Holy cow, all this nonstop PORKING OUT this summer is seriously giving me some extreme dad bod at this point. And itās okay if my gut hangs out a little cause I mean dad bod means getting a chubby gut so that what happens right? Chubby gut ends up pushing up the shirt a bit
Like yeah maybe if it couldnāt reach my bellybutton or something THEN maybe Iād be too fat for a dad bod but I think I still qualify right? Surely this looks like just a bit of belly of overindulging a bit
And yeah maybe eating out all the time and ordering massive family meal orders just for myself is blowing my tank up a bit but itās not getting embarrassingly huge right?
What do you think? Do you think my gut is blowing up to the point where people have to notice it now? Do I look like I have a dad bod, or do I look like a fat hog whose belly is blowing up and he should just shovel more greasy burgers into it cause fuck how much bigger could it possibly getā¦












