I'm Retired.

None of your business. (( Indie Lin Beifong from the Legend of Korra, 18+, panfandom friendly. ))

[yougottadealwxthit]

formerchiefbeifong​:

Ha! You wish, kid.

It’s tonight, but I assume you have something to wear in that mansion of yours. I’ll come pick you up, so I expect you to be ready in time.

Urgh, I do have something to wear. That depends on how formal it is. Is this like dresses and suits, or just sorta nice? Promise to be ready in time. 

[formerchiefbeifong]

Most people are going to be overdressed, you know how the city’s elite loves decadence. I won’t be wearing my uniform, but I will be dressed smartly.

Technically, there’s no dress code. It’s up to you if you feel like looking out of place.

[formerchiefbeifong]

Bah.

I have no idea why I keep getting invited to these ridiculous dinners and dances. I only showed up before out of obligation, I thought I’d made that clear.

Though… I do respect a charity event. Perhaps I should find a plus one for that one…

[yougottadealwxthit]

You’re an important public figure! It happens. And wouldn’t it be a crazy statement to have your Avatar as a plus one? You probably wouldn’t even have to do anything at that point. The attention would be on me.

[formerchiefbeifong]

Hmm.

You make a good point. If you promise not to embarrass me or yourself, I’d be happy to have you join me.

[yougottadealwxthit]

Promise to be on my best behavior! Asami has been training me to behave in high class society, and I’m house trained. Don’t get soft on me now, Lin.

[formerchiefbeifong]

Ha! You wish, kid.

It’s tonight, but I assume you have something to wear in that mansion of yours. I’ll come pick you up, so I expect you to be ready in time.

[formerchiefbeifong]

Bah.

I have no idea why I keep getting invited to these ridiculous dinners and dances. I only showed up before out of obligation, I thought I’d made that clear.

Though… I do respect a charity event. Perhaps I should find a plus one for that one…

[yougottadealwxthit]

You’re an important public figure! It happens. And wouldn’t it be a crazy statement to have your Avatar as a plus one? You probably wouldn’t even have to do anything at that point. The attention would be on me.

[formerchiefbeifong]

Hmm.

You make a good point. If you promise not to embarrass me or yourself, I’d be happy to have you join me.

[formerchiefbeifong]

Bah.

I have no idea why I keep getting invited to these ridiculous dinners and dances. I only showed up before out of obligation, I thought I’d made that clear.

Though... I do respect a charity event. Perhaps I should find a plus one for that one...

[gorgeousasdiamonds]

“Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.”

— Lao Tzu

[formerchiefbeifong]

Property damage isn't poggers, we know

What does that word m

No. I don’t want to know. Keep it to yourself, please.

[formerchiefbeifong]

Good afternoon.

Dare I even bother asking if you’re all behaving?

[yougottadealwxthit]

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to!

[formerchiefbeifong]

Hmph.

That’s about what I expected. Try to keep the property damage to a minimum, at least.

[formerchiefbeifong]

Good afternoon.

Dare I even bother asking if you’re all behaving?

[yougottadealwxthit]

Oh no.

Oh no that picture did not come out good. 

Next time journalists hound me I’m just going to start barking and acting like a leopard seal I can’t deal with this. 

I’d rather they assume I went crazy. 

[formerchiefbeifong]

Bah.

They don’t deserve your winningest smile and simpering expressions, if they want a picture of you then they get a picture of you. Own it.

[yougottadealwxthit]

formerchiefbeifong​:

Try to keep your antics to that level of consequence, please.

General Iroh is a busy man with other responsibilities that shouldn’t be impacted by youthful foolhardiness.

> Selfie of Korra with a bandaged hand giving a mock salute.

Yes, but he’s also a busy man with other responsibilities and could use a break from those. 

[formerchiefbeifong]

Hm. You raise a good point.

Just let me know if your antics leave Ms. Sato’s mansion, so I can chaperone.

[yougottadealwxthit]

Lin, if you want to hang out, just say so. If our antics so happen to be in a tea shop…

[formerchiefbeifong]

I’m sure I don’t know what you’re implying, and I don’t like it either.

...I’ll be there shortly.

[yougottadealwxthit]

formerchiefbeifong​:

Try to keep your antics to that level of consequence, please.

General Iroh is a busy man with other responsibilities that shouldn’t be impacted by youthful foolhardiness.

> Selfie of Korra with a bandaged hand giving a mock salute.

Yes, but he’s also a busy man with other responsibilities and could use a break from those. 

[formerchiefbeifong]

Hm. You raise a good point.

Just let me know if your antics leave Ms. Sato’s mansion, so I can chaperone.

[formerchiefbeifong]

Oh, for goodness’ sake.

[yougottadealwxthit]

General Iroh gave a surprise visit! Isn’t that great?

[formerchiefbeifong]

Yeah. Great.

Did you just injure yourself?

[yougottadealwxthit]

Some bruises, my pride’s a little damaged, but I’m made of stronger stuff than that.

[formerchiefbeifong]

Try to keep your antics to that level of consequence, please.

General Iroh is a busy man with other responsibilities that shouldn’t be impacted by youthful foolhardiness.

[formerchiefbeifong]

Oh, for goodness’ sake.

[yougottadealwxthit]

General Iroh gave a surprise visit! Isn’t that great?

[formerchiefbeifong]

Yeah. Great.

Did you just injure yourself?

[formerchiefbeifong]

Oh, for goodness’ sake.

[yougottadealwxthit]

There’s a formal dinner tonight for Asami to finalize an important deal and she wants to bring me. 

Which is fine. 

But it’s one of those fancy events and I still don’t know what all the forks do.

[formerchiefbeifong]

Use whatever damn fork you like. You’re the Avatar, you’ve earned it.

Those parties have far too many pointless rules.

[yougottadealwxthit]

While that is true, I want to be on my best behavior for Asami’s sake.

[formerchiefbeifong]

Don’t start a scene, obviously. But you needn’t bother with their arbitrary ceremonies, just eat the damn food.

Besides, you’re from the water tribe. As far as I’m aware, these rules aren’t shared, so you can easily point that out if anyone gives you trouble.

[flynn-rp-memes]

Send a “❗” to force the truth out of my muse.

No limits. Ask whatever.

[yougottadealwxthit]

There’s a formal dinner tonight for Asami to finalize an important deal and she wants to bring me. 

Which is fine. 

But it’s one of those fancy events and I still don’t know what all the forks do.

[formerchiefbeifong]

Use whatever damn fork you like. You’re the Avatar, you’ve earned it.

Those parties have far too many pointless rules.