[fortunatelysparklycoffee]

[neonkontra]

[sharkpilot]

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like trash, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza. But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza. The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note

and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

[sharkpilot]

oMGGGG

[jakebumlick]

pizza cares

[usy-is-my-love-child]

Pizza understands

[stilljustkim]

pizza spelt its own name wrong

[lost-moonlight]

I remember crying over you, not just a couple of beads of tears. I remember gasping for air, beating my fist against my chest trying to rip my heart out. Trying to get the pain to stop. You should have skinned me alive instead, it probably would have hurt less.

Unknown (via lost-moonlight)

[fortunatelysparklycoffee]

is it just me or is Sam Smith a god?

[high0nlife-life0nhigh]

Do you ever like someone so much that like everything they do and say is like perfect and when you’re telling your friends and family about them you just get all jittery and try to look for the best words to describe them but you sort of have trouble because no words in the world could actually come close to grasping how amazing they are and no words could even begin to describe how their beauty just memorizes the shit out of you and how nothing in the world could possibly be better than to feel their skin on your skin

[paris--lights-deactivated202512]

Put your music on shuffle and answer the following questions. I was tagged by the lovely devotedlysolarrie!

1st song describes how you die: Blank Space - Taylor Swift

2nd song describes your love life: Lay Me Down- Sam Smith (aww I love that so much)

3rd song will be played at your wedding: Sweet Disposition - The Temper Trap (that’s just absolutely perfect!)

Add “in my pants” to the 4th song: I’m Not the Only One in my pants - Sam Smith (That made me laugh 😂)

5th song played at my funeral: Photograph - Ed Sheeran (even my funeral will be Larry af)

6th is your theme song: Hurricane - Halsey (omggg yes!)

7th will play when you think about someone you love: Little Things - One Direction (Very, very true)

8th add “with a shovel and a screwdriver” to the title: I would with a shovel and a screwdriver - One Direction

9th will describe my week: Rock Me - One Direction

10th will play when you miss someone: Don’t Go Breaking My Heart - Elton John & Kiki Dee

I’m going to tag cfazz andlouisisthesun misspebbles2010 poweredbylouis ot4strong jesscaffrey hipsterpls dickcasterlouis karolinemay loose-lips-sinks-ships-its-atrip ls1daf melouisbubble donny-cheshire lucifersbae stylinson-howlter 5inourhearts larry-syndrome harryisindanger natzryte angelwith–ashotgun

[existences-deactivated20140213]

[fymodernfamily]

[brittany-murphy]

[my-teen-quote]

[clubgold]

[fortunatelysparklycoffee]

whoops

[syrian-bitch]

i hate remembering good times that i had with people who ended up being really shitty to me

[permeate]

[1-800-the1975-deactivated201512]

[youlookpositivelypulchritudinous]