Bone Apple Teeth

I may be 5’3” but I’ll break your shins

[yourfavewouldfistfightgod]

YOU would fistfight god

as requested by @a-dinosaurs-left-kneecap, @muses-ask, @yoursaltness, @lamb200345567, @snepdragon, @boney-joe and at least one anon

[frankysinatry]

Flag me Daddy Tumblr Staffs

[uncomfortabletkam]

[localstarboy]

[slasherz]

I don’t know what dimension this took place in but it definitely wasn’t ours

[frozs]

i just want to tell every1 this is the best video ever

[leonardnimoy]

reblog if your family has a plastic bag with plastic bags inside

[frankysinatry]

Happy Valentines Day FBI Agent Man and Intern Todd

[kingofthebitches]

I feel like we’re due for more food discourse

[kingofthebitches]

reblog this with your opinion on mushrooms 

[frankysinatry]

I hope my fbi agent man has sweet dreams of watcing me through my camera tonight

💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[dale-the-fbi-agent]

Thank you Franky, I really appreciate that a lot

[frankysinatry]

Anything for you Dale

[frankysinatry]

pls stop reblogging my fbi video i can’t be remembered that way

[spagoooooter]

FBI man paradox

If an fbi man is assigned to everyone on earth that has a computer that means that one fbi man is assigned to another fbi man. Also there are more civilians than fbi men so more fbi men have to be created but fbi men have to watch them too and there will never be enough fbi men and the fbi boss will have a breakdown because there aren’t enough fbi men to monitor everything and the government will die.

[fbi-agent-assigned-to-you]

Wow that looks like that took a lot of thought!

[frankysinatry]

isn’t the fbi only for americans tho? @ the fbi man are u seein other countries behind my phone

[niggazinmoscow]

[frankysinatry]

I hope my fbi agent man has sweet dreams of watcing me through my camera tonight

💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fbi-agent-assigned-to-you]

why sleep when watching you has been a dream come true <3

[frankysinatry]

[frankysinatry]

I hope my fbi agent man has sweet dreams of watcing me through my camera tonight

💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[fbi-agent-assigned-to-you]

CALLOUT POST FOR INTERN TODD

MOTHERFUCKER LEFT A FAKE SPIDER ON MY DESK AND I THOUGHT IT WAS REAL LEADING ME TO SPILL MY SODA ON MY KEYBOARD AND MYSELF AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN MY LIFE

[frankysinatry]

hard shit buddo

[plutotheforgotten]

Reblog if the FBI agent tracking you can message whenever they like

[fbi-agent-assigned-to-you]

wait, what happens when i reblog this

[plutotheforgotten]

I assumed that there is a slightly higher up FBI agent tracking you. Though I am no expert.

[fbi-agent-assigned-to-you]

i have a government issued spider harassing me at all times

[sleepytime-seth-deactivated2025]

where are all the fbi agent in webcam x reader fics

[fbi-agent-assigned-to-you]

be the change you want to see in the world

[frankysinatry]

[trinityice]

STOP

[frankysinatry]

u aint gonna stop me from loving my fbi agent