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fuuuucj im drynk
fuckim dru mk
I’m such a slut for alcohol— and I mean that literally.
Force shots down my throat, hold a drink to my lips and pour it into my mouth while talking me through it. Hand me a new bottle or can the moment mine is empty until it goes down like water.
Don’t worry about it being too much, because if you weren’t here I’d do it myself anyways. Drinking myself dumb is just so much more fun when it’s a sexy little game, yeah?
So pour me another one sweetheart, and embrace the way that watching my face twist with the burn of the liquor makes you oh so wet.
I’m your alcoholic little whore, baby.
teo teelive oz drunsk in fifteen mintues n im panting :3
got. hiccupsalready heheh
Got a beer and an imperial cider will be more drunk and bloated imminently
Uptight, prim and proper to too drunk to sit on their own pipeline in the span of a couple hours easily one of the hottest things out there.
Someone so adequate, so intelligent and polite, sharp witted and properly dressed, refusing a drink a couple times before accepting the first one, unaware theyre gonna be losing face in just a few hours.
sipping slowly before being asked if they dislike the drink, and speeding up to not be impolite, getting a refill without asking. Ending up in a high social pressure type situation, where theyll continuosly get cheered, so they have to take a sip, theyre given another type of drink to try so they have to try that.
A couple drinks in theyre shirt is unbuttoned or disheveled, their hair a little messy, face flushed and eyes heavy lidded, lips red and wet from booze. Slur that theyre desperately trying to keep at bay getting stronger and stronger. They excuse themselves to the bathroom and walk a little too fast and unsteady, a slight stumble.
They return to a glass full yet again, this time not protesting and taking a deep drink, the afternoon progresses and they let out an unexpected hiccup, their clothes in dissarray, face red, eyes glassy, belly bloated and round from being full of alcohol, bouncing with every hiccup. They dumbly giggle as they hiccup into their drink. They can no longer say no to any drink, slumped in their seat, dumb drunk grin permanently on their face, everytime they try to get to the bathroom they stagger more and more, starting to bump into the walls. They can barely speak a straight sentence, speaking too loud, hiccuping, laughing too much, swaying hard while sitting, all dignity out of the window.
Unable to form a proper sentence before starting to nod off, glass in hand, every now and again having it raised to their mouth chugging while barely conscious, till they eventually pass out where theyre sitting...
wholesome camping trip where she encourages me to shotgun every hit she takes of a blunt with her and gives me drink after drink, once i’m sufficiently intoxicated she walks me to the middle of the surrounding woods and tells me i have 10 seconds to run before she starts chasing me. I have no idea what she’s gonna to do me when she catches me, but i do know weed is one hell of an aphrodisiac to her and the look in her eyes is animalistic
everything is kinda miserable but I am getting at least solidly tipsy and having a nice night someone encourage me to get worse :D
kiiiiinfa drunk ama
diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!
Rb to make yourself or your feedee gain 50 lbs instantly
Why not both
The Turn On/Turn Off Game
Ask me anything and I’ll tell you if it’s a turn on or turn off
hmm this could be fun.
I have NEVER done one of these 🫣
Rapifly approachring wadyes yippeeeee
Doubjr of linonvello and sunge of gin doen the hsrch
I sm gonns regret thid in the morninh bit PhWell
Thitd buxxball doen. Sjotd???
i loooove physical proof of someone being not sober - dilated pupils, eyes that don’t quite follow your movements, hands that move heavy and limbs that don’t quite work together. knowing that they’re all sweet and fucked up and can’t even hide it