A Note from Coco: Further Annoyances
Greetings Cosmic Brethren,
The people running this documentary have found another way to add turbulence to my otherwise monotonous day. Who needs housing or keys or copious emails about meal plans? Not you all, apparently.
Instead, they believe what you need are pictures of the campus you see everyday. They have noticed the lack of images of our college on the interwebs and have taken it to mean that we are technologically inept. What they don't know is that down the hill, our rivals and their ridiculous goat mascot have been trying to get the lay of our land for years.
Therefore, although contractually obligated to entertain this annoyance, I will try to post a few pictures here and there. If they look vague to you, just remember our motto... "Immolabisque Hircum." Just sacrifice that goat.
Peace and prosperity,
Coco Boss
Forrest University Housing Coordinator