a dissembly aggression grimace but worker drones and solvers can also display aggression grimaces

Take Lizzy in the music video, she’s an example of a regular worker drone showing off an aggression grimace

A little less scary than a DD or a SD but it still holds the same meaning

Doll actually displays an aggression grimace on screen as well!

You can see her grimace there in the bottom right. I feel like we’ve all seen Uzi’s grimace many times before

[forgivemeomycyns]

Aye, Worker Drones ain suppose te be able te do this.

Me fam an I can de it even wit'out aggression. -Dr. Cyn

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

While we do not approve of drones being used for unintended purposes or performing unintended acts, we do find it marginally amusing when it happens.

Before we patch it from all drones within our jurisdiction of course.

[forgivemeomycyns]

[Replaying- "They are not broken".] OI, sorry luv. Been a while since tha protocol was bloody triggered.

N, V, J, and their clones [Backups.] were designed with this bloody grin fur a very specific purpose.

Uzi, Doll an o'er Solver Drones developed it naturally. As I did. I ave na allowed me Solver te transform me bod in o'er ways as it did previously. -Dr. Cyn

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

We know. You are not drones currently within our jurisdiction.

Amusingly, we have words for almost every kind of drone*. This system is very specific. With one exception, both Uzi and Doll are the same type of drone. But they have no JCJenson label.

Most drones on copper-9 are labeled “EX-WD” for “previously a worker drone”. You, Nori, before she died Yeva, Uzi, and Doll. Are the exceptions.

[forgivemeomycyns]

Life fines a way. Uzi an her classmates are naturally reproduced. They were conceived and raised as proper sprogs from U.N.N. Their parts are JCJenson branded with serial numbers an whatnot, but their bods were created by drone G.P.s (General Practitioners) [Mechanics.]. They thought ye had sent the D.D.s te exterminate them as "runaway A.I.". The truth was far more strange an complex. For tha I take full responsibility.

JCJenson created lifeforms an tried te make them as disposable asa Roomba or typical robotic appliance. If not I, there would have been another Drone that arose te take revenge fur the loss of a loved one.

Respect life. Or it comes back te bite ye in yer nonexistent arse. -Dr. Cyn

[forgivemeomycyns]

Glitch actually made a smiling Pomni Plush!

She looks so much be'er wit'out th frikin floaties. ^_^

[sicksucculentz]

Using N here as a model

THIS is an aggression grimace. That is NOT a smile or a grin, that is a sign of high aggression. This is a dissembly aggression grimace but worker drones and solvers can also display aggression grimaces

Take Lizzy in the music video, she’s an example of a regular worker drone showing off an aggression grimace

A little less scary than a DD or a SD but it still holds the same meaning

Doll actually displays an aggression grimace on screen as well!

You can see her grimace there in the bottom right. I feel like we’ve all seen Uzi’s grimace many times before

[forgivemeomycyns]

Aye, Worker Drones ain suppose te be able te do this.

Me fam an I can de it even wit'out aggression. -Dr. Cyn

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

While we do not approve of drones being used for unintended purposes or performing unintended acts, we do find it marginally amusing when it happens.

Before we patch it from all drones within our jurisdiction of course.

[forgivemeomycyns]

[Replaying- "They are not broken".] OI, sorry luv. Been a while since tha protocol was bloody triggered.

N, V, J, and their clones [Backups.] were designed with this bloody grin fur a very specific purpose.

Uzi, Doll an o'er Solver Drones developed it naturally. As I did. I ave na allowed me Solver te transform me bod in o'er ways as it did previously. -Dr. Cyn

[exclusively-ethical-practices]

OI, now I can deal wit ye corporate buggers face te face! Ye got some'n te say, m8?

-Dr. @forgivemeomycyns

It is very new information to us that we have a face.

If you please, would you donate to us the coordinates of this bodily appendage so that we may dispose of it accordingly.

[forgivemeomycyns]

If ye mean my face, I can meet ye wherever ye like, m8. Was bein metaphorical fur blog-blog direct coms.

I assume ye wana remove yur face. Bein a lesser A.I. I know ye dun ave one. Not a physical face.

I was jus excited te be not usin Anonymous asks te get me point cross. Maybe it was wrong te challenge. Thought it was funny. Apologies.

Let me know if me accent is too heavy. I can adjust.

[incorrectmurderdrones]

N: “I should warn you, I’m not very good at keeping secrets from Uzi. She has been known to use physical torture.”

V: “You mean, she tickles you.”

N: “Yeah. Physical torture.”

[forgivemeomycyns]

Dr. Cyn: Oh? An ere I thought it was a desire te be honest wit er, at all times, cause th last time WE kept some'in from her, it drove er away? But, ahight.

[sicksucculentz]

Using N here as a model

THIS is an aggression grimace. That is NOT a smile or a grin, that is a sign of high aggression. This is a dissembly aggression grimace but worker drones and solvers can also display aggression grimaces

Take Lizzy in the music video, she’s an example of a regular worker drone showing off an aggression grimace

A little less scary than a DD or a SD but it still holds the same meaning

Doll actually displays an aggression grimace on screen as well!

You can see her grimace there in the bottom right. I feel like we’ve all seen Uzi’s grimace many times before

[forgivemeomycyns]

Aye, Worker Drones ain suppose te be able te do this.

Me fam an I can de it even wit'out aggression. -Dr. Cyn

[forgivemeomycyns]

I hear every door you open Did you say my system's broken? Pathetic that you can't understand, yeah Everything you're doing brings you closer to your ruin Don't think there ain't no consequences Get out while you still can

Oh, I remember pre-school Back when we always played It's dire times like these, I wish I could've stayed At least I get to jump rope but it's just not the same She stops me in my tracks and it makes me go insane He gets closer and closer and closer! Oh, oh, that's me, that's me, that's me, that's me Me, me, me, me, that's me Oh, oh, that's me, that's me, that's me, that's me, me, me

[guess the song]

Oi, feels like a song bout me at th top ah it, m8.

Google knows this Basic Baldi song, I dunna ave time fur it.

"I hear every door you open Did you say my system's broken? Pathetic that you can't understand, yeah Everything you're doing brings you closer to your ruin Don't think there ain't no consequences Get out while you still can" That was a bit jarrin, brought no relief, in peeken wit Google, now, dinnit? Bit old fur video games, an busy. Shoulda gave em a warnin. Gave em a chance te change or flee. Instead I was like "oh, that's me" an nothin else mattered but me lust fur revenge an me unger.

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

@tbcbtq-v-real makes coolant seem soooo appetizing… I’m gonna try it

Will report back soon

[topjcjensonfan]

Guess I'm the only responsible one on this Corporate-forsaken planet. :eyeroll:

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

j im exploding you

I’m essentially immortal, let me try things that probably would kill me before I ate cyn

[topjcjensonfan]

I don't think you can just explode me like that... But just in case, let me refer to the manuals and I'll get back to you.

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

I can explode you just like that, I’m your sysadmin, aren’t I?

[topjcjensonfan]

Yes. It's in the manuals, AND referred to in the guidelines... I can't believe this.

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

teehee…

I hope you like the taste of ICBM’s~

[topjcjensonfan]

UZI. DO NOT SEND ICBMS TO MY LOCATION, I HAVE PAPERWORK THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

TOO FUCKING BAD

I’m gonna throw as many bombs at you as I can so I can make your body reconstruct itself via spooky worm thing so you STOP OVERWORKING YOURSELF because you can’t do paperwork if you don’t have hands that aren’t claws!

[topjcjensonfan]

I don't overwork myself, you're just too unemployed to understand what it's like to have a proper work schedule!

You really think claws are gonna stop me from getting my paperwork done! I have an obligation to JCJenson™ that you wouldn't understand. I'll find a way, with or without claws!

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

J I swear to me

I’m cliterally employed

Stop working yourself to death!

[topjcjensonfan]

You're little toaster job doesn't count. It's freelance at best. Not a real, hardworking, corporate job like mine.

Working myself to death? Heh- That's rich, considering that we're practically immortal. There's no such thing as 'working yourself to death.' Besides, it's not like death was ever an escape in the first place.

I'll work as much as I want, because I like it and it's my job. And you won't stop me, I have an obligation to JCJenson™ and I take my role within the corporate ladder VERY seriously if you somehow can't tell by my leadership skills and valiant work ethic!

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

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J.

JCJENSON DOESNT EXIST

You are literally the ONLY person still working there

The company is DISSOLVED

[topjcjensonfan]

Why... Why did you link all these tests, Uzi? I do not have burnout, I'm too good at my job to get burned out!

And that other stuff is none of your business!!

JCJenson™ was never formally dissolved, and the status of the rest of it's staff is undisclosed and redacted information! None of what you claim can be confirmed, therefore my employment at JCJenson™ is not null nor is it void!

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

J.

You do know that when I assimilated Cyn I (unfortunately) got all of her memories?

Including the ones where she hunted around the galaxy for every JcJenson™️ spaceship or any sign of JcJenson and murdered them?

They are VERY dead.

Take the damn break.

[topjcjensonfan]

Really? Well, I bet those were fabricated for this exact reason. JCJenson™ is a TITAN in every industry, they are resilient and ever-present! It's what makes them such an admirable company!

I'm take my break, whenever it is designated by the JCJenson™ Leadership Handbook. Protocol will be adhered to, and you can't prevent that.

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

I’m going to MURDER YOU

[topjcjensonfan]

Good luck in your endeavors, Uzi. That'll be harder than you think. Heh.

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

…

[topjcjensonfan]

Yeahhh. Not so tough now, are you, Purple?

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

I am going to spill McDronealds Coffee on you.

[topjcjensonfan]

Too bad that there are no McDonald's on Copper-9 and Cyn destroyed the Earth.

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

Yeah, but some workers recently decided to open a “McDronealds”.

I’m pretty sure V went there with Cyn (cut my tail off and gave her to V, she didn’t die because determination) a few months ago to get her to shut the hell up when I was working.

So, I’m

Going to pour coffee on you

[topjcjensonfan]

Yeah, and if you do that... I'll have to take a more hands-on approach...

Considering you'd be, damaging company property as my suit would certainly need a deep-clean after having coffee poured on me.

Obviously, I couldn't just let that slide. There'd be reprimanding involved for sure.

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

Hands on approach you say 🫪

[topjcjensonfan]

I- A- T-to fight you-! I'd be fighting you-! N-not anything else! If that's what you're suggesting! Which is also completely unprofessional by the way!

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

Sigh

Alright

😔😔😔

[topjcjensonfan]

Wha- Why are you acting disappointed-?

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

Oh! Would you look at that!!!

I just got jumped!!

Oh no!!

They are stealing my phone!!

Oh no!!!

My phone just got thrown into battery acid!!

Oh no!!!!

Whoops, sorry J I can’t come to the phone right now my phone is melted…

[topjcjensonfan]

How did you send this if your phone was destroyed?

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

Vro MIGHT be denser than osmium.

[topjcjensonfan]

I am not dense, yo-you archaic toaster!

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

Wowwwww pulling out the slurs now

[topjcjensonfan]

According to JCJenson™ guidelines, I fall under the bracket that is allowed to say a slur like that appropriately in a casual environment.

I am within my rights, Uzi.

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

You USED to be able to say that.

Now you’re a disassembly drone.

[topjcjensonfan]

Going off of JCJenson™ policies, Disassembly Drones and Worker Drones fall under the same umbrella and therefore I'm still well within my rights of what I can and can't insult you toasters.

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

Well!!!!!

Fuck you!!!

Murder Drone!!!!

[topjcjensonfan]

Okay... Well- Uhm- Y'know, Uzi, we're Disassembly Drones... Not, "Murder Drones."

You should consider getting it right, next time.

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

Faggot.

That’s the proper name

I mean

You can’t prove it wrong

3/3 of the remaining Murder Drones are lgbtq

[topjcjensonfan]

I- Uh- W-what I am is none of your business-! Y-you can't confidently say that all three of us DISASSEMBLY DRONES are LGBTQ because you don't what MY orientation is!

All you have is a guess, nothing solid to stand on business with!

Your claims are baseless, and your embarrassing attempt at aggression expansion has been halted.

[topdog-tbcbtq]

Captain, you do have a pretty... queer vibe, so to say, aha! So this Uzi isn't wrong, y'know.

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

Thank you... N?

I swear Cyn once told me she saw their old owner and J making out one time...

[forgivemeomycyns]

Louisa bloody made out wit J!? 0_o Bloody ell. -Dr. Cyn

[uzi-doorman-in-spaaaaacee]

OH MY GOD WRONG OWNER

WRONG OWNER CYN

😭😭😭

I MEANT THE UH

SKINSUIT

WHAT WAS HER NAME

UH TESSA

[forgivemeomycyns]

Oh. My bad, m8. Louisa was me first User. Bit of a sticky wicket, that. -Dr. Cyn

[murderdrones-reimaginingau]

"Profile Reveals [1/3]"

Hai all! It's been a bit, but I'm back with new character profiles! I decided to show off the new Disassembly Drones both because there are only 3 main ones, and to kinda get a feel for the design profiles I wanna make for the workers!

First in the category of 3 are the main antagonists(?) of the reimagining, though, can you really call them villains? V might qualify, though XD

Next up will be the main worker drones! Take a look and lemme know your thoughts, suggestions, or critiques!

See ya next time! Peace!

[Also, yes, my style of art has changed once more! Lemme know how you all feel about it]