Looks like Alex's adversary DID get away with it! How long will Alex remain a statue?

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Looks like Alex's adversary DID get away with it! How long will Alex remain a statue?
Jack has a thing for flattening men. His younger brother, Tommie was tired of being pressed in a 1/8 inch disc. Jack's height and strength always won out! Original drawing by #ScottXX26
Just because you're frozen solid doesn't mean you can't have fun. Besides, they kinda need the "S"! Original content copyright to Chevrolet Motor Co.
How much plasti-potion can you drink before transforming into a mannequin? Tonight's contestant, Jack, could only take 3 shots! As the host pours out the 4th shot, Jack transformed into a plastic mannequin in front of everyone!
OK, the access hatch is open. Now reach in, flip the red switch. That'll activate my special programming! *CLICK* Oh, yeah! Time to have fun, dude! (image from czechmalefoot.com)
Next time you're modeling at a photo-shoot, make sure the cameras only take pictures! Image found online.
Jake Rapid, budding adult film star, has his career go flat, along with himself.
Open credits for "Demolition Man" (1996, Warner Bros, all copyright remains with them. This shows Syl Stallone put in cryo-freeze as punishment for a crime. Sorry for the low quality of the video.
Thank you to everyone who got me to 500 likes!
It's my 9 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
Artist and former model, John Coulter demonstrates a fun magic trick he can do! (see more of John's work at: www.johncoulterdesigns.com)
Android amour! Yeah, his lower half is missing but I love him all the more!! Another great photo-manip by #CyberNarc.
The Winner! Ramsis won the competition, but he had no idea his reward would be so enduring! (to see a different image is that sexually graphic, visit my BlueSky profile here: https://bsky.app/profile/freyr58.bsky.social/post/3mpqz3jrhh22m
Life gets hard when your older brother loves to see guys flattened. You try to hide from him but end up slammed between a door and a solid wall and squished paper thin Original drawing by #ScottXX26
Sometimes just a simple commercial says it all! I found this in my archives. Copyright remains with the Ford Motor Corporation.
Who's your favorite adult actor? Slip them some "plasti-potion" and you can have them as your own personal sex toy! Original photo of https://www.tumblr.com/teejayrules
I checked in on my friend, TC. I'd not heard from him in a long time. I found him in the living room, lying on the couch with his head detached and unplugged! I hope is personality is intact and can be rebooted!