Im in rare pair hell, as usual

River, 26, pan, poly, she/they pronouns. Bother me at ur own risk <3 Im a nerd. ENFJ-T. Taken af. Selfies are tagged constellation face. My birthday is 08/26/. If u dont support everyone in the lgbtqa+ community, dont follow me. Pedos are shot on sight!

[leafeana]

my two favorite fiction podcasts that build the reason for your access to them into the story itself

[orbitingrook]

[sibyllance]

if your without and you put nuts on it I don't make the rules snowflake

TRUCK

was made nuts that truck is trans if you got a problem take it up with god

[animentality]

[freak-went-void]

It's called a deadline because it's the line that if you dondidnt do it in time they kill you to dead

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

I stupidly signed my lease in February and now I’m scared to ever move in the dead of winter lol

meh it’s fine just pay movers (which is imo required every time you move if you don’t want to go insane)

[cons-and-constellations]

Actually!! Landlords ALSO hate finding tenants in winter, so you could absolutely talk to your landlord about extending till like March/April/May. Some would be cool with this, others not. It doesn’t hurt to ask.

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.

[boltlightning]

...blahaj blast

[itstimetogo]

she thinks you’re so magic. i know you’re barbaric. i wish your awful hands had never had me at all. you are a false prophet. and a fool’s promise. one taste of bitter orange and my skin will crawl. you drink your old fashioned. you have ‘em all laughing. wish i could take your glass and throw it hard at the wall. i wish you never happened.

[ladyshinga]

There are few things funnier to me than the white-hot raging beef parents can have with fictional characters written for young children. You want to hear one of the funniest rants of your life, you ask nearly any parent of a young child their least favorite little cartoon guy. It'll be amazing.

[ladyshinga]

no. i want them to find me organically on this one

[asmuchasidliketo]

Some commenters: "ugh I can't stand Peppa Pig and Paw Patrol"

Other commenters:

[grungekitty-77]

It's happening again, so just to remind everyone:

TUMBLR ADS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO AUTO-PLAY AUDIO! THAT IS A BUG AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT!

"This ad is auto-playing audio" is literally on the drop down menu for reporting an ad. Tumblr isn't trying to implement this! Don't protest this "new policy", cause it's not one.

Report the broken ads.

Thank you.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

OMG

[samreich]

sometimes you have to read your dad's texts and just move on with your day

[breakstar91]

This man’s Jewish father is gonna guilt trip *ME* into calling *MY* parents.

[sighinastorm]

[chryza]

*scrolls past, normal post for tumblr*

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*sCROLLS BACK UP*

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SPONSORED. THERES NO OTHER TEXT. ITS JUST THIS.

[woodwool]

imagine if you hired a painter to paint your house and you tell them you want it blue and then you come back to see theyre in the middle of painting your house pink so you go hey stop. thats not what i asked for. and theyre like i just dont want to ruin your lovely house this color suits it so much better trust me. and you go No, i asked for blue give me blue??? and the painter is like alright alright. and then they paint your house purple and when you go this still isnt blue they say i simply cant paint your house blue. this is the compromise. and then you still have to pay them for their work even though you are now going to have to either hire another painter or just figure out how to paint ur own house to get it how you actually wanted. thatd be crazy right. so anyway i prefer to cut my own hair at home

[hagiomoto]

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The concept that married people live longer is interesting. I'm sure there is some merit to the idea that if you're married there is someone there to nag you about going to the doctor, but I think much larger factors are having the finances of dual incomes and access to an immediate support person.

Surgeries require having a designated person to look after you. Many injuries require driving to somewhere like an emergency room which can be hard to do if you are the one injured. If you're home with the flu, it's hard to tell when it's bad enough to go to the hospital without another person checking on you. And if you pass out it requires another person to find you like that to get medical aid.

You can prop it up as the benefits of marriage, but I think there's a much deeper discussion to be had about how we've built society around marriage as an inevitable conclusion and neglected to build support systems that function outside of romantic pairings.