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What if Scott and Joel accidentally killed someone in some way or shape - and while panicking about covering it up they decide to get married so they can't testify against each other.
Fake Dating AU but they are terribly resentful of each other and forced to be horribly intimate and close and toxic behind close doors and constantly trying to find a way to throw the other under the bus and or kill them so they can get out of this arrangement and get as far away as possible.
Someway somehow they end up in couples counselling despite it all and it's lots of ups and downs and back and forth.
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From Wikipedia: These clouds are capable of producing lightning and other dangerous severe weather.
Scott Antonis Mattheos Pagona Pavlos the Third had to admit that maybe he was tossing and turning and could not find his way into that sweet bliss of unconsciousness.
And with no wine or lotus in sight, maybe his neighbour could help him out with finding his way into Hypnos' embrace.
or: Nikos fucks Scott to sleep and the little actor has feelings about that.
thank you @four-crows-in-a-trenchcoat for helping me bring this to life <3
a deleted draft from Wifies' Gmail inbox - HumFies NSFW
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For the lovely and amazing @oy84 :crow heart:
Dear Hummer,
I miss you-[Deleted] I hope this email finds you well-[Deleted] I hope this email finds you.
I haven't stopped looking for Levi. I have to, if I spend too long away from the ocean I start getting migraines. Really bad ones. It's weird. Pulled myself to the doctors and they said they couldn't find anything wrong and said to take it easy. Probably just hit my head and fell funny when I saw that place.
I had this weird dream. (Really weird. A lot of darkness and falling and this guy in a yellow robe with a helmet on that seemed familiar, telling me something I can't totally remember, something about a fetish of remembrance.) Things have been getting weird since you've been gone.-[Deleted] Sorry I don't know why I told you that. Maybe it's Levi haha, messing with us a little more.
Anyway, I bought a TV. I ordered a old CRT off eBay.
You'd-[Deleted] You'll think I was being stupid and probably complain about it not being the same model as the one on your skin. I think I got it pretty close. It looks like you. At least the you swimming in my dreams.I hope that's what you look like, I can't find the archive of your skin and commands don't give me your head. I miss seeing you.-[Deleted] I keep it near the desk and it's gonna sound weird but being close to it makes me feel, well… not terrible.
It doesn't work. Not really. It ate the old VHS tapes in the attic that I tried and spit them out (Sorry four year old birthday boy Wifies, dead relatives, and other fond childhood memories) and only shifts between darkness, static, and SMPTE.
Strange thing is that it helps like no meds do.
The static is the only thing helping with the migraines. The humming of the fuzz gets rid of them. Humming, Haha. I've been keeping it close. It makes me feel like you're here. Sometimes inbetween reading old reddit posts or delving into the oceans, I just sit with it on the floor and talk, wrap my arms around it and hold it close, even had a nap on it once on a bad day. It made me feel better, like leaning on your shoulder or chest.-[Deleted]
Geez Wifies, way to sound like a psycho. Not like what you did wasn't psychotic.-[Deleted]
The next bit might be TMI. Definitely is. Please don't be mad. Or do cause yeah, it's sick and I'm sorry but it felt so--[Deleted] But I feel really gross not writing it out and letting you know, even if it is probably the most embarrassing thing to ever admit to someone.
One night, I was working myself over after a long day. Not because I was feeling anything, it's just routine to a certain point, and the CRT was to the side of my bed. Long story short, I saw the reflection of myself in the screen and through about you looking up at me and came harder than I ever have in my entire life. Like I didn't know it could feel that good. I tried to stop but it was too late… -[Deleted] some of the mess got on the screen.
I swear it was as an accident. I Swear on Levi it was. Sat up on bed for a while after that, looked down at the cum streaked across the screen slowly sliding down and felt something. Felt guilty, really guilty. Like I'd been dunked in ice. But at the same time, the orgasm I had stayed like smouldering flames with a otherworldly sweetness. The sight was sublime and I knew it was going to be a problem. That something had changed.-[Deleted]
At least the first time.
The next time, a reddit rabbit hole lead to the most miserable dead end and I just sank to the floor and wrapped myself around it and held you -[Deleted] it with my whole body.
I don't know if it was on accident or if something was compelling me, but it ended up jostling against me in a way or I ended up rubbing up against it and… and it felt good. Really good. The awkward friction felt really good. The harsh drag and pull had my cock squeezed between your face I mean the CRT and my stomach feeling all sparkly and warm like little jolts in my hips. And I know I should have stopped but I kept going and going, rubbing and grinding against it because the migraines stopped and I felt good for the first time in ages. The fuzzing and humming glitched and pitched with the motion like moans, like I was making you feel good. Like we were… I Kept going and started feeling really fuzzy with all the humming, it got warmer and tighter and I made a mess in my boxers with a sound I won't even try to describe. Even when it started hurting, too sensitive, I kept going because it felt good despite the aching hips and harsh discomfort and tension. It felt deserved and good. I collapsed on it at some point and woke up after a nap and had a shower.-[Deleted]
I haven't been able to… finish without it now. When I need some relief or feel lonely I sit on the bed with the CRT tilted up and work myself over or rub against it and hold it tight and tender, and sometimes I reach around and play with the VHS tape loading door with my fingers. (because I want it to feel good for you too. The idea of you fizzling and glitching on my fingers makes me - Jeez what is wrong with me…)-[Deleted] One time I stupidly decided to stuff my dick in the tape bay and it was a mess. but it felt really good. I hate how good it felt. The harsh edge squeezed and burned when I thrust into you I mean the TV and the intensity was mad. Don't worry I didn't cum in the deck, I came all over the screen. It was a mess of messes.-[Deleted] I'm keeping it clean and maintained.
It's really embarrassing and I hope you'll get a good kick out of it! Hahaha!(That you also won't be too weirded out by it)
I don't know why I'm writing all this. Maybe to feel better? Like a digital confessional? Maybe hoping if I send it THIS will get your attention?
Please Hummer.
Please let me know you are okay.
I'll keep looking for Levi again and be on the server a lot. I'll be waiting for you. I'll find you-[Deleted]
philosophical orgasms certainly have a way about them - Ranchers NSFW
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Reverse agegap shameful jerking off for @bidoofenergy & @stygiansauce :crow heart:
There's a text from his girlfriend he hasn't answered in over an hour flashing again on his phone, insisting he pay attention to it. Tango can't bring himself to read it, let alone answer it: not with the hot wet shame currently sloshing about his ribcage.
Not with his attention on the university's staff page looking at his filler module philosophy professor's profile.
He hadn't meant to. Truly. He hadn't wanted to - he told himself. But intent did not pull the wind from the sails of his body that has him laying on his bed with a hand down his boxer, working himself over slowly - each throb, pulse, and squeeze a bitter sweetness that made bileful warmth trickle through his veins - while looking at the academic staff page of his university. He really is terrible.
Jimmy Solidarity, Senior Lecturer: Philosophy.
Just two green coded tsunderes doing regular guy activities (<what is bro saying rn)
Huzzah!! Doc/Joel thighfucking/frotting be upon you! I'm really happy with how this one came out hehe :3c!!!
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Just two green coded tsunderes doing regular guy activities (<what is bro saying rn)
Huzzah!! Doc/Joel thighfucking/frotting be upon you! I'm really happy with how this one came out hehe :3c!!!
Full image under cut as usual!
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So I know Pantheon has been out for 2hours and 14minutes [at time of writing] but:
PANTHEON!⚡MAJORBEANS⚡
Obviously Scott is already in it as the flirtatious, sultry, Champion of Aeolus - and not that everything has to be about MajorBeans [I like whatever Legs and Scott have going on] - but also consider mythological MajorBeans with
Champion of Dionysus Joel Smallishbeans!
Nothing about pre-God Games backstory yet: his theatrical manic/ chaotic energy certainly draws the eye of the God of theatre, ecstasy, madness and wine, enough to casually summon him into a death God-Game to prove you can have a good time and still win. [Even tho it sounds like he is potentially the organiser from Cleo's opening????]
But Joel with leopard skins and grapes and so cute and handsome. And I know EMP2 Joel is there, but consider, leopard skins: and the dissonant whispers of madness lingering behind a earthy, fruity, winey aroma that follows him.
Joel not liking Scott because he’s an actor and think he's all that and too good for one of Joel’s parties and he's up his own ass and thinks he throws the best party when he in fact doesn't because he’s a stupid idiot.
And Scott thinks Joel is just a weird fan - of course he always attracts those, and he'll never be as good an actor as him and even tho Joel doesn't care that still really gets under his skin when Scott looks down on him - and has to keep acting above it cause fragile clinging to control of image and at a Dionysus party that would be stripped away. Also the party cant be that good.
Consider also, the intox/hypno possibility.
Will yap about them more, also wanna do P!Cam: Champion of Aphrodite but that needs more work.
Pantheon Scott is just begging to get absolutely railed by Legundo. And I’m not even exaggerating. That man is beating around the bush and I’m here to shout it out directly.
A bird just wants to write Majorbeans huffing undies and rimming and sounding and complicated internal homophobia hate sex or something - someone come shock my brain back into sinus rythmn.
