this is not luke hemmings

i like pizza uh, i think i'm a new zealander

[frickfracknickelback]

[humbaba420]

IDC IF SCOOBY DOO (2002) HAS 30% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES IT WILL ALWAYS HAVE 100% IN MY HEART

[hyrulehobbit]

[brakehagen-deactivated20161009]

[halseymydream]

I’m tingling

[lipringsandsnapbacks-deactivate]

(+)

[949520-deactivated20150611]

Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later

[shitpostempire]

[shittyidea]

Play laser tag with gamma rays for an unforgettable experience

[bunlly]

cute date idea:

ask someone to go on a double date with you, then show up with your date and ask them “where’s yours?”

[shittyidea]

Put a professional DSLR camera in the oven with your cookies so you can get a really nice timelapse of the cookies baking…

[shittyidea]

Put your car’s sun-visor down at night to block out those bright traffic lights

[tastefullyoffensive]

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

[boredpanda]

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

[xanax23432432-blog]

[cabernetsauvigmom]

android18:

HANGING OUT THE PASSENGERS SIDE OF HIS BEST FRIEND’S RIDE TRYING TO HOLLA AT ME

[harveyxspecter]