If you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans.
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we're not kids anymore.
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@fresh-isinglass
If you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans.
I am such a hypocrite. I'm appalled by something he did a few years before we got together, while I am a liar, too. I suddenly can think of nothing but the lie he's admitted to me, while conveniently forgetting all the lies I did not admit to him. The difference between us is that people don't expect from me what they openly accuse him of, be it true or exaggeration or malice of a forgotten ex (should we even call her ex, if they only hooked up twice and it was just sex, nothing else at all...allegedly).
God, I am such a horrible hypocrite with the most ridiculous need to control him, but control is negation of any feelings. Do I want to be the person my father is, controlling and sad? Jesus, I really should spend some money on therapy to work through this.
Motivation is a rare, fleeting thing. Hold onto it, protect it, before your demons eat it away.
Like they always do.
(I've got some well-fed demons, no doubt about it)
Halbrand: I will make you a queen *platonically*
Halbrand in the raft:
*slutty water splash*
Halbrand in NĂºmenorean court:
*eye fucking*
Halbrand in NĂºmenorean dungeon:
*flirting*
Halbrand on the ship:
*flirting again with a hint of babygirlism*
Halbrand in Eregion:
*threatening with a splash of teasing. Watch where your hands are*
Halbrand on the dreamscape raft:
*Moon eyes*
Bonus:
The eye of Sauron *eyeing* Galadriel's booty.
These two idiots flirting between bars:
...it's the funniest (not) when you don't have a reason to fall apart, and you do fall apart so thoroughly it actually astounds you as much as it hurts you. Hilarious, honestly.
nat meier