I'm on the scene, and I try to solve mysteries.

The newest detective on Freakblr. I welcome all to my blog, in hopes I am welcomed to Freakblr. {OOC: Detective uses they/it, Moderator uses She/He)

[freakblr-detective]

Hello dear Freakblr and all those who may stumble upon this blog.

There have been strange reports of activity around this part of Tumblr that I have been reported by my manager to investigate. Secret agents, time travellers, gods...?

I have come to try and solve the mysteries surrounding dear Freakblr to the best of my knowledge. I am at your service. I hope I am welcomed here. I wish all of Freakblr a good day as I investigate.

- Sincerely Signed, Freakblr's Newest Detective.

OOC: I'm alive. Surprisingly! Asks may be slow, as this is my first time managing a roleplay blog, and my motivation continually plummets for some reason.

[freakblr-detective]

Yayy you’re alive again!?

Apparently! I manage to be just as surprised as you are.

I just... don't really remember what happened to me.

I'm sure I'll be right, however. I always bounce back.

[freakblr-detective]

detective you are a specimen I am Investigating You In A Lab 🔍

*slowly pushes away the magnifying glass from my face*

Why thank you, but I'm pretty sure I'm the one investigating here...?

[freakblr-detective]

Detective, will you join Seanianity for the greater good of the world? :]

Dear anon, I have no interest in religion of the area, and certainly have no plans to switch over my morals for you or the world.

[freakblr-detective]

Heyayq detectivee happy freakblr motnh day 15 :3 (is one week late)

*rubbing the drowsy sleep from both eyes*

...And what is this "Freakblr Month" you speak of?

[freakblr-time-traveller]

franziska von karma

Jsbl Aoyll.

Fvb'yl mpuhs jsbl dpss sihk fvb av aol ahspzthu.

Aopz pz aol jybjphs rlf av ahrpun kvdu aol

vynhupghapvu.

Doha pz zvtlaopun aoha mhklz huk nv vcly aptl

iba zvtl vm paz ylzpkbl dpss hsdhfz ylthpu?

Pa pz pu aopz aopun fvb tbza zlhyjo mvy aol

Ahspzthu. Zluk aol huzdly av aol ylkkpa hjjvbua

jvuahpupun fvby zlivuk jsbl. Fvb dpss il npelu

aol Ahspzthu pu ylabyu.

[sobeksewerrat-deactivated202508]

@strawberry-pretzels

[strawberry-pretzels]

Clue Three. You're final clue will lbad you to the talisman. This is the crucial key to taking down the organization. What is something that fades and go over time but some of its residue will always remain? It is in this thing you must search for the Talisman. Send the answer to the reddit account containing your sebond clue. You will be gixen the Talisman in return.

i think it's a memory? i'm not sure how you'd find the talisman w/a memory though @freakblr-detective

[freakblr-detective]

It's most certainly a memory, but how are we supposed to find a clue in a memory...?

We could try to look for clues, possibly in some of time traveller's old posts, or some of Freakblr's past post wars.

[citron-of-the-c]

GUYSSSS I DID A THING?!?

It’s something?!? Progress!

[freakblr-time-traveller]

franziska von karma

Jsbl Aoyll.

Fvb'yl mpuhs jsbl dpss sihk fvb av aol ahspzthu.

Aopz pz aol jybjphs rlf av ahrpun kvdu aol

vynhupghapvu.

Doha pz zvtlaopun aoha mhklz huk nv vcly aptl

iba zvtl vm paz ylzpkbl dpss hsdhfz ylthpu?

Pa pz pu aopz aopun fvb tbza zlhyjo mvy aol

Ahspzthu. Zluk aol huzdly av aol ylkkpa hjjvbua

jvuahpupun fvby zlivuk jsbl. Fvb dpss il npelu

aol Ahspzthu pu ylabyu.

[sobeksewerrat-deactivated202508]

@strawberry-pretzels

[strawberry-pretzels]

Clue Three. You're final clue will lbad you to the talisman. This is the crucial key to taking down the organization. What is something that fades and go over time but some of its residue will always remain? It is in this thing you must search for the Talisman. Send the answer to the reddit account containing your sebond clue. You will be gixen the Talisman in return.

i think it's a memory? i'm not sure how you'd find the talisman w/a memory though @freakblr-detective

[freakblr-detective]

It's most certainly a memory, but how are we supposed to find a clue in a memory...?

We could try to look for clues, possibly in some of time traveller's old posts, or some of Freakblr's past post wars.

[freakblr-time-traveller]

jsbl vul

P ohcl h ahps, huk P ohcl h olhk, iba p ohcl uv ivkf. P ht UVA h zuhrl. Doha ht P?

mpuk fvb'yl jsbl vu h zpal tvyl olsspzo aohu aopz. Fvb jhu mpuk aol wvza if afwpun aol huzdly puav aol jpwoly huk zlhyjopun pa vu aol uvavypvbz zpal.

[sobeksewerrat-deactivated202508]

@strawberry-pretzels

[strawberry-pretzels]

clue one

I have a tail, and I have a head, but i have no body. I am NOT a snake. What am I?

find you're clue on a site more hellish than this. You can find the post by typing the answer into the cipher and searching it on the notorious site

[sobeksewerrat-deactivated202508]

@freakblr-detective

[an-theduckin]

Is the answer a coin

[sobeksewerrat-deactivated202508]

Thanks bbg

[an-theduckin]

Ofc pooks

[citron-of-the-c]

So, I used the cipher that @tmf-freak-show tagged in an old post:

And I translated coin as JVPU?

So idk if that’s what it means by the cipher?, or where that’s supposed to go? But maybe it’s useful

[freakblr-detective]

Detective here. "JVPU" was indeed useful in my search.

When I started to think of websites more hellish than Tumblr, I started to think of either Twitter or Reddit. I searched "jvpu" on Twitter, but no luck.

Then I downloaded Reddit and searched up "jvpu", which let me to a post from user u/ahspzthu

"ahspzthu" decoded, means "talisman".

The code on the text was this:

JSbl adv: Fvb dpss mpuk fvby ulea jsbl pu aol h wvza thkl if zviilrzldlyyha. Aol wvza pu xblzapvu jvuahpuz h spza. Npcl tl aol uhtl vm aol johyhjaly P zllr. Opua, pa zahyaz dpao hu M. Fvb jhu npcl tl aol uhtl pu tf hzrz isvn. Vusf aolu dpss P wvza aol ulea jsbl.

If we go back and translate this into the cipher, it reads

CLue two: You will find your next clue in a post made by sobeksewerrat. The post in question contains a list. Give me the name of the character I seek. Hint, it starts with an F. You can give me the name in my asks blog. Only then will I post the next clue.

@sobeksewerrat , this one leads to you. Let's work quick, Freakblr.

[sobeksewerrat-deactivated202508]

What??? What list did I make, j made a lot of lists. Help. Uggghh idk what chr with F they meannnnnn

GUYS HELP

[freakblr-detective]

There can't be too many lists you've made with a character that starts with the letter F, right?

Think of characters you've posted about that start with the letter F, and simply start looking them up in your own search bar. Tumblr's search feauture isn't great for detective work, but it's a start. Perhaps we could start looking through your kin list? I know of two characters with the letter F as the start of their name on there, Falst and Fizzarolli.

[sobeksewerrat-deactivated202508]

OH YES. BE RIGHT BACK DETECTIVE.

[strawberry-pretzels]

i found a list here and the only char there ws franziska von karma nd ramona flowers

[sobeksewerrat-deactivated202508]

OH YES THIS LIST!! @freakblr-detective

[freakblr-detective]

Wonderful work Berry! I'm unable to communicate with the time traveller myself through asks, but if any one of you were to send Franziska von Karma to them, that could be our next clue pinned. If it's not, we can always regroup and try again.

[freakblr-detective]

Was thinking of maybe Franziska von Karma, but I am not sure I really posted about her that much. I will check on my alt.

Possibly, if you've posted about her alot. But what we really want is for her to be a character in some sort of list. If you've got any lists that have listed Franziska von Karma, then she could be a good lead.

It could be on your alt, but I was mainly thinking that if it was, they would've given out the username to your alt instead of "sobeksewerrat".

I suppose its always nice to check, however, for security.

[freakblr-detective]

Ughhh nothing from the search bar turns up. However, if I can access my laptop tonight, I'll be able to use the mass post editor for the search.

Ah, seems more effective. Be sure to report back with any findings you have tonight, please.

[freakblr-detective]

abt the previous ask thing i feel like the reason why the Organization thinks that freakblr time traveller's motives are so wrong is that -- i think they're TRYING to make sure that freakblr's collapse happens,, "maintaining the timeline" in a way,, but idk just a theory

Possibly, Berry. I can understand wanting to keep order, but there is no place for order in such a terrifying collapse.

And perhaps we entertain the idea they've tried this before.

[sobeksewerrat-deactivated202508]

I just really wanna meet their leader and punch them in the stomach

[freakblr-detective]

Powerful organization leader traversing through our timeline to make sure the collapse happens VS. Actual God

[freakblr-detective]

abt the previous ask thing i feel like the reason why the Organization thinks that freakblr time traveller's motives are so wrong is that -- i think they're TRYING to make sure that freakblr's collapse happens,, "maintaining the timeline" in a way,, but idk just a theory

Possibly, Berry. I can understand wanting to keep order, but there is no place for order in such a terrifying collapse.

And perhaps we entertain the idea they've tried this before.

[freakblr-time-traveller]

jsbl vul

P ohcl h ahps, huk P ohcl h olhk, iba p ohcl uv ivkf. P ht UVA h zuhrl. Doha ht P?

mpuk fvb'yl jsbl vu h zpal tvyl olsspzo aohu aopz. Fvb jhu mpuk aol wvza if afwpun aol huzdly puav aol jpwoly huk zlhyjopun pa vu aol uvavypvbz zpal.

[sobeksewerrat-deactivated202508]

@strawberry-pretzels

[strawberry-pretzels]

clue one

I have a tail, and I have a head, but i have no body. I am NOT a snake. What am I?

find you're clue on a site more hellish than this. You can find the post by typing the answer into the cipher and searching it on the notorious site

[sobeksewerrat-deactivated202508]

@freakblr-detective

[an-theduckin]

Is the answer a coin

[sobeksewerrat-deactivated202508]

Thanks bbg

[an-theduckin]

Ofc pooks

[citron-of-the-c]

So, I used the cipher that @tmf-freak-show tagged in an old post:

And I translated coin as JVPU?

So idk if that’s what it means by the cipher?, or where that’s supposed to go? But maybe it’s useful

[freakblr-detective]

Detective here. "JVPU" was indeed useful in my search.

When I started to think of websites more hellish than Tumblr, I started to think of either Twitter or Reddit. I searched "jvpu" on Twitter, but no luck.

Then I downloaded Reddit and searched up "jvpu", which let me to a post from user u/ahspzthu

"ahspzthu" decoded, means "talisman".

The code on the text was this:

JSbl adv: Fvb dpss mpuk fvby ulea jsbl pu aol h wvza thkl if zviilrzldlyyha. Aol wvza pu xblzapvu jvuahpuz h spza. Npcl tl aol uhtl vm aol johyhjaly P zllr. Opua, pa zahyaz dpao hu M. Fvb jhu npcl tl aol uhtl pu tf hzrz isvn. Vusf aolu dpss P wvza aol ulea jsbl.

If we go back and translate this into the cipher, it reads

CLue two: You will find your next clue in a post made by sobeksewerrat. The post in question contains a list. Give me the name of the character I seek. Hint, it starts with an F. You can give me the name in my asks blog. Only then will I post the next clue.

@sobeksewerrat , this one leads to you. Let's work quick, Freakblr.

[sobeksewerrat-deactivated202508]

What??? What list did I make, j made a lot of lists. Help. Uggghh idk what chr with F they meannnnnn

GUYS HELP

[freakblr-detective]

There can't be too many lists you've made with a character that starts with the letter F, right?

Think of characters you've posted about that start with the letter F, and simply start looking them up in your own search bar. Tumblr's search feauture isn't great for detective work, but it's a start. Perhaps we could start looking through your kin list? I know of two characters with the letter F as the start of their name on there, Falst and Fizzarolli.

[freakblr-time-traveller]

jsbl vul

P ohcl h ahps, huk P ohcl h olhk, iba p ohcl uv ivkf. P ht UVA h zuhrl. Doha ht P?

mpuk fvb'yl jsbl vu h zpal tvyl olsspzo aohu aopz. Fvb jhu mpuk aol wvza if afwpun aol huzdly puav aol jpwoly huk zlhyjopun pa vu aol uvavypvbz zpal.

[sobeksewerrat-deactivated202508]

@strawberry-pretzels

[strawberry-pretzels]

clue one

I have a tail, and I have a head, but i have no body. I am NOT a snake. What am I?

find you're clue on a site more hellish than this. You can find the post by typing the answer into the cipher and searching it on the notorious site

[sobeksewerrat-deactivated202508]

@freakblr-detective

[an-theduckin]

Is the answer a coin

[sobeksewerrat-deactivated202508]

Thanks bbg

[an-theduckin]

Ofc pooks

[citron-of-the-c]

So, I used the cipher that @tmf-freak-show tagged in an old post:

And I translated coin as JVPU?

So idk if that’s what it means by the cipher?, or where that’s supposed to go? But maybe it’s useful

[freakblr-detective]

Detective here. "JVPU" was indeed useful in my search.

When I started to think of websites more hellish than Tumblr, I started to think of either Twitter or Reddit. I searched "jvpu" on Twitter, but no luck.

Then I downloaded Reddit and searched up "jvpu", which let me to a post from user u/ahspzthu

"ahspzthu" decoded, means "talisman".

The code on the text was this:

JSbl adv: Fvb dpss mpuk fvby ulea jsbl pu aol h wvza thkl if zviilrzldlyyha. Aol wvza pu xblzapvu jvuahpuz h spza. Npcl tl aol uhtl vm aol johyhjaly P zllr. Opua, pa zahyaz dpao hu M. Fvb jhu npcl tl aol uhtl pu tf hzrz isvn. Vusf aolu dpss P wvza aol ulea jsbl.

If we go back and translate this into the cipher, it reads

CLue two: You will find your next clue in a post made by sobeksewerrat. The post in question contains a list. Give me the name of the character I seek. Hint, it starts with an F. You can give me the name in my asks blog. Only then will I post the next clue.

@sobeksewerrat , this one leads to you. Let's work quick, Freakblr.

[freakblr-time-traveller]

jsbl vul

P ohcl h ahps, huk P ohcl h olhk, iba p ohcl uv ivkf. P ht UVA h zuhrl. Doha ht P?

mpuk fvb'yl jsbl vu h zpal tvyl olsspzo aohu aopz. Fvb jhu mpuk aol wvza if afwpun aol huzdly puav aol jpwoly huk zlhyjopun pa vu aol uvavypvbz zpal.

[sobeksewerrat-deactivated202508]

@strawberry-pretzels

[strawberry-pretzels]

clue one

I have a tail, and I have a head, but i have no body. I am NOT a snake. What am I?

find you're clue on a site more hellish than this. You can find the post by typing the answer into the cipher and searching it on the notorious site

[sobeksewerrat-deactivated202508]

@freakblr-detective

[freakblr-detective]

Hello, I am the @freakblrbookkeeperofficial

I am doing a post about all the prominent blogs of freakblr, in order to... well... bookkeep.

In the interest of keeping clean and thorough records I would like to ask you a couple of questions. You may message me the answers or post them publicly through this ask. Whatever would make you most comfortable.

In fact, if you'd prefer not to, you need not respond at all. This is simply a request to, as I said, keep accurate records.

What was the date you created this blog?

What, would you say, is the motive behind this blogs existence?

Any blogs of note that you've interacted with? Allies? Enemies?

A quote from you to sum up your time on freakblr.

If you so chose, thank you for the response either publicly or privately. If you would prefer not to respond you can message me letting me know. I will completely understand.

(OOC)

1. April 11, 2024

2. To research and interview the many faces of Freakblr to find out the true story behind the entirety of Freakblr, both in the past and what's to come.

3. I would say I've send an ask to most Freakblr blogs, but certain blogs of note would include 2 of the gods (Elvina and Dove)

I have no certain enemies, atleast I do not think so. Could you count the organization as a "possible" enemy?

4. "I have learned, explored, and found out so much about Freakblr in the time I've been here. Both good and bad things surround the area, but investigating it all makes it feel as still and calm as a quiet ocean."

[freakblr-detective]

:3

So…..

what r ur thoughts on this “organization”?

I am quite concerned about the safety of the Frrakblr Time Traveller.

It's nice to know they are still active, and alive, but that might not be true very soon if they can't escape.

All they want is to keep the timeline from collapse.

...Why is that so wrong?

...

Don't let the organization near me.