One Grumpy, Tired Hairless Ape

Aro/Ace/Agender she/her, posts knitting, cute reptiles, and Pixar movies mostly

[pleasantcolorhologram]

[ironychan]

There is some shit on the internet, man. A youtuber found the taxidermied corpse of mothman in a farming museum.

[ironychan]

The Muppet Odyssey would not only have the Nobody joke, it would run that shit into the ground.

[ironychan]

The red-shafted northern flicker who lives in our neighbourhood is yelling just as loud as he can trying to get a date. I'm rooting for him.

[crazysodomite]

my shy gagobear

[lowpolyanimals]

Frog by @stranger-in-the-darkness

[krocodilian]

🦈🐊

[evidently-endless]

the odyssey (2026)

[anxiousst4rr]

in a world of wonder twins I’m a marcovaldo siblings

[ironychan]

The mall is deserted because everybody's off rioting over soccer. I just sent Matt this and left:

[trainsandpains]

Recently finished these gloves in Katia Concept Kanerva. The pattern is All Fingers and Thumbs by Sybilra (who has a Tumblr account actually. Check out their designs because all of them are so cool and innovative!). They were really fun to knit and I learnt so much.

[mst3kgifs]

Star Shrek!

[toyastales]

Sea Dragon Head Ornament by Georges Fouquet, crafted around 1900-1904.

[stellahoi]

shit posting to make up for yesterday’s post

i love when people badly draw the eridians, it brings me great joy to see it

[cuties-in-codices]

botanical illustrations (aloe, dill, black henbane, rose, apium, mandrake, water lily, meadow sage)

from a manuscript of johann hartlieb’s kräuterbuch (book of herbs), a treatise dealing with the medicinal uses of various plants. this copy was created in northern bavaria, c. 1462

source: Berlin, SBB, Ms. germ. qu. 2021

[ironychan]

My neighbours are having a party. They've got a fucking bouncy castle.

It's 930 pm.

[toyastales]

Bronze Wolf-Head, Roman, 1st century AD, Cleveland Museum of Art.