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Former Sergeant First Class William James, US Army. My love is EOD, second only to Venit. Married July 13 2014 to my darling. If you can't tell that this is an RP blog, I can't help you.

[i-am-you-and-you-are-me-as-one]

Even on bad days, I’ll still be happy with you.

(via clumsiest)

[formersfcwilliamjames]

[text] What about Amelia or Emma or Moira? Getting ideas from sorting books and seeing author names.

[text] I like moira, actually. Amelia and Emma a e both maybes. What about Alexandra? Or sierra?

[venitinmentem]

[text] Alexandra would be fine except for the long name objection. Remember my tragic backstory? Long name short name long name long name? Sierra is out of the question.

[formersfcwilliamjames]

well, we could call her Xandra. or Zandra. or Zan.

[formersfcwilliamjames]

[text] What about Amelia or Emma or Moira? Getting ideas from sorting books and seeing author names.

[text] I like moira, actually. Amelia and Emma a e both maybes. What about Alexandra? Or sierra?

[formersfcwilliamjames]

*looks up from a bunch of books and a notepad on which I've been drawing circles when I hear the front door* Hey baby. I'm in the kitchen.

*comes into the kitchen, shrugging out of my jacket* hey. How was your day?

[venitinmentem]

[text] baby I was looking at the ultrasound photo(which I have on my phone, which I stare at so often I got yelled at for sexting) and your uterus looks like a heart. And I love it. And I love you.

[text] Sometimes, when you romance, I’m afraid you fell and hit your head. But then I remember that behind that tough, no-nonsense army guy exterior lies the nonsensical foolish heart of a big ole softie.

I love you too, baby.

[formersfcwilliamjames]

The guys just assume that whenever someone spends an extended period of time looking at their phone under their desk.

[venitinmentem]

The guys are so boring and sexist and unimaginative.

[formersfcwilliamjames]

Agreed.

[venitinmentem]

But you’re not, are you? You never grab my ass in public or spend an entire dinner staring at my boobs or ask me to wear the strappy panties when I scrub the bathroom floor…

[formersfcwilliamjames]

Never in public, not an entire dinner and DEFINITELY not in public, and that’s unsanitary. And dangerous.

[venitinmentem]

Oh yes in public! And yes an entire dinner, I was wearing that really low-cut top and the gold bra that gives great lift! And DEFINITELY YES you totally wanted me to wear the strappy panties, and a short skirt, and fucking knee pads, don’t you remember?? *laughs my ass off*

[formersfcwilliamjames]

I don’t remember that last one. Scrubbing bathrooms is gross and if I did, i’m a terrible person and I don’t deserve you.

[venitinmentem]

You totally did. But I told you, in very detailed words, where you could stick your strappy panties and kneepads and short skirt. Then I went shopping while you scrubbed the bathroom floor. I came home with that thing I wore in the evening and to punish you, I wore it and made you watch and… well. No need to tell everyone, right? *grins mischievously*

[formersfcwilliamjames]

*grins* good girl. And no. No need to tell everyone.

[venitinmentem]

[text] baby I was looking at the ultrasound photo(which I have on my phone, which I stare at so often I got yelled at for sexting) and your uterus looks like a heart. And I love it. And I love you.

[text] Sometimes, when you romance, I’m afraid you fell and hit your head. But then I remember that behind that tough, no-nonsense army guy exterior lies the nonsensical foolish heart of a big ole softie.

I love you too, baby.

[formersfcwilliamjames]

The guys just assume that whenever someone spends an extended period of time looking at their phone under their desk.

[venitinmentem]

The guys are so boring and sexist and unimaginative.

[formersfcwilliamjames]

Agreed.

[venitinmentem]

But you’re not, are you? You never grab my ass in public or spend an entire dinner staring at my boobs or ask me to wear the strappy panties when I scrub the bathroom floor…

[formersfcwilliamjames]

Never in public, not an entire dinner and DEFINITELY not in public, and that’s unsanitary. And dangerous.

[venitinmentem]

Oh yes in public! And yes an entire dinner, I was wearing that really low-cut top and the gold bra that gives great lift! And DEFINITELY YES you totally wanted me to wear the strappy panties, and a short skirt, and fucking knee pads, don’t you remember?? *laughs my ass off*

[formersfcwilliamjames]

I don't remember that last one. Scrubbing bathrooms is gross and if I did, i'm a terrible person and I don't deserve you.

[venitinmentem]

[text] baby I was looking at the ultrasound photo(which I have on my phone, which I stare at so often I got yelled at for sexting) and your uterus looks like a heart. And I love it. And I love you.

[text] Sometimes, when you romance, I’m afraid you fell and hit your head. But then I remember that behind that tough, no-nonsense army guy exterior lies the nonsensical foolish heart of a big ole softie.

I love you too, baby.

[formersfcwilliamjames]

The guys just assume that whenever someone spends an extended period of time looking at their phone under their desk.

[venitinmentem]

The guys are so boring and sexist and unimaginative.

[formersfcwilliamjames]

Agreed.

[venitinmentem]

But you’re not, are you? You never grab my ass in public or spend an entire dinner staring at my boobs or ask me to wear the strappy panties when I scrub the bathroom floor…

[formersfcwilliamjames]

Never in public, not an entire dinner and DEFINITELY not in public, and that's unsanitary. And dangerous.

[venitinmentem]

[text] baby I was looking at the ultrasound photo(which I have on my phone, which I stare at so often I got yelled at for sexting) and your uterus looks like a heart. And I love it. And I love you.

[text] Sometimes, when you romance, I’m afraid you fell and hit your head. But then I remember that behind that tough, no-nonsense army guy exterior lies the nonsensical foolish heart of a big ole softie.

I love you too, baby.

[formersfcwilliamjames]

The guys just assume that whenever someone spends an extended period of time looking at their phone under their desk.

[venitinmentem]

The guys are so boring and sexist and unimaginative.

[formersfcwilliamjames]

Agreed.

[venitinmentem]

[text] baby I was looking at the ultrasound photo(which I have on my phone, which I stare at so often I got yelled at for sexting) and your uterus looks like a heart. And I love it. And I love you.

[text] Sometimes, when you romance, I’m afraid you fell and hit your head. But then I remember that behind that tough, no-nonsense army guy exterior lies the nonsensical foolish heart of a big ole softie.

I love you too, baby.

[formersfcwilliamjames]

The guys just assume that whenever someone spends an extended period of time looking at their phone under their desk.

[thegoodvybe]

[mel-cat]

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[formersfcwilliamjames]

Just a cool thing my wife has been working on. what do y’all think?

[venitinmentem]

Yeah, you know, no biggie. Gonna be done in March, y’all. It’s gonna curl your toes.

[formersfcwilliamjames]

any support would be greatly appreciated. i know i’m doing anything and everything i can to help her out.

[venitinmentem]

Except you forgot to stock the freezer on frozen blueberries and I waaaaaaaaaaaant frozen blueberrieeeeeeeeeeees.

[formersfcwilliamjames]

i'll pick some up after work tonight. did you want them just for snacking or did you want them to put in stuff?

[formersfcwilliamjames]

Just a cool thing my wife has been working on. what do y’all think?

[venitinmentem]

Yeah, you know, no biggie. Gonna be done in March, y’all. It’s gonna curl your toes.

[formersfcwilliamjames]

any support would be greatly appreciated. i know i'm doing anything and everything i can to help her out.

[formersfcwilliamjames]

Just a cool thing my wife has been working on. what do y'all think?

[secretdreamlife]

[unamusedsloth]

Porkour

[venitinmentem]

It's Global Orgasm Day today (for another hour here)

*goes to find my husband*

[formersfcwilliamjames]

*carries you off into the night* we only got a little bit of time left, guess I fgotta work extra fast. Not that you'll mind, of course...