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independencesodope started following you
[ HE SMELLS A FRIEND ]
…..—Raivis
[ BENDS DOWN TO PICK UP HIS LITTLE LATVIAN FRIEND ]
[ SQUEEZE ]
[ WHEEZE„, ]
— Peter!
[ Pats his back a few times ]
Did you grow since I last s-saw you, or did I shrink?
[ wait no ]
[ wait no he can TEST THIS ]
[ plACES A HAND ON RAIVIS' HEAD AND THINKS THERE FOR A LONG BIT ]
....
You know, Raivis, it might have been both.
Well, see, Young, there’s this thing called puberty? You might have forgotten because it’s been about six hundred years or so since you hit yours. Anyway, I hit that about two decades back, and here I am now, college student extrodinare.
…I don’t think I’m allowed to tell you the year, that’s a time-traveller no-no.
And I know, I was just giving you a test, to see if you’re the real Young.
Oh my god Peter, it’s been like— over eight hundred years since I did that.
But it’s good to know you’ve got a sense of hu—
Did you say college? What’re you majoring in oh my God. Wouldn’t they notice the fact that you probably won’t change at all over the course of your college life though.
And why wouldn’t I be the real Yongzheng. There was only one of me to begin with.
Well, it's a bit hard for me to have known that because I hadn't been born for another -- what, five hundred and thirty years, but considering I was closer to it then I thought I'd be, I'd chalk that up as a win.
And -- of course I'm going to college! Every college aged student has to go to it eventually -- though really, I've been studying a few things all the same. Right now I'm trying to get a degree in nuclear physics and engineering.
..that was a lie, of course, I'm going for another architect degree. Science is just -- mumbo jumbo.
Wow— When the hell did you get older? Christ kid, if I hadn’t guessed earlier I would have asked you to come back to my place with me—
What year exactly are you from? And sheesh, you should know I’ve never even stopped going that.
Well, see, Young, there's this thing called puberty? You might have forgotten because it's been about six hundred years or so since you hit yours. Anyway, I hit that about two decades back, and here I am now, college student extrodinare.
...I don't think I'm allowed to tell you the year, that's a time-traveller no-no.
And I know, I was just giving you a test, to see if you're the real Young.
Hi
Hello!
Alright it is time for my favorite thing! And that’s the guessing game, here are the rules. I give you clues and you guess, Young.
NUMERO UNO.
We’ve got the same old man
NUMERO DEUX
I either had too much to smoke or the time-space wibbly wobbly shite is messing with me here
NUMERO THREE
I’m pretty sure the last time you saw me, I was about a third of the size I am now.
OK— So apparently I have a hot brother no one’s told me about.
And I know you’re not Yao’s.
Apparently you also smoke. Good lad, so do I.
And So I knew you when you were little.
The only little kid I really speak to is my little brother Pe—
Your name isn’t Peter, right.
Awww, you think I'm a "hot younger brother"? I have to admit that's not the first time I've been called such a thing --
But you're right! Name's Peter Kirkland, Young, and I've gotta say -- it's been a long time.
Are you still kicking ass and taking names?
-formerstrengthofiron started following you
You look super familiar.
C’mere for a second kid.
Alright it is time for my favorite thing! And that's the guessing game, here are the rules. I give you clues and you guess, Young.
NUMERO UNO.
We've got the same old man
NUMERO DEUX
I either had too much to smoke or the time-space wibbly wobbly shite is messing with me here
NUMERO THREE
I'm pretty sure the last time you saw me, I was about a third of the size I am now.
What even are the rules of Murderball?
I’d suggest not touching it, Uncle Rhys.
That’s probably the only rule.
And losing entails you’ve touched its fleshy tendrils.
You’ve felt its opaque fluids against your fingertips.
--...........Well I never said that
It 'twas just a
minor suggestion, is all, dear old Uncle.
independencesodope started following you
[ HE SMELLS A FRIEND ]
.....--Raivis
[ BENDS DOWN TO PICK UP HIS LITTLE LATVIAN FRIEND ]
[ SQUEEZE ]
horny-england started following you
I knew you had problems, old man, but I didn't expect you to be so frank about it.
What even are the rules of Murderball?
I'd suggest not touching it, Uncle Rhys.
That's probably the only rule.
[BENDS DOWN TO SMOOCH HIS FOREHEAD]
[XOXOXOX]
Hello friends i am here
hi i should eventually be active on here
Ting ting and pek pek, am I right?
… Aye, Pedr. Those are the words.
/Lookin @ u Pedr.
I’m going to get me some ting ting, Uncle Rhys.
Oh my gentle Christ, Pedr.
Pek pek, Uncle Rhys.
Pek Pek.
P e k p e k
toolegittobrit started following you
Well look at that, there's a lovely lass here.
Welcome to my humble apartment, please take off your shoes and if you can find any spare food around here please return it to me
Thank you and have a lovely day at Pete's.
Ting ting and pek pek, am I right?
… Aye, Pedr. Those are the words.
/Lookin @ u Pedr.
I'm going to get me some ting ting, Uncle Rhys.
