Frerin Googles

@freringoogles

Didn't actually die in Azanulbizar! (inspired by all those other blogs; run by oakenskeld)

18 posts

((Did everyone just…. Leave or something? Half the dwarves haven’t posted in what feels like at least a week if not more… Like, are they really busy with school or did they leave? I hope they’re still with us…))

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((I can’t answer for anyone else, but I’m barely hanging on. I’m almost always on, because I’m tumblr trash. But there’s no one to interact with and I’ve run out of things to google. I was hoping @filigoogles would make an appearance last night, but only posted once.))

galadrielgoogles

(( I’m pretty busy b/c school, and-I’m embarrassed to say this- I’m too shy to respond/can’t think of a clever response/ don’t think my reply is good enough. I also just started a Galadriel rp blog, which I’m trying to get up and running. If anyone wants to do something, feel free to ask me, because if I ask, I’ll think I’m being a bother. I’m also almost always on!))

((Hey! Breaking my hiatus to say that a lot of us are in college and for a lot of colleges this is dead week. Aka the week before finals where you dont have class but you frantically study in the hopes that you dont fail the tests. Or at least this is true in the US. Wait a week or two before giving up on this RP, I’m sure more people, like myself, will be back after finals hell is over. That plus timezones and you gotta be a little bit patient for a bit, I’m sure we’ll all be back. In the meantime I know that a bunch of elves are still online and I’m sure they’d be down for an RP))

galadrielgoogles

((Maybe we all should clarify what time zone we’re in…?))

((I’m in community college right now so it’s not as bad but I’m still studying a ton so yeah this week is mildly dead for me)) (( @galadrielgoogles good idea. I’m on est))

((I’m EST as well I believe. Whatever the hell Ontario Canada is. I also work 3-11, Sunday to Thursday, so.))

((yeah studies here as well))

((EST over here [dis and frerin], which is the one for most of Ontario and Quebec. but yeah, busy with studying and prepping for flight simulator evals >.> i’m going home in a week though, and i might be able to catch up on google stuff in the next couple of days))

#mod post #((fingers crossed i get my shit together))

How to get your family to tell you about your father’s bad poetry so that you feel better about your own poetry and also get a good laugh out of it.

well @kiligoogles @filigoogles let me tell you about the time your father decided to try and get your mother’s attention by reciting poetry to an entire tavern (and he wasn’t even drunk when he stood up on the table and screamed it out like a baby goat!)

Eyes like obsidian, Hair like a ravens wing. Without you oblivion You are my everything.

and then a few days later he decided to read some more while dis was walking with thrain and thror - the looks on their faces lads, i’ll never forget it!

Strong as an ox, And lovely to boot, Clever as a fox Points that aren’t moot.

those are the two that i remember best, but there were some others before your mother got it through @viligoogles’s head that it wasn’t necessary

you make it sound much worse than it actually was

nah mate it really was that bad

#viligoogles #kiligoogles #dis married an awkward nerd who'da thought #at least i can pick up the slack as the only cool sibling #since thorin's. well thorin #(sorry brother)#reblog

arwengoogles-blog

How to convince @glorfindelgoogles to come with you and kick @grimagoogles‘ arse

perhaps it could be our fine fellowship’s first quest after the wine cellar venture?

arwengoogles-blog

Yes, I like this idea! But first the wine cellar, we need to have priorities

aye, erebor doesn’t have much in way of spirits at the moment, i haven’t had a chance to drink since returning

#arwengoogles #food is a 'higher priority' according to balin #((returning from where? ~~~~nobody knows~~~~))#reblog

How to get your family to tell you about your father’s bad poetry so that you feel better about your own poetry and also get a good laugh out of it.

well @kiligoogles @filigoogles let me tell you about the time your father decided to try and get your mother’s attention by reciting poetry to an entire tavern (and he wasn’t even drunk when he stood up on the table and screamed it out like a baby goat!)

Eyes like obsidian, Hair like a ravens wing. Without you oblivion You are my everything.

and then a few days later he decided to read some more while dis was walking with thrain and thror - the looks on their faces lads, i’ll never forget it!

Strong as an ox, And lovely to boot, Clever as a fox Points that aren’t moot.

those are the two that i remember best, but there were some others before your mother got it through @viligoogles’s head that it wasn’t necessary

#kiligoogles #filigoogles #viligoogles #disgoogles #it was hilarious but also a little painful #it's better now that they're being discreet #aside from their dancing euphemisms #reblog

why is @disgoogles so beautiful

Google, why must my parents flirt publicly?

this is nothing compared to your poetry son

Actually…

Adad, do you have any poetry advice?

actually @kiligoogles i think you’d be best finding poetry advise elsewhere. that skill may be genetic

seconded

how to rebury horrifying memories of your brother-in-law’s attempts at courting your sister

#viligoogles #kiligoogles #disgoogles #kili it was h o r r i b l e #i need an ale #or seven #reblog

arwengoogles-blog

How to convince @glorfindelgoogles to come with you and kick @grimagoogles‘ arse

perhaps it could be our fine fellowship’s first quest after the wine cellar venture?

#arwengoogles #grimagoogles #reblog

how to make your sons behave

we’re not the idiot who poured GOLD on a LIVE dragon

i still cannot believe that @thoringoogles used the plan he came up with when he was 75 (the one that Amad explicitly told him was a terrible idea i might add!) in real life against the beast

amad even said that my idea of distracting him with flash flame (which you stole and used in your plan not fair) so that i could jump on his wings and cut them was a better idea

#disgoogles #filigoogles #thoringoogles #reblog #((think will turner in potc dead man's chest going down the merchant ship's sail with his knife when the kraken's attacking))

how to get revenge on your sister

#freringoogles #disgoogles #i will have my revenge

Creating your own fellowship

what’s involved in being in a fellowship

smashing orcs, looking fine, and getting drunk

@glorfindelgoogles i’m in

#glorfindelgoogles #reblog

where to get a war pig

#freringoogles #daingoogles

why does my brother always get our nephews’ names wrong

#freringoogles #thoringoogles #filigoogles #kiligoogles #they don't even look that much alike for mahal's sake

how to convince your brother the king to install bungee jumping cords in erebor

Zip lines, try for zip lines

both is good gif

how to install secret zip lines

#daingoogles #thoringoogles #reblog #gif warning #great minds think alike ey cousin?

how to make your brother loosen up

nearest brothel to the lonely mountain

nearest tavern to the lonely mountain

nearest ANYTHING to the lonely mountain -mirkwood -elves

just shove the hobbit towards him. does the trick every time.

what’s a hobbit

how am i supposed to see something so short

how not to run over hobbits

#disgoogles #reblog

how to convince your brother the king to install bungee jumping cords in erebor

how to convince your little brother that his idea is really really really really stupid

bungee jumping location requirements

Bungee jumping is an activity that involves jumping from a tall structure while connected to a large elastic cord. The tall structure is usually a fixed object, such as a building, bridge or crane.

erebor has many bridges over deep chasms, so there.

how to tell your brother you don’t wanna see him die again (by accidentally falling from a failed bungee jump)

what to do when your brother exposes himself as a sap

bungee jumping safety nets

how to set up a secret bungee jump

#thoringoogles #reblog

how to convince your brother the king to install bungee jumping cords in erebor

how to convince your little brother that his idea is really really really really stupid

bungee jumping location requirements

Bungee jumping is an activity that involves jumping from a tall structure while connected to a large elastic cord. The tall structure is usually a fixed object, such as a building, bridge or crane.

erebor has many bridges over deep chasms, so there.

#thoringoogles #reblog #you're just jealous that i'm a genius

how to convince your brother the king to install bungee jumping cords in erebor

#freringoogles #thoringoogles #is that a great idea or is that a great idea

how to make your brother loosen up

nearest brothel to the lonely mountain

nearest tavern to the lonely mountain

nearest ANYTHING to the lonely mountain -mirkwood -elves

#freringoogles #thoringoogles #why are we in the middle of nowhere #fucking smaug

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