The Nerdess

A nerd at heart. 80's. Terry Pratchett. GI Joe. Baroness. Cosplay. Anime. The IT Crowd. Adventure. Japan.

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

a shat

[fnafvr]

Dont call it that please

[jennamoreci-deactivated20260404]

A shitten.

[disgustinganimals]

no one wanted to call this an alpacat and i’m personally offended

[scampthecorgi]

[pr1nceshawn]

Photos Showing That Angle Is Everything.

[woodmeat]

this is pissing me off

[lumberjackmack]

this shit made me mad

[go-away-plz-k-thx-deactivated20]

Whoa

[tryskaidek]

This man, can we just look at this for a minute…? The angles are cool and all but this guy??? How fucking strong are his calves and his fucking core for that matter???? How did he do this??? What the fuck????

[bi-any-chance]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

[hashtagloveloses]

SYMBROCK CONFIRMED

[ahaze]

Update:

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[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

i just sent a semi-blurry picture of me grasping an eel and this guy was like “oh your thumb is 1.8” so that eel must be 8 inches"

so i went and measured my thumb and yeah it’s 1.8 inches long

what the fuck

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking reply i’ve ever gotten on one of my posts

[notafeeling]

the trick to avoiding plotholes is to make sure there’s not enough plot to poke holes in

[the-ruler-of-rabbits]

can’t correct me on things not existing in that time period if i never specify one!

[notafeeling]

le-

lemony snicket???????

[catchymemes]

[pascalation]

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

[atticroach-deactivated20220125]

As you can see I have strong feelings about the orgy scene in Cats

[daco-broman]

the w-what

[highasaklaus]

[cute-animals-only]

[gluten-free-pussy]

She’s doing yoga 🧘🏼‍♀️

[teathattast]

sprimkle

[ruinedchildhood]

[iraffiruse]

[ladyshinga]

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

[c4tto626]

this is like 100% what living with cats is like

[randomslasher]

the one where he’s abruptly alarmed by his pants is the funniest one to me

[trashboat]

the older you get the more you relate. this how i talk to my kombucha

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

Whup Tee Doo

[zackisontumblr]

Jo Ann has had ENOUGH

[awesome-picz]

[daftpunkblogger]

Are they on a date

[andrewbelami]

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[myfirstname]

i’m ugly enough to make people question their sexual orientation

[tacticianofylisse]

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

[tacticianofylisse]

i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and

places a hand on me cheek

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time