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@freeziefoof
Made sugar cookies for Christmas time and I decided to sneak in a few Star Trek deltas. I drew the star with a toothpick and black icing, but it kinda melted a bit haha. I think they pair pretty well with this Star Trek mug I got for my birthday!
Delta shape and design comes from https://www.sweetsugarbelle.com/2013/05/simple-star-trek-cookies/. You just use a star-shaped cookie cutter and cut the arms off!
I CAN FINALLY POST THIS !!!!!
Sooooo I've made a Star trek picrew for your OC and avatar needs :)
Star trek OC/avatar maker. Include multiple alien species. ć¹ćæć¼ćć¬ććÆć®ćć£ć©ćÆćæć¼ćØć¢ććæć¼ć”ć¼ć«ć¼ćććć¤ćć®ćØć¤ćŖć¢ć³ć®ēØ®ćå«ć¾ćć¦ćć¾ćć. Author: https://star-trek-dumb-c
I've made it so that you can play with multiple species (in total, human, klingon, cardassian, bajoran, ferengi, andorian, aenar, denobulan, vulcan, romulan, trill, orion, android, vorta and ocampa), mix and match things ! This is a beta release, so to speak, so it's not perfect, but I'm gonna add stuff to it in the future (especially backgrounds and outfits, I find it really lacking there but I have been working on this for SO LONG I couldn't add anything more rn)
Yeah like I just said this took me a whole month and a half to do, working on it on nearly all of my free time. And trust me, it was a chore. You don't know true pain if you haven't spent whole afternoons just exporting PNGs. So yeah I really hope people use this lol, don't hesitate to share !
You can use as an icon, edit and change the background if you want, just tag me where you use it :D (or just to show me what you made. I'd love to see your characters !)
Also feel free to suggest stuff to improve or add, I already have a few things planned for the next version but I'm open to ideas. Also tell me if anything doesn't work properly. Some parts can look jenky at first but most of them are movable so you should be able to make everything work. (fyi some parts are obviously not meant to work together, like half the haircuts and klingon ridges)
Have fun !
I'm keeping this forever the art style and everything is so damn cute aaaaaahhhh
My friends and I were playing a boardgame and out of nowhere I started giggling uncontrollably and they were like wtf and so I had to explain to them I was thinking of the fucking gonzo guilt video
Like a couple minutes after this I started giggling again and my friends were like jfc what now and it was this vid
My friends and I were playing a boardgame and out of nowhere I started giggling uncontrollably and they were like wtf and so I had to explain to them I was thinking of the fucking gonzo guilt video
oH MAN I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO SHARE
I FINALLY GOT TO USE THEĀ āwell i donāt trust the governmentā AGAINST AN ANTI-MASKER THIS WEEKEND
i was buying wood at the camp ground and the store clerk pitched a bitch fit about not being able to understand me through the mask and then rolled her eyes and informed me we donāt have to wear those anymore bc the mandateās already been lifted
AND THE LOOK ON HER FACE
WHEN I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE
AND SAID
āoh, well I donāt trust what the government says. Iād rather make up my own mind.ā
UNO REVERSE MOTHERFUCKER
ID: tweet from @ShotgunWife with text reading ājust some ideasā followed by a meme image of a generic, black mask overlayed with the following text.
keeping wearing a mask because itās funā¦
use these lines when asked āwhy are you wearing that?ā
āitās a free country, I aināt no sheep, no government gonna tell me when I can wear a mask, my body my choice, itās for religious reasons, Iām just ugly fuck off.ā
The last line of text in the image reads by ānow itās our turnā.
/End ID
responded to a customer with a southern accent why I still wear one with āāCause I look like the wrong end of a dead donkey.ā using the smallest bit of a twang in my voice, and he stopped, blinked a few times, and went āA'ight. fair ānuff.ā, nodded, and then I helped him pick out a leaf blower while he self consciously put his hand over his mouth.
[ID: Post by @greelin ālike Iām ever going to let some absolute godless pervert see the bottom half of my face again. in a TARGET, no lessā]
I need to share this mad bird I heard about today
This is the Palm Cockatoo (Probosciger aterrimus)
Palm Cockatoos are native to the tropical rainforests of Northern Australia and New Guinea.
With the jet black feathers, blood red undereye patches, and a kickass updo, this is already the most punk bird to walk the earth.
BUT!
...They also use sticks to drum like the true punk rockers they are
and this is also how they pick up girls
As a writer, writing can take you to many places, and today that place is deep in the cool, mistly jungles of indonesia. The sun is going do
My latest audio atmosphere! :) I was thinking about jungles while beign distracted from a big paper that I had to write so I made this instead.
Caravaggio living paintings by Ludovica Rambelli Theater
This never ceases to amaze me, no matter how many times Iāve seen it.
Being asexual is good, actually. Talking about being asexual is cool and good. Aces can have fun with their sexuality and pride too. Ace pride is a good thing.
I just received these pins from @pricklycactuscollage on Etsy and Iām.........
...I just.......
Theyāre. so. cute.Ā
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The sunlight glows golden across the rolling, grassy hills. Typing on a computer where the warm breeze drifts in through the open window. Birds sing from the dark cypress trees growing on the hilltop around the house. An...
Iāve been playing around with ambient atmospheres, and I made this one for writing motivation! I was inspired by this photograph (not mine) and I based this atmosphere off of the Italian countryside near San Gimignano.
Everybody meet Anton the asexual sea turtle!!Ā
Iāve been trying to learn how to crochet and I came across this cute pattern!Ā I would of done the body green or brown, but I didnāt have the right yarn :/
The pattern is not mine, but itās free to download! Enjoy!
i reblogged so many supernatural memes the last few weeks and it still took a conversation with my MOM of all things to remind me i once got misha collins to answer the Cremation Question apparently
The WHAT
oh yeah i initially went viral on tumblr for spamming celebrities w/ the questionĀ āIf you were cremated and had your ashes made into a vinyl, what song would be on the record?ā. they wrote a magazine articleĀ about it
Wait that was you?
yeah iām also the $100 origami & 33 lbs of nickelsĀ birthday bitch
You ate a crayon because Tumblr helped you pay rent.
I ate a BOX of crayons with EXTREME GUSTO and then experienced TARGETTED HARASSMENT for a YEAR it was WILD
I still canāt tell if following you was an amazing or terrible decision
what matters is you are under the impression it was a decision! that you made! and not me!
ok so. fun fact. iāveā¦..never actually watched or read any of the celebrity replies
like i kept MEANING to get around to it i just
My mom to my grandma: You know, statistically one of your grandkids is going to be LGBT+
Me, in my head:Ā
In case you missed it:
Fandom:
Dabi is a Todoroki theory confirmed
Hetalia is coming back
Megamind 10 year anniversary
Destiel is canon
(Rumor) BBC Sherlock season 5
System of a Down releases first song in 15 years
Johnny Depp is fired from Fantastic Beasts
Ted Bundy RPer Twitter Artist callout post
Election:
Day 3. Still no results of who the next U.S. president will be
Nevada is still counting votes
Georgia turned blue for the first time in 30 years. (Thank you Stacey Abrams and the late John Lewis)
Pennsylvania is also flipped blue. Gritty is dancing in a protest outside the convention center.
Speaking of protestsā¦there are protests on vote counting. Some demanding their vote be counted. Others demanding to stop counting.
Trump is suing 3 states where the ballots are not done counting yet.
The election still goes on
World News:
Scientists found a hell planet made of lava
(Rumor) Putin is resigning due to Parkinsonās disease
Bolivia President-elect was attacked with dynamite
Ongoing:
California is still on fire
COVID-19 pandemic
My brain still processing this hot mess
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
āFire Fishā I had the honor of painting this piece for āMagic Weekā over on @deviantart š„ I made a tutorial for how I paint fire too; if you want to follow along and paint your own version, you can tag me in a status update over on Deviantart, Iāll be checking them out all week!
oh my LOVE this is gorgeous!!!!!!!
Rate those pink animals: axolotl, orchid mantis,pink fairy armadillo, pink hand fish, NAKED MOLE RAT(my favorite), roseate spoonbill.
u know the drill tumblrĀ i will rate them for 4 dollars
Ā okey dokey! we start out with the good ole axolotl, which, yes is a master of regeneration.
An excellent pink fucker. can regrow its limbs, which i find both monstrous and appealing. would also look incredibly dapper in a top hat, someone should photoshop that. 8/10 loses a point bc it really could be more pink, and bc iām convinced this little shit muppet has the motivations of bill cipher (though thankfully not the abilities to act on it).
next up, orchid mantis! I love me a good orchid mantis. for people who are terrible at keeping orchids alive, but have considered getting a pet, might i recommend:
another utterly excellent pink fuck. i like this pink fuck. i like everything about it. i especially like the eyes, which are both atypical and nefarious. in fact, i like them so much iām just going to spend a few minutes quietly starting into them.
iā¦what was i saying. right, orchid mantis/ has the ability to hypnotize their prey, it would seem, and they are coming for me. 10/10 flawless
pink fairy armadillo. also a good pink fuck. 5/10 needs more pink
handfish. 2/10 not pink at all. that is light red. gets points for walking around, which fish categorically should not do.Ā
nakedĀ mole rats. i have a lot of feeling on naked mole rats, most of them based in fear and spite. i really struggled with rating this one, because i am naturally antagonistic towards mole rats, and do no want to say good things about them. but what the fuck. they are powerful. they are supremely unlikely. they live and conduct their empire of violence in the most improbable and unsurvivable of conditions, all while upholding a lifestyle more suited to an ant colony or possibly a 16th cent european monarchy than an actual mammal. queen naked mole rats are not born but made, presumably in a process reminiscent of hunger games. they are the worldās longest-lived rodent, yet another reason i would hesitate to make one my nemesis. they are born nakey, they die nakey, and in between they dig and swagger and go about their moley little business: nakey. i can get with that. 10/10, i resisted it but they are the epitome of an excellent pink fucker. hereās a picture of rufus from the live action kim possible bc iām too nervous to look at the real thing.
huh. this was a mistake actually.
finally i give you, theĀ roseate spoonbill. i have rated them before and i hold firm opinions on this creature, which have fled from me at the moment.
i want to say insulting things. i do. like that this bird is just copyright infringing on the flamingo. or that this is the furry equivalent of a anime protagonist. or that someone has clearly just attacked a pelican with a bath bomb. but i canāt get over its eyes:
its EYES. do pelicans have eyes like that. with such seething red fury. such frothing disdain. there is no mercy, no sympathy, no possibility of redemption in these eyes. if aĀ roseate spoonbill makes eye contact with you, truly it is over. you have failed. your heart has been weighed on a scale and found wanting; feed it to the alligators, for its only use is as scrap meat. jessica rabbit christ those eyes. i decline to rate this creature, for my own peace of mine. gods know it has already judged me.Ā
yaāll owe me 4 more dollars actually
@wermzie funky. effervesant. a gentleman
