FREAKNATION

[garnaxo-deactivated20230930]

[actionables]

when the premiere of your movie is on the same night as your pajama party so you have to compromise

[bettys-orchard]

He isn’t even wearing shoes omg

[victorious]

[ruinedchildhood]

[djoswiftie]

tumblr users changing their blogs after december 17th like

[freaknationx]

purchased something grown up with my first paycheck from my first grown up job 👼🏼

[askmegame]

Send me 💌 with a confession !

[trannyzilla]

someone: *clucks their tongue*

me, after Hereditary (2018):

[lostovae]

Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, “hey I know you are done growing but would you like some…MORE TEETH???? And I’m like, “hell no, theres no room,” but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table* “more teeth! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! M O R E T E E T H”

[freakinfishtank]

Oh there’s no room? That’s fine we’ll just gRoW TheM IN FuvKiNg SIDEWAYS

[thebootydiaries]

pumpkins: nice

those tiny little mini pumpkins. the small ones. you know what i'm talkin' about: Really Nice

[swarnpert]

friend: hey you wanna go to jimmy johns?  me, an intellectual: i would love to have a meal at james johnathans

[hazardsoflove]

me to the three people who interact with my posts

[trickytwitch]

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

[flanneldragon]

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

[missfiney]

watching your titties get sucked on is therapeutic

[thatonebl0nde-deactivated202006]

Doing the titty sucking is therapeutic

[moodymoody]

couples therapy

[angfdz-deactivated20160505]

ok you’re thick but is your heart thick ? 🐸☕️

[emigration]

that’s actually called hypertrophic cardiomyopathy and people die from it

[allisonrn2014]

When the provider puts in stat orders at 0645. Sorry, that’s now a #dayshiftproblem

[fuckyeahyoga]

[xlilxx]

Mood: being bratty to get fucked harder