Awesomeness of Stuff

I'm Nick. Love books, music, movies. Dont ask what kind cos its all so different it's hard to pin down. I LOVE cows. They are awesome!! Love Cons, the colour green, the word Joygasm, David Bowie's "Package", pancakes, eurovision, Tequila, odd...

[forcewakens]

[carrotssss]

[sjeufhwuw82]

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

[meirz-deactivated20150903]

Shoes.

[tastefullyoffensive]

This is getting out of control. (photos via ZookeeperRachel)

[budrikk]

[foxxyred-blog]

Fuck this....set this bitch on fire!!!

[mid-book-crisis]

I know life can be hard...

I know that there are low moments,

Moments that make you want to cry. 

It might feel like everything is over, 

And that you have lost. 

I know there are times you want to give up, 

And just let go,  

But remember that it gets better.

There will be happy moments, 

Moments that make you want to dance, 

Moments that make you want to laugh, 

Or hug, 

Or just smile. 

But either way, it does get better!

So feel sad, it’s ok. 

But don’t forget to be happy. 

There are people that love you (like me)! 

Embrace your wonderfully brilliant flaws, 

Do something that’s terrifying, 

Maybe just do a dance, 

Or even just climb out of bed. 

Either way, remember that it does get better. Wait to see it. 

[awellkept-secret-deactivated201]

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

[jeremyloverobsessedmoi]

[scarletlip]

sunny-is-sherlokid hallotom kittyinferno sarabeth72 chynna-is-not-here

[kittyinferno-deactivated2016112]

Good God I think my ovaries just exploded starstrucktheoristnerd chagrintrovert rennersraven rennersflame snooziep charlottecat44 thiswomanwearsglasses foxxyred

[foxxyred-blog]

Grey is just his best colour.

[kittyinferno-deactivated2016112]

Spending the day at the beach with my fam. Thought this was an appropriate picture to post… rennersraven chagrintrovert sarabeth72 hallotom chynna-is-not-here scarletlip foxxyred snooziep starstrucktheoristnerd

[sarabeth72]

I volunteer to rub the sunscreen aaaaallllllll over him!

[kittyinferno-deactivated2016112]

Sorry I’ve already oiled him up! ;)

[foxxyred-blog]

We don't see enough of beach Renner. We need more of this.

[kittyinferno-deactivated2016112]

Renner in a red shirt for the Anon having a bad day. Have no fear, Jer is here!

[roxanestark]

HOLY FRICKIN MOLY!!! This needs a warning!!!!

[kittyinferno-deactivated2016112]

He looks real good in red ;)

[foxxyred-blog]

19 Times The Irish Didn't Give Two Fecks

We don't believe in stressing ourselves out too much.

[collegelifecrisis]

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

[dejanentendu]

I almost spit out my water

[foxxyred-blog]

Come on, Tumblr. I need some cheering up. Badly. Gimme your best.

[ironychan]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: When you treat retail employees like shit, you become an instant joke. You are the story they tell over coffee to make their friends and family laugh at the idiot. You are the person they mimic in a squeaky voice.

Next time you want to yell at a retail employee, imagine them repeating what you are about to say in a squeaky voice. Because that will be your legacy.

[katherinebishop-archive-deactiv]

clint barton’s phone, probably

(insp)

[plutoretrograde]

zombikki

[zombb-8-deactivated20190924]

YES

[foxxyred-blog]

GIANT NACHOOOSSSS! 

[hard-on-for-hiddleston]

[x]

[youngatheart34-deactivated20151]

My pleasure, oh god.  That smile, those eyes, I have suddenly become a whimpering lump of goo.  

[youngatheart34-deactivated20151]

The words “My pleasure” haunt me still.  And, the fourth one, gah…

[beecreature]

This is very difficult to watch

[youngatheart34-deactivated20151]

Yes, it truly is…

[the-haven-of-fiction]

#4 - Notice how his gaze subtly travels from the speaker to look directly into the camera. Stupid angel face.

[aishet-chayil]

How the hell does he give THAT LOOK while saying “What’s your name?” Sex on stick, isn’t he?

[foxxyred-blog]

...Damn you Tom

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.