#shave freak #and fix your hair #you look like a hobo
‘I’m way hotter now.’ Exhibit A for how you’re lying to yourself today. Oh hey, speaking of your girlfriend, I met her, she’s adorable. Like I literally pinched her cheeks, ask her about it. Uh, you know, avoiding the parentals, going to physical therapy, getting a boyfriend, working. The usual.
Look who's lying now. You...piched her cheeks? I bet she hates you. She hates being called cute. Even by me. But she's perfect...I bet you're jealous as hell of her brains and poise and beauty...you know, the things you don't have. But aside from your pt which I hope is going well you got a whaaaaaaaaattt?? What the hell? Who is taking all my girls?? ((ooc: lol Mari is))
















