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I'm Porche Lynn

I'm a bisexual toilet pigmorph. I was born Porche but not Lynn. I changed my surname by deed poll for the pun.

If you like encap..

Careful Encap Discussion

I made a community for it.

It's barely subtle overweight prejudice and i'm tired of the idiots who don't see that and decide to attack those that disagree with them.

Also, this is my girlfriend.

yeah I'm a lesbian⚢.

Oh yeah, and I still stand by my Holywood home.

We will return.

#my fursona #toiletmorph #porcine #encap

feefal

Did you guys know that the heart can be unrolled? It’s really just a muscly tube once you fold it open. (Seriously it’s true and it’s gnarly as hell)

Try this at home with this nifty step-by-step guide!

eb-the-planaria-squid

what the %@$# is a heart?

porche-lynn

that was so in character it messed me up for a minute.

next time you're disassembling your gf, look at the round thing in their chest, with all the pipes attached to it.

eb-the-planaria-squid

erm, porche?

porche-lynn

aw dangit

eb-the-planaria-squid

Since the Maji invented gunpowder...

that would "technically" make this a magic missile.

eb-the-planaria-squid

Punkey Doodle Challenge

[laughs in womanhood, as the spell gravitates to the nearest male to me, that being the wizard that cast it.]

eb-the-planaria-squid

Val: "Please cast repel maidens on me. Please please, I am begging you. I'm in a poly relationship with 4 partners, not including myself. I JUST WANT SOME ME TIME!"

pantamonte

Couldn't make up my mind between red or blue antlers for Dess but then I had an idea

eb-the-planaria-squid

are the horns hetero?

-chromic?

bedupolker

"don't worry scientists will invent a way to solve climate change!" They already did... several times over... just the people who didnt like their solutions (cough cough oil companies) had enough cash to shut them up both legally and illegally

thememedaddy

importantcatpics

eb-the-planaria-squid

leo is wrong

dat-soldier

da joker

eb-the-planaria-squid

twinkhole-destroyer

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

eb-the-planaria-squid

this you?

crippled-peeper

idk who needs to hear this but artificial vanilla flavoring / imitation vanilla extract:

- is so so cheap compared to the real thing - I just bought 10fl oz for $2

- tastes exactly the same (It is made from synthetic vanillin, which holds up better than the more complex flavor compounds in real vanilla extract during high-heat baking)

- does not destroy the ecology of another country

- most ppl in taste tests cannot detect a difference, and those that do prefer the synthetic flavor

go get that synthetic vanilla !!!

eb-the-planaria-squid

well i'm a minority again, because i can tell the difference, and the fake stuff tastes worse.

covens-web-deactivated20260113

I do fear you didn’t have to say that on a post about minimising environmental harm. Pure vanilla is always going to be in demand, increasing the need to expand vanilla plantations + farms in places like Madagascar and Indonesia. And since vanillin is now the most commonly-used chemical in creating synthetic vanilla, the primary concern shifts from deforestation & intense labor to possible allergic reactions, dislike of the taste, etc.

There will always be downsides to anything. But I think it’s better to at least be aware of what’s going into the creation of something than wilfully ignore it just because you don’t like the taste. Use it as a chance to look for more ecological alternatives. Learn about vanilla and its production. But you are not the exception and I frankly don’t know why you felt the need to add that

eb-the-planaria-squid

i'll be honest with you dude.

the Madagascan environment was damaged beyond repair more than a century ago.

the people who are trying to campaign to fix it are actually the people turning it into farmland.

Madagascan environmentalism is a scam.

You should be focusing your efforts on environments that actually need serious effort to fix and are not already doomed with no hope.

For example Peru.

They are going to build a road that will cause untold damage to the entire planet's ecosystem.

That needs to be stopped, can be stopped, and if we actually focused our attention on it, instead of letting spindoctors waste our efforts in the wrong places, could be stopped right now.

but since there's a financial incentive to build the road for trade all around the planet, there are thousands of media companies out there that are gonna convince you to look elsewhere while they screw us all over.

just saying.