Times been tough since the freak phone went outta business

inspired by michaelsatburgerking and the fast food horror community

[freddiefreakeratwalmart]

What the fuck was I on when I made this blog.

[femboy-fever]

freak (affectionate)

[drago-scripts]

How about @feddiefreakeratwalmart

Freddiefreakeratwalmart:

As a sizable drake, you are a formidable opponent. Your scales are a muddy yellow, somehow allowing you to hide in the shadows of your chosen lair. Your eyes are a glowing yellow-orange, shining in the depths of the dark. You reside within an abandoned building, the store having been shut down long ago. Explorers and bloggers know not to enter, yet many do so anyway. You are a menace to them, a haunting enigma that is fearsome to many. Your breath is a hot wind, terrorizing the isles of your lair. Your hoard is the forgotten items of those who run.

[thestardustchampion]

@freddiefreakeratwalmart

[carmeltheslimy]

now the freak is coming for you!

[freddiefreakeratwalmart]

freddie where the fuck have you been

Oh don’t worry! I’m always close by :)

[dreamsensitive]

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

this is the exact atmosphere emitted by every dollar tree store in every location across the country

[turningheel]

This is a special message to all my followers.

[mediated-by-images-deactivated2]

jesus to his disciples

[freddiefreakeratwalmart]

You dead yet? Better not be I still have my soul. When you comeing to yank it out through my nose?

Never gonna die!

[freddiefreakeratwalmart]

Hey Freddie I just wanna say I love you with all of my heart and internal organs. You want some?

No thanks I already got too many.

[freddiefreakeratwalmart]

“would you like some moss?”

Oh dude fuck yeah, I grow my own moss but dude you can ALWAYS do with some extra moss, man, hit me up-

[freddiefreakeratwalmart]

“ I did a lot of crazy stuff, I was a crazy guy y’know what I’m sayin’ man, I broke a lot of couches, I hurt a lot of people. Yo dude listen up listen, I was a bad guy dude I used to be a bad egg. Y’know? I used to go around and hurt people with my hands physically, used to attack ‘em in the eyes, and stuff, but now I’m changed. I’m a good guy now I’m a good egg. I was in a dark place man I was in a dark dark place. Whenever I feel like going crazy or just screamin’ or just screaming like crazy like that I just realize y’know I gotta CALM DOWN, dude. ”

“ I was there, I know what its like to be there. You feel like looking down and your eyes bulge out cause you see that log weed sitting there and you start licking your lips. You think you can take it, start smoking it duuuuude- ”

“ So stop judging me. You dunno who I killed. ”

[freddiefreakeratwalmart]

FUCKER LEMME IN

@thehuntressworksatsteaknshake​

[thehuntressworksatsteaknshake]

[freddiefreakeratwalmart]

I GAVE YOU A CHANCE,

I ASKED FOR JUSTICE, 

NOW SOON YOU WILL PAY, 

PESKY HUNTRESS....

[freddiefreakeratwalmart]

FUCKER LEMME IN

@thehuntressworksatsteaknshake​

[freddiefreakeratwalmart]

And I’m still here too! :)

[thehuntressworksatsteaknshake]

[freddiefreakeratwalmart]

Wraps around your entire arm.

Anna please instead of burying the hatchet in my soft puppet skull lets bury the hatchet figuratively. :(

[freddiefreakeratwalmart]

And I’m still here too! :)

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

does my little jesters hat piss you off? does it make you want to hurt me?

[marshall-draws]

[freddiefreakeratwalmart]

god its been a goddamn year since ive seen this cursed account.. how ya doin fred?

I’m livin’ easy peasy lemon squeezy my anonymous fella!