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samuel evans. "we dont give a fuck what you think, we're gonna be who we are."

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blaineands‌:

We’ve barely been back for a day, and I’ve already ran into Sue Sylvester at the grocery store, been called a Hobbit (and, surprisingly, not by Sue this time), seen about 84 orange barrels and have been corrected when I called soda soda, instead of pop. There’s no doubt about it: we’re definitely back in Ohio. 

jesus christ, sue is still going? you’d think she’d finally settle down and retire or something by now, but then again i guess that’s not in the sue spirit. i haven’t really noticed, but then again kentucky is essentially the same way so it’s not a hard transition, but welcome back to yeehaw county, anderson. we’ve all missed ya.

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elizawilde‌:

If you plan on getting a late-night coffee from the Lima Bean… beware. You might run into a catty group of girls wearing my latte.

damn, i always go at night when it’s supposed to be quiet. what the hell even happened?

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msmercyjones‌:

I do! You use to order that stuff all the time! I got your back! I like the beard, you already know I love Chris Evans so it works for me. Really? You sure the three of you will fit in a small apartment? I don’t know if I want a house or not, with just me and Laya I don’t want something too big. So we both are moving back to Lima, what are the odds on that?

what a true friend. aw, that just made my day. my sister keeps telling me to get rid of it which makes me want to keep it more. ah, actually it’s just me and luke right now so it’ll be a good size for us i think. just you and laya? what about malcolm? is he busy working now or something? i know, i think the reunion just subconsciously is bringing us back together. 

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missqfabray‌:

You’re younger than me, Sam, and you’re telling me you’d throw your back out? Come on, the dad life couldn’t have ruined you that much. Think you could unleash your inner White Chocolate and show me some moves other than your infamous body roll? 

Please no Star Wars references or impressions, I’m begging you.

maybe but i just think there’s something about the dad life that ages you. let me be dramatic q, i deserve my diva moments. white chocolate retired years ago, plus i don’t think i could do those moves justice. i honestly just watched videos on youtube and tried to recreate those so i don’t remember a thing.

my whole life is a star wars reference, quinn.

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allenfabray‌:

Can’t afford to be wrecked for days on end. I’m making the drive to Lima tonight, though I should hold off until tomorrow.

Luke?

i hardly could have, cold brews kept me alive those dark days. you may just survive this, al. that’s great though, i can’t wait to see everyone again. i just got in today but i’ve been so exhausted from the trip, i’m pretending i’m not here until tomorrow.

oh yeah, luke is my mini me of a son. though some days i swear he’s the spawn of satan, having me up making pancakes at five in the morning.

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msmercyjones‌:

Wait tell me they didn’t because we will riot!  You flatter me Sam, and thank you, you don’t look half bad yourself. I have been okay. Just getting settled with Laya and looking for a place to stay. What about you?

finally someone understands my pain, i may need the backup on this one. i know, i know, the beard ages me but i think it gives me this chris evans wannabe look that i’m okay with. actually, i’m dealing with the same thing. i’m looking for a small apartment to get settled into and maybe stick around lima for a bit, who knows at this point.

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missqfabray‌:

You know I thought taking pole dancing classes would be fun and liberating but it turns out after not doing gymnastics for years and being in a wheelchair that it will mess up your body and flexibility so you just suffer for a while in those classes.

you know, i actually looked into some of those because i heard they’re great for toning and reduce stress levels but then i remembered i’m not seventeen anymore and just know if i even tried i’d throw my back out like the old man i secretly am. but if anyone could do it, i imagine quinn fabray could, so maybe give it another chance. who knows, maybe this could be your calling after you get used to it again. patience you must have, my young padawan.

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msmercyjones‌:

It feels so weird actually being back home. Its been a while Lima! So who missed me?

i know right? it seems like lima hasn’t changed at all, except breadstix got rid of my favorite appetizer so i’m a little upset about it. but seeing my favorite rockstar makes it all better. you look great mercedes, how have you been?

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allenfabray‌:

Is it possible to sleep thirteen hours and still be tired?

that’s exactly what happened to me. honestly, the more sleep i get, the more tired i am the next day. i slept for like eighteen hours when luke was at his grandparents’ and i was wrecked for days after it. it’s probably because my sleep cycle is so fucked and i’m used to running on four hours of sleep but i really don’t appreciate this mother nature.

[frcksammy]

hey hi hello everyone! i’m mia & this is my baby love sam! im a little late to the party but i’m so excited to start rping with everyone! i can’t make a full bio for him just yet due to not having access to a laptop for a little bit but sam is fully canon until after graduation when he moved back to kentucky after graduating from lima u. from there he took the first job he could get teaching history at an all girls school and in that time got married, had a child, and then got divorced a couple years ago because of his wife’s drug addiction. he knew his he and his son would be better off if they separated, but now she’s wanting join custody again so he basically he’s running off to good ol lima, just in time for the reunion. i hope that all kinda made sense, i’m still working on it but yeah that’s the basics so far! and while i don’t have my laptop, i can still plot away so if you want to plot with sammy, feel free to message me anytime or even just like this post!