life is a joke if you laugh

sage, 31 y/o hermit. she/they. lesbian. likes cats, reptiles, videogames, plants, a great many things. also crafts. 180 tarantulas and counting. i tag #arachnophobia if you'd rather not see them. art blog: phthalosage

[celestial-tadpole]

forget your zodiac tell me what you order at a bar and at a coffee shop

[evergreen-femme]

direct deposit hits

me at michaels: BRING OUT MICHAEL

[aghxst]

５６

[lazy-toad]

If you're dying of scurvy it's your duty to get as homosexual about it as possible btw

[sutured-infection]

Cellulose nitrate was used to make dice from the late 1860s until the middle of the twentieth century, and the material remains stable for decades. Then, in a flash, they can dramatically decompose. Nitric acid is released in a process called outgassing. The dice cleave, crumble, and then implode.

From Dice: Deception, Fate & Rotten Luck by Ricky Jay and Rosamond Purcell, 2002.

[jesus-lizard-journal]

hello beautiful

[were--ralph]

U 34 and a furry

ill be 60 and one too

[furry-fey]

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[jasper-rolls]

gears of smile!!

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[f0restnympho420]

was trimming ye olde bush in the shower and i kind of fucked up and now it just looks like i tried to give my pussy a taper fade

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[louisegluckpdf]

does anyone want to threaten me with gratuitous violence

[deep-state-partisan]

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

[scrupulosity-comics]

title of this is just ‘lesbian sex’

[scrupulosity-comics]

lot of terfs have been reblogging this so I may as well publicly state that the woman on the right is modeled with permission after my transfemme friend. if you relate to it as strongly as many of you claim in the tags I urge you to reflect upon that with empathy and compassion about the depth of experiences you truly do share with trans women.

otherwise fuck off I guess. my art is not fuel for your hatred.

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[a-chievehau-s]

Absolutely loosing my shit over this bug I had during the plague quest line in KCD1

Like guys I don’t think this is JUST the plague anymore