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" whether letter or parcel, whether rain, snow, or shine, we weather the weather and never decline ! this is EDDIE DEAR of eddie’s post office speaking ! how can i help you today ? "
💌 INDIE, SELECTIVE, PRIVATE, and CROSSOVER FRIENDLY eddie dear from welcome home ! written by mint, and sideblog to @multigrounds !! blog is a wip, but for now, check out the rules below!!
oh hello there welcome to my serious rp blog where i have. definitely written more than one reply. yep
RAHHH WELCOME BACK
THANK YOU SO MUUUCHHH SORRY FOR DISAPPEARING INTO THE ETHER LMAO
... im a bit late but legally if tulip gets into a media i enjoy i gotta pick up my blogs for it again lmao
oh the fucking horrors okay
“𝙎𝙃𝘼𝘿𝙊𝙒 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙉𝙀” - 𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙍𝙀𝘿 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙎.
hi friends!! basically, i watched the teaser trailer for season 2 of shadow and bone, got excited, began to reread the soc duology, and then these happened! or rather, i found an ancient unpublished fic i wrote after the first time i read the duology, and decided to make that a problem for everyone else! i hope you all enjoy these, you don’t need to have seen the show nor read the books, i actually think many of these are fairly fandomless! i just wanted to explain my inspiration! DON’T ADD TO THIS LIST! i’ll make more lists like this one! ily all, bon appetit, go forth and write or read or nap or watch tv or something!
“ my goodness, you’re not nearly as stupid as you look! ”
“ you have all the answers right in front of you. you just need to look at it differently. ”
“ don’t presume that you know me just because you’ve heard a few rumors and read a few articles. ”
“ there’s certainly more to you than meets the eye, isn’t there? ”
“ i urge you to remember exactly who it is you’re talking to. because while others might appreciate your tone, i assure you, i do not. ”
“ i’m concerned that you mightn’t understand what discreet means. because the path of chaos you’ve just created is exactly the opposite of discreet. ”
“ you owe me a favour. i’m here to collect. ”
“ i thought it was a good time to pay you a visit. it’s been so long, after all; and we have so much to catch up on. ”
“ you are not your father/mother/parent’s child. not by anything other than blood, and that’s not even on the spectrum of importance. ”
“ i was wrong about you. ”
“ you know, i was warned not to get involved with you. people insisted it was a fool’s decision. but i held out hope that you’d prove them wrong. now’s your chance. ”
“ i’m not the sort of person to fuss over hurt feelings. you’re either of value to me, or you’re worthless. so prove to me that you’re not the latter. ”
“ you honestly think i don’t know where you go each night? i’m not blind nor an idiot. i just trust your ability to return home unharmed. ”
“ have you told anyone else about this? ”
“ there are no children anymore. only survivors. childhood and innocence are luxuries afforded to the privileged. not us. ”
“ i offered you an opportunity once. to build a better world together. we both know how that turned out. and now, you come crawling back, begging for… what? mercy? forgiveness? ”
“ i’m with you. always. no matter what happens, i will be right by your side. do you understand? ”
“ we’re a team, aren’t we? teams stick together. even when the leader is being a prick. ”
“ …i was really worried about you, you know. you scared me earlier. and i’m not saying it to make you feel bad, it’s just… promise me you’ll tell me if things get bad again? ”
“ i can’t pretend to understand all this stuff you’ve got going on. but i do promise that i’ll be here to help you through it all. alright? ”
“ there’s a job that needs to be done before we get to work on the big task. that’s why i’m here. you’ll be helping me/us to complete both jobs. payment upon completion. ”
“ you and i aren’t as different as you want to believe. that must be why you’re so angry. because looking at me, all that i’ve done… it’s like looking in a mirror. isn’t it? ”
“ people are scared. they need a leader. and right now, like it or not, they’re looking to you. so go on. lead us. ”
“ you’ve come up with some really insane plans over the years, but this is just defying any amount of belief. ”
“ look. i don’t care if people underestimate me. i actually enjoy it. they see me as an idiot, they drop their guard, the end. but i need you to know that i’m not an idiot. okay? ”
“ people have died. we can’t let that go unpunished. ”
“ the world is changing. and if we don’t get ahead of it, then they’ll be the ones to decide what it changes into. ”
“ right! what’s the plan, then? and god help the lot of us if you don’t have one. ”
“ not all of us can afford the luxury of a conscience. ”
“ don’t make the deadly mistake of presuming my actions reflect weakness. too many have made that same presumption. and not a single one of them lived to tell the tale. ”
“ you’re scared. i can tell. the shaking, the look in your eye… you want to run. don’t. you’ll waste precious time and energy, and you’ll need it all if you want to live. ”
“ everything is gone. it’s all smoke, ruin, obliterated. is that our legacy now? our reputation? destruction, devastation, death? is that who we are? ”
“ we’ve fought against powerful enemies before, but this is beyond that. if we want to get out of this alive, we need to be smarter, stronger, better than we’ve ever been before. ”
“ don’t forget why we’re here. there’s far more at stake than our lives if this goes wrong. ”
“ you’re the only person here i trust. we need to stick together, watch each other’s backs. just because everything’s changed, doesn’t mean we have to, too. ”
“ i can’t think of anyone i’d rather be doing this crazy, ridiculous, nearly definitely lethal mission with. let’s go out with a bang, eh? ”
“ you people are completely insane. but you’re also insufferably good at this sort of thing. so let’s go save the world, shall we? ”
“ why are we fighting so hard to save the lives of people who hate us, anyway? ”
“ you’re the best there is at this sort of thing. i’d hate to see the one who got the better of you… ”
“ look at them all. going around, fussing over money, clothes, land… do they ever realize what’s going on around them? do they ever see the bigger picture as we do? ”
“ you’re clever. good. it’s nice to have a challenge. but you should know now, you’ll want to be a hell of a lot smarter than that if you want to go up against me. ”
“ you and i both know the risks. we both know what people like them are capable of. tell me it’s all okay, and i won’t question you. but if it isn’t… we need to be ready. ”
“ it’s lonely and vicious at the top. i can handle that. but you… you wouldn’t survive five minutes of this life. ”
“ you can’t survive in this world without growing a thicker skin, and erasing that naive belief that you can trust anyone you meet. least of all me. ”
“ if you’re knocking on my door, i can only imagine it means you’re here to collect. and by your demeanour, it’s one hell of a favor you’ll be asking, too. ”
“ i understand your anger. i’ve lived with that sort of rage for many years of my life. but you need to set it aside, understand? we need you calm if we want to get out of here. ”
“ oh, don’t get all sentimental. i saved your life because you’re worth more to me alive than dead. it doesn’t signify any degree of care or affection. ”
“ you have one hell of an inflated ego, you know that? we were told this job was impossible. that’s not a challenge. that’s a fact. it is not possible. even for you. ”
“ i’ve heard it all before. one more job. one more mission. one last heist. but there’s always more. it’s like some sort of obsession for you. searching for another thrill. ”
“ enough! this is it! don’t you see that?! we almost died! you almost got killed! if the saints are kind enough to save us today, it’s only so we can quit while we’re ahead! ”
i forgot i made this blog Whoops.
@ohmyfeathers sent : there's a knock at the door... it's p/oppy! a rare insight indeed, she almost never leaves her barn to visit others, and she's carrying a plate of cookies in the shape of the mailman himself. a warm smile on her beak, " hello, e/ddie. " soft, gentle voice. " i made these treats for you, dear, as a thanks for delivering my mail so reliably.... and safely, too. " ...and then her eyelids slightly lean as her voice takes on a slightly more anxious tone. " b-but if you aren't hungry, i-i can just go back and make another batch sometime later! "
💌 despite the focused gaze of its inhabitant, the post office was far from quiet - the air filled with a pleasant tune from e/ddie as he works diligently. with practiced ease, the mailman folds a strip of soft red paper carefully through and over a ring of yellow paper - pressing glued ends to one another to finish the link. he holds his work up, looking over a colorful chain of paper as long as his wingspan with a look of pride. ( or, would it be armspan, considering the lack of feathers adorning his outstretched limbs ? ) he had always been proud of his crafts, of course, but how could anyone say no to the swelling in your heart after another job well done ? ... though, perhaps he was forgetting something... had he already made a chain like this today ? the day must be awfully slow if so. he hopes his friends are doing alright... ?
💌 jumping to life at the sound of a knock, he scoots from behind the counter with a swift motion - switching the paper chain for his cap and pressing it snugly upon his head, adjusting his tie to stay a little tighter - all to open his door with a wide swing to greet his visitor with a friendly smile.
💌 " welcome to e/ddie's post offi-... " his voice lingers as eyes drift upward, meeting the familiar yet surprising visage looking back at him. " oh, ms. partridge ! what a lovely surprise to see ya givin' me a visit, what can i do for you ? "
💌 he lets her speak, explaining herself, just about to give the bird a whistle of admiration before she seems to back away. oh, she's always been far too nervous for her own good...
💌 " hey now, who am i to turn down a thank you gift from a dear ol' friend ? especially when it smells so delicious ? " he hums, a hand reaching out to hold the tray as the other picks up a cookie to inspect it. " aw, they even look just like me ! i swear, you're one of the sweetest gals this neighborhood's got, never did i think deliverin' mail would get me somethin' as wonderful as this. "
💌 the cookie is placed back upon the tray as he opens the door wider. " you wanna come in ? i ain't got much goin' right 'bout now, simply some crafts i've been puttin' off... you're more than welcome to join me, if you'd like ! "
I'LL TELL YA, I FOLD MY LETTERS FLATTER THAN A FRITTER, AND WHEN IT COMES TO FRIENDSHIP I ALWAYS DELIVER!
(follows back from @multigrounds.)
💌 " we're just normal men. " eddie shudders, soft, desperate. his eyes glisten, like tears are just short of falling, despite the smile wide on his lips. " we're just innocent men. "
tag drop !
