[alleyyezonme]

Don’t take life too seriously, it isn’t permanent.

[jackboyys-deactivated20230117]

My ultimate goal is for my kids to be like “wow dad really loves mom”

[girlfig]

cool date idea:

me eating oatmeal by myself

[inlovesuggest]

you make me feel all akjdsjkdf and kldkjgkjgdklh, you know?

[anxietyproblem]

[lastexitt]

z

[inkskinned]

unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, i cannot just “walk up and join the circle of people talking”, but it does sound lovely thank you

[alomair-a-deactivated20210329]

The same love never comes twice

[bootyscientist-deactivated20160]

i hate when people start typin while I’m still typin like I kno u see them dots ho wait ya turn

[chessys]

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

[sophism]

do you hate kendall jenner or is it your internalised misogyny making you hate a thin, beautiful model for no reason other than the fact she's a model?

i hate kendall jenner

[nkbaa]

tell me in a playlist

[8yrs-deactivated20130129]

my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds

[97-86]

I want to be the person you can’t get enough of

[aestheticacadema]

we all have that friend that has no fucking idea how to whisper 

[matturbated]

I can’t hear you I’m eating chips

[forrest-gump]

it's NO-vember don't ask me for shit!

[literaphobe]

“oh my god, it’s finally over!” i say, about a zoom class that i wasn’t paying attention to at all