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Call me Lemon. That one person who writes that one kink in that (formula) one fandom. 18+.

[formulabitte]

About Me

Formulabitte (tumblr)= zitronenfalter99 (AO3) = Lemon

They/She, 27, danke Seb! (Not actually German, sorry to disappoint)

I write F1 RPF primarily, I doodle F1 fanart , and I collect Sebastian Vettel posts.

I'm also part of a small Sebastian Vettel Discord Server

I like chatting, and I am open to discussing most F1 things, unless it's recurring rage bait/intentional hating/obvious bashing that feels unproductive and soul-sucking

Prompts for writing and art are currently in purgatory. (That means no, until further notice).

Ask me about what I'm working on, please. I promise I won't be annoyed.

I have my masterlist of fics, I try my best to keep that up-to-date

I am a Seb fan first and foremost, but I try to remain open and engaged with the other drivers to prevent myself from turning into an old grump (debatable if that's working)

If I'm on tumblr during a race, that means I'm bored, ngl

OKAY, so you've read this far! I write weight gain as a kink, no, I will not apologize. I acknowledge that it can be both liberating and distressing as a kink to have and to engage with, so I work hard to be thoughtful about it

BONUS PERSONAL LORE

+ I have a BSc in Biology with minors in Chemistry and Psychology, and I'm ~on medical leave~ from grad school rn. Happy times.

+ My uterus is my mortal enemy and it may be evicted soon, if things work out right.

+ I have a photos folder called "Seb in Fireproofs" which is really just a bunch of pics featuring Seb's tits. I'm always looking for new entries.

[formulabitte]

Fashion doll fem!Charles for Monaco (loosely inspired by the main marina + the Monaco bus system map, don’t ask how) thanks @almostquinoa

[formulabitte]

Fashion doll fem!Lewis for Monaco + inspo (bougainvillea)

[feraltwinkseb]

May 15, 2010 - Monaco, France

[robertfagden]

a tumblr mutual is a type of soulmate

[scottdixon]

daily seb 167/365

[suckmyravioli]

Sebastian Vettel | Canadian GP 2010

invented beauty [10/?]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[seb-boo]

SEB (っᵔ◡ᵔ)っ @ JEDDAH 2025

[formulabitte]

Sometimes I can read my own writing and be like “yeah, alright” but a larger portion of the time I’m like “who wrote this and what were they thinking- wait”

[goatseb]

Miami gp 2022 | Seb looking deliciously messy during the post-quali interview

[moonstone-reverie]

Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!

Me, the second my alarm goes off:

[vettelpics]

[deadpoets]

SEBASTIAN VETTEL Malaysian Grand Prix 2010

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the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[formulabitte]

I made a sibling account, @formulachub for posting WG related stuff, just in case.