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There’s no angst quite like sasusaku angst
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i love how sakura’s love for sasuke is dirty. you can say she’s selfless in loving sasuke and in a way, it’s the truth: sakura wants the best for sasuke. she wants him to rest without his demons haunting him. she wants him to heal. she is ready to tear open her chest and hand him her heart if that’s what will bring him some peace. but her love is so so selfish in the grand scheme of things. she goes to kill him and she fails, despite knowing konoha will never be safe. she fails at being a kunoichi the moment he’s in danger. she’s willing to sacrifice the world for him and that’s so selfish and different from naruto who will ruin himself for the people he loves because he can’t put other people in danger, his morals stopping anyone else from being hurt. sakura, on the other hand, knows all of the risks, the exact body count, and yet she will let deliver the corpses at his feet with tears streaming down her face because she can’t hurt him even if she wants to.
and this brings me so much joy because sasuke yearns for this selfish love. he is a selfish lover and he will destroy the world if he needs to for the people he loves. yet he has not been loved like that in return. itachi, while sparing sasuke, condemned him to a cruel existence and broke such a crucial part of sasuke. naruto, for all of his love, would destroy himself and sasuke in the process of pouring his love out yet he won’t condemn the world for it, not even the wrongdoers. sakura, bright, shining sakura with her silly eyes and gentle soul, will crush anyone, let bodies wither and die before they can even touch sasuke.
and i wonder whether both of them see the horrible yet gentle things they are capable of in each other. whether sakura continued to cling to him for the way he broke the ninja’s hands or sasuke let his heart open up when he heard her going toe to toe against the dissenters who hate him.
Sakura in the first series goes through one of the more important character developments. She starts out as naive, book smart, absolutely upreared for horrors of combat and war. Her views are simple and childishly self-centered, she doesn’t yet grasp the severity of life and death. She calls Naruto annoying, making snarky remarks at him. “Orphan” doesn’t fully register in her brain, because she’s young, naive and unaware. She is very quickly confronted by Sasuke, proved wrong and called “annoying” back. And that’s enough to make her think. During the bell tests, Sasuke shows her his darkness and she seems taken aback. A slow realization creeps into her but it only fully blooms during the Zabuza arc. She sees poverty, pain and death, and as she walks through impoverished village she realizes that life isn’t simple and colorful. It’s scary and anything she has read from any of her books didn’t prepare her for almost witnessing her teammate die. Being a ninja is not a game. She doubts herself, because despite what some people try to insinuate, she’s fully aware of her cons and shortcomings. Sasuke helps her out of that self doubt, because he likes her. She’s his teammate and when he almost died, she cried over him. And it feels nice and kinda fuzzy even, to have somebody care about you that much, but Sasuke would never admit that (Why would he say “you’re heavy”? He should’ve say “I’m alive” or even “get off” but he doesn’t. He speaks up to inform her he’s fine, but by that he also acknowledges their closeness and does not refuse it! It’s such a Sasuke thing to say, I could talk about this for hours) Forest of Death is the prime Sasusaku. I don’t understand how could somebody watch/read through it and not see it. There’s of course a lot of fear and pain but there’s also so much closeness and comfort and genuine care for one another. It’s a very important arc for the whole Team 7 but I’d argue it’s mainly Sasuke & Sakura’s. Sakura especially, as we see her develop a wider understanding of her place as a person, as a teammate and as a ninja. How she finally stumbles into action, saving Naruto from a fall and yelling at Sasuke. Because god, if anyone is going to do anything about this absolutely terrifying ninja, with a power they haven’t seen even from Zabuza, it’s Sasuke.
There’s this guilt of her own weakness looming over her as she takes care of her teammates. But she tries her best because someone has to, because she wants to. She wants to be stronger, to help but, most importantly, she wants Sasuke and Naruto to be safe.
It’s no wonder people think of Sasuke’s seal awakening as one of the most powerful scene of this arc. Because sure, it’s badass and cool but what’s most important about it is often missed. When Sasuke wakes up, brought from the brink of death by his own strong will, he is furious. But it’s not a mindless rage, it’s not like Naruto’s nine tails transformation. The seal is not a being on its own, it just pulls on the deepest, darkest strings of his mind. On his insecurities, his dreams, his trauma, his worst qualities. It’s still Sasuke, asking Sakura who did this to her. It’s still Sasuke attacking the Sound-ninja. It’s only when he engages and even takes joy from his cruelty Sakura realizes it’s not him. Because Sasuke is kind, cold but extremely caring, because he can get carried away but never like this.
The fact that people can read these chapters, hell, the whole manga and still think that Sasuke hates Sakura, that she doesn’t know him, that Sakura herself is a selfish, shallow characters is mind-boggling.
tl;dr: Sakura is a greatly developed character and first part Sasusaku is so well written it makes me want to cry fkljsd.
If anyone has fics of post-war Sasuke in the hospital pls tell meh <3
How troublesome for our local bisexual
Sasuke, immediately after getting the curse-mark: You guys don’t understand. It’s in my head, it’s linked to my emotions, it knows what I want, but it’s not ME, it’s evil and wretched and angry and-
Sakura, trying to be comforting: It’s okay Sasuke-kun. You’ll be okay. Everyone has something like that. It’s really annoying and kind of scary, but it’s YOU, and if it’s YOU then it obviously can’t be too bad. Just don’t feed it after midnight and mentally wack it with a newspaper when it says something you REALLY don’t like. That’s what I do!
Sasuke:
Sasuke: What are you talking about. Do you have a curse seal?
Sakura: What? No, of course not! It’s just- It’s- NARUTO, BACK ME UP
Naruto, scratching his head: Um. I mean I get what you’re saying Sakura-chan and, like, yeah I’ve got one of those too, and it isn’t exactly a CURSE seal, but it’s- special circumstances, dattebayo? I’m not sure I’m a good example.
Sasuke: What. What are YOU talking about??
Sakura: No Naruto, that sounds like a PERFECT example. See, Sasuke? Even dumb NARUTO has a bitch voice in his head. Like- you get those headaches sometimes, right? When it gets so angry it SCREAMS at you for NO good reason and you just have to politely pretend it’s not happening so you don’t cause a scene at dinner?
Naruto:
Sasuke:
Naruto: I mean. That HAS happened to me before with Iruka-sensei, yes. Totally forgot about it though.
Sakura: See Sasuke? It’s super manageable, even if it IS a hassle. And you’ve got me to help you with it! And Naruto, I guess. Maybe Kakashi-sensei, but he seems like the type to get touchy if you ask about it.
Kakashi, appearing when he hears his name: Touchy about what?
Sakura: Um. Oh. Well. Aha nevermind-
Kakashi: Oh, well now I’m interested Sakura-chan!
Sakura: ….promisse not to get mad.
Kakashi, lying: Of course! How could I get mad at my cute little gennin?
Sakura: Ok. So Sasuke’s freaking out about the super-angry-mean version of him in his head now, and I told him that he’d be fine because EVERYONE has voices like that, his just got louder, ya know? But I said that maybe we, um, shouldn’t tell you, because you seem like one of those people who pretends to get all freaked out when we talk about having evil voices in our heads since we’re old enough to know not to talk about stuff like that out loud. Sorry I promise I was just trying to make Sasuke-kun feel better and-
Kakashi:
Sakura: Right! Right. I’m sorry we can pretend I never mentioned it haha. But Sasuke…..like you can talk to Naruto and me.
Naruto, not understanding much but understanding THAT: You BETTER, bastard, or I’ll BEAT it out of you! That’s what teammates are for.
Kakashi:
Sasuke: …hn. Fine. If you both insist.
Sakura: =)
Kakashi, softly as the kids walk away: whatthefuck
kakashi, at the memorial later: so all three of my kids have a voice in their heads telling them nasty things. am i. am i the weird one here
obito, hiding in the bushes: yeah, you are. freak
as always my favorite thing in the world about this team is how normal they all are. But I’d also like to note that Kakashi spent like a decade in a dissociative depression where he ran suicide missions back to back for months on end but never died. there IS a little whisper of a second voice in his head where he boxed away all his ANBU mentality and impulses. His ‘whatthefuck’ here is mostly because he has not yet come to terms with the fact that he’s just as insane as his kids.
Kakashi at the memorial stone 3 hours after this conversation: Am I the weird one here Obito: lmao you DON’T hear voices? why not? Kakashi at the memorial stone 3 weeks after the conversation: so. after some reflection. I think maybe Sakura is right. And anyone else who DOESN’T hear voices is weird actually Obito: see yeah that makes a bit more sense
nvm this is even better
THISSSSSSS!!!!!!! curate your own internet experience. block them because they’re allergic to peanut butter, block them because they have what you don’t, block them because they dislike your favorite food, block them because you don’t like their layout, block them because you can.
blocking is NOT a personal attack against someone. it’s you curating your own internet experience and catering for your comfort, and you have every right to do that.
you, yes, you!!! you CANNOT tell other people to censor themselves for your own comfort and personal likings. you CANNOT tell them what they can or can’t post. you CANNOT tell them what they can or can’t write. you CANNOT tell them what they can or can’t draw. BUT you CAN block them for whatever reason.
that block button is offered to you for free. use. it.
"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that
Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable
Friends to Lovers Dialogue Prompts With Quiet Intimacy
⭒ "You always look for me first when something's funny. I don't think you know you're doing it."
⭒ "I know what your silence sounds like when something's wrong. I've been paying that much attention."
⭒ "You called me first. You always call me first."
⭒ "I memorized your face before I understood why."
⭒ "You make room for me without thinking about it. I think about it all the time."
⭒ "Tell me the thing you haven't told anyone else. I already know it won't change how I see you."
⭒ "I don't know when 'my friend' stopped feeling like enough of a word for you."
⭒ "I kept waiting to feel less. It just kept getting worse."
⭒ "You fit next to me like you were always supposed to be there. I'm done pretending that's nothing."
⭒ "I've been practicing not reaching for your hand. I'm terrible at it."
⭒ "You're the only person I'm not exhausted after. I think that's been trying to tell me something."
⭒ "I stopped wanting to leave at some point. I can't tell you exactly when it happened."
⭒ "You've been my favorite person for so long I forgot it was supposed to feel like more than that."
⭒ "I know exactly how you take your coffee and I've never once asked. That means something."
⭒ "You always reach for me in a crowd. You don't even realize you're doing it."
⭒ "The way you trust me quietly without saying it out loud. That's the thing that got me."
⭒ "I don't know how to go back to just being the person who knows you."
⭒ "I've been here longer than you think. I'm not scared of this."
⭒ "You laugh differently around me. I noticed a long time ago and said nothing."
⭒ "I think I've been in love with you at every version of you. That's a lot of versions."
roommate texted this to me……..
update on this from my (now former) roommate:
Op didn't stop on the part where they are also a love interest
Op didn’t stop on
the part where they are also
a love interest
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
refusal to participate due to self consciousness is actually more embarrassing than participating. it took me a very long time to figure that out. abject fear of embarrassment is actually causing you to do things that are more embarrassing than what you fear. you are gonna be embarrassed anyway. let go and be free
"So I can’t make him commit light treason with flair?”
“No.”
“Medium treason?”
“No.”
“Decorative treason?”
“Keep negotiating with the security system and I’ll let it file a behavioral report on you.”
And now, for some Friends-to-Enemies-to-Lovers Prompts!
[Also check out my mini arguement on why I think friends to enemies to lovers is supperior to just enemies to lovers.]
• Former best friends now lead opposing factions, and every negotiation meeting feels like a meeting after a breakup they never got to have. Did I mention sexual tension?
• “I thought we were the same side.” — “I was, until your side stopped including me.”
• “If you wanted me gone, you could’ve just said so.” — “I did.” — “No. You fucking left.”
• One of them betrayed the other to save their life, and never explained why. Now the truth comes out way too late.
• Or, better (worse) yet, you can't even say the truth because you can't blow your cover / you're always observed, so the "villain" pleads with their eyes to the "hero", hoping they'll somehow, somehow understand they're not they're enemy.
• “I didn’t betray you.” — “Yeah, sure, you just walked right off where I couldn't follow / and told me not to follow you.”
• “If I ask you to come back.” — “Don't." — "Will you?" — "I can't."
• “Say it.” — “Say what?” — “That it meant nothing to you. That I'm just another face on the battlefield. That you would seriously let the world burn with me in it. Fucking say it!”
• “If I turn around and just fuck off, because I've had enough of this conversation, will you try to stop me?” — "Do you want me to?
• A childhood gift (ring, charm, shared symbol) resurfaces as proof that they're still bonded, regardless of this messy situation, like bro trust me.
• They trained side by side. Only one of them was chosen. The other never forgave them for moving on without them.
• After years apart, they meet again as enemies, and realize they still fight in perfect sync without meaning to, like a fucking choreography, like muscle memory.
• And the hot make out session that abruptly ends the fight night also be muscle memory idk how complicated things for between them before they separated okay.
• "Touch me like you used to.” — “After everything?” —“Especially after everything.”
• "Fuck me raw right here and now." — "What, now, here?" — "Did I fucking stutter?"
• One became everything they once swore to destroy. The other still believes they can be saved.
• They know each other’s weaknesses by heart (habits, tells, fears) and use them ruthlessly in battle. I'm talking not knife-to-the-neck, I'll-cut-your-throat, you're-beautiful. I'm talking actual psychological warwafe.
• “You always do this.” — “Do what?” — "Run away from your problems or any sense of responsibility." — "Wow, are we really doing this now?"
• “I see you still do that lip biting thing when you're scared.” — “You don’t know me anymore.” — “I know you better than you know yourself.”
• The villain keeps sparing the hero.
• The hero keeps calling them by their old nickname.
• Better yet, they aren't conflicted by this at all and are simply, flat out secretly dating while screwing with their respected factions.
• "I was sent here to arrest you." — "Can I use my get-out-of-jail-free card?"
• "I was sent here to kill you." —"Is you trying to kill me and failing like a 2-hour movie thing or just long enough for a messy blowjob?"
• Even better, they flat out flirt with each other during battle and confuse the heck out of everyone else. People dread them fighting, mostly because it gets super awkward and uncomfortable to watch.
• Forced into a temporary alliance, they fall back into old rhythms. Laughter and jokes come pouring out before either of them can stop it or even think about it.
• “I don’t know how to fight you without letting you win, you were always bad at this.”
•Holding them at knife-point. "I miss you."
•“I don’t hate you.”
And an honorable mention to Tulio and Miguel, even if it was a theatrical friends-to-enemies in the moment lol:
• "You fight like my sister!" — "I fought your sister before, it's a compliment!"
go watch project hail mary NOW!!
love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”
My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’