You ever wonder why we're here?

[musterniillustrates]

having love in your heart will literally save you from the otherwise cataclysmic experience of being a human being

[musterniillustrates]

i know what i said u pessimistic bastards and i stand by it!!!!

[sophie531896273240810891]

weird how nothing about u is like, too small or too dumb to know bc it all comes together to become YOU. sending your friend a picture of your favorite snack is saying something important whether u realize it or not. wheres that palahniuk quote

[sophie531896273240810891]

zoo wee mama...

[catchymemes]

[digital-lich]

sylvester also thinks it’s important to take care of ur wrists and he’s right

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

I say the stupidest shit imaginable to whoever I want and I just get away with it

[pinkstarlet]

[iworkinretail-myguy]

criticize the work of stephanie meyer all you like, but she has let twilight die of natural causes rather than viciously reanimate its corpse with every tweet. yes this is about jkr

[freckledfoxglove]

Wish it wasn’t winter cuz this with a denim jacket would be 🔥🔥🔥

[amis-rats]

[kieljamespatrick]

[crisp-season]

“i wait all year for autumn to return because it’s the only season that actually feels like home.”

— (via coolautumnbreath)

[restfulraccoon]

[beanynneoldaccount]

sunset delivery service

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cerberus Dog Costumes

Via I Have Seen The Whole Of The Internet

[darkravn]

@techsgtjenn @fictionalized

[farlee-wander]

Raven makes mistakes sometimes.

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[vacuousbacon-deactivated2021032]

Frick I love this

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you feel bad and good and very confused

[valtsv]

look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me

[valtsv]

if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.

[valtsv]

unless the vampire is hot of course, in which case feel free to make yourself at home

[decayingmutt-deactivated2019091]

[cumaeansibyl]

I remember asking about this question once and someone told me that in True Blood if you rescind an invitation the vampire is “forcibly removed” from your house (or words to that effect)

and I have to admit I expected something much more violent than this, but somehow that would’ve been less dramatic? like if he was flung backward through the door it would’ve looked pretty cool but the DRAMA here is 10 times as fucking ridiculous

[boopymooplier]

Human: *rescinds their invitation* Vampire: I am forcibly removed from the house

[petalstofish-deactivated2022041]