daddy saved the world

call me fritzi/fritz/fee. m!a: none; accepting tracking: fritzigeiszler

[spectacularsxarchive-blog]

 ⋞☃ :: ——       “Do I have to be drunk to question what the plural of penis is?” Pause. “I might be a little tipsy.”

[fritzigeiszler]

"I won't be debating that."

"You're so cute."

[alonelyshot-deactivated20141005]

”Could you be more like your father right now?” Dani gives a roll of her eyes and starts back for the kitchen. “How are you breakin’ the news to him? You know he’ll want the guy’s name.”

[fritzigeiszler]

"I'll take that as a compliment," she grins, and feels it fading quickly. "Oh my god, I am dad." Fritzi scrubs a hand through her hair and follows her mother, sighing softly. "See, there's a bit of a... problem there."

[alonelyshot-deactivated20141005]

”True.. Did take me nearly jumpin’ his.. No wait never mind that relates as too much information.” she clears her throat softly. “He could be worried on account of the whole. Kaiju thing.. Honestly he about had a heart attack when I got pregnant.”

[fritzigeiszler]

Fritzi clucks her tongue and tucks her hands into her front pockets. "Right. That would make sense. And thank you -- for withholding that information, Jesus."

[rinalicious]

[alonelyshot-deactivated20141005]

Tucking the small strand of silvered hair back behind her right ear she snorts. “You realize he’s a scientist right? He’s gonna notice you’re gettin’ bigger or that your clothes are.”

[fritzigeiszler]

"But he's oblivious to things he doesn't want to notice," she counters. "Maybe he'll ignore it until I pop the little sucker out. Or maybe he'll be excited for science reasons."

[alonelyshot-deactivated20141005]

Dani drops the dark towel in her hands. “You’re jokin’.. You realize if this is true your father is gonna pop out a litter of kittens and then hyperventilate.” not that it wouldn’t be adorable to see.

[fritzigeiszler]

"Yeah," she sighs, scrubbing a hand through her hair. "Do you think we could, uh... not tell him? Like, ever?"

[codblessyou]

if we were a couple, we could:

eat pizza together (=^w^=)

have a movie marathon (.❂‿❂.)

hold hands (｡◡‿◡｡)

star gaze (▰˘◡˘▰)

kiss (• ε •)

take lots of pictures v(｡◕w◕｡v)

play video games (✿◠‿◠)

tell each other how cute we are (●´ω｀●)

sing really loud in public (. ◕ o ◕.)

sing really loud in private (─‿‿─)

bake lots of cookies and cakes (˙❀‿❀˙)

be really cute and make other couples jealous (↯⎵↯)

[alonelyshot-deactivated20141005]

Dani comes into the room and just stares for a minute while she wipes some flour from her sleeve. “I swear if you tell me you’re pregnant..” it’s a joke but.. Why not run with it?

[fritzigeiszler]

"I, uh." She tucks some of her hair behind her ear and barks out a frightened laugh, eyes on the ground. "Well."

[fritzigeiszler]

"Mom?"

"I need to talk to you about something. Can you come inside for a minute?"

[evilisms]

Send one to see how my muse reacts.

"There’s nowhere we can hide."

"Don’t get too close."

"Maybe I should kill myself."

"I’m not listening."

"No one can hurt you now."

"Who do you think you are?"

"You’re gonna catch a cold."

"I wish that you would just leave."

"I love the way you laugh."

"A little evil goes a long, long way."

"Drink the wine."

"Maybe we could stick around for one more drink."

"Here’s to us."

"The last few days have kicked my ass."

"Nothing lasts forever."

"I don’t know what went wrong."

"I don’t need you here."

"Did I fall asleep?"

"I will not die."

"I’ll wait here for you."

"I feel numb."

"Deal with it."

"I don’t care."

"I hate the way I love you."

"I have no regrets."

"I love you too much to hide you."

"I didn’t kill anybody."

"There is no God."

"All monsters are human."

"You look beautiful, but you don’t look fine."

"You’re a liar and a cheat."

"Why do you think I’m here?"

"Crap, are you pregnant?"

"This is just perfect."

"You’ve done enough already."

"Do you know about the box?"

[fritzigeiszler]

Quality M!A Masterlist

----- Physical M!As -----

Time Warp: Muse is suddenly a specified age.

Equipment Change: Muse is suddenly a specified gender.

Pinch And Drag: Muse is suddenly a specified size.

Odd Organism: Muse is turned into a specified animal.

Odder Organism: Muse is turned into a specified monster.

Beep Boop: Muse is turned into a robot. If muse is normally a robot, they are now a living being.

Spirit Door: Muse is turned into a ghost. If muse is normally a ghost, they are now alive.

Oh Hell No: Muse is split into good and evil versions of themself.

Assimilation: Muse now has specified robotic features or components.

Flutter: Muse now has wings of a specified size.

Name It: A specified physical feature of the muse's is now very different.

----- Personality M!As -----

Abloo Bloo: Muse can't stop crying.

Snuggle Bug: Muse is now exceptionally affectionate to everyone.

ESAD: Muse suddenly despises a specified person or thing.

Red Heart: Muse is now passionately in love with a specified person.

Hero Worship: Muse idolizes a specified person and thinks everything about them is amazing.

Obsession: Muse cannot stop thinking about a specified person or thing.

Constant Boners: Muse's libido has gone wild and they can't stop thinking about sex.

Rustled Jimmies: Muse is rebellious and easily angered.

Game Over Man: Muse is now terrified of a specified thing.

----- Abilities and Afflictions -----

3D Motion: Muse can now fly.

Lights Out: Muse cannot see.

Muted Speakers: Muse cannot hear.

Muted Mic: Muse has no voice and can't make a sound.

Heavy Chest: Muse suddenly has difficulty breathing.

Now Try Rapping: Muse now thpeakth with a lithp.

S.S. Stutter: Muse now speaks with a s-severe stu-stutt-t-ter.

Nerve Pain: Muse is struck by intense, constant pain which nothing can alleviate.

Sucky Symptoms: Muse becomes miserably ill with specified symptoms.

Woop Bang Crash: Muse has lost their depth perception and balance.

Bonk Smack Thump: Muse suddenly loses all feeling in their limbs.

Twitchy Skin: Muse is extremely sensitive to touch.

Whoa Mama: Muse orgasms every time their name is said.

Sweet n Spicy: Muse feels like their mouth is on fire and only kisses make it stop.

Let Me Up: Muse is tied down and at the mercy of others.

Minor Inconvenience: Muse's clothes have all gone missing.

Strip Party: One item of muse's clothing disappears every time a specified thing occurs.

Mee Yow: Muse is suddenly some kind of sex kitten.

Pshhh Naw: Muse is now completely drunk.

Pick Your Poison: Muse has to do a specified thing every time their name is said.

Truth Obsession: Muse either cannot lie, or they cannot stop lying.

Dancing On The Ceiling: Muse is somehow unaffected by gravity.

That's Creepy: Muse now looks exactly like a specified person.

No Survivors: Muse is suddenly on a murderous rampage.

Spicy Meatball: Muse breathes fire whenever they open their mouth.

Seadweller: Muse is now aquatic and cannot survive out of water.

400 Blankets: Muse is now freezing cold and can't seem to get warm.

Shouldn't Have Said That: Muse has lost their verbal filter and now blurts whatever comes to mind.

Thirsty: Muse is now a blood-drinker. They don't get fangs or special abilities, but they must now find blood to drink or they will starve. Other food and drink makes them vomit.

Just Not Your Day: A tiny storm cloud follows muse around and rains on them at specified times.

He Has A Point: Muse now has an angel and a demon, which only they can see and hear, perched on their shoulders and offering advice.

----- Interactive M!As -----

Kiss Me Whole: Muse is slowly fading away and will only return to normal when kissed.

Song And A Kiss: Muse loses their voice and will only regain it when kissed.

Don't Make It Creepy: Muse falls asleep and can only be awoken with a kiss.

I'll Owe You: Muse turns into a frog and will only return to normal when kissed.

Gimme Sugar: Muse suddenly wants to kiss anyone who says their name.

C'mere Babe: Muse is suddenly compelled to kiss anyone who sends them an ask.

Very Well: Muse is owned by a specified person and must obey their commands.

Yes Mistress: Muse must submit to any commands given to them.

Come Fairy: Specified person has the ability to bring muse to orgasm by pointing at them.

Makeouts Or Dismemberment: Muse is chained to a specified person for a certain length of time. Include chain leeway/length.

I Feel Strange: Muse swaps personalities with a specified person.

I Look Strange: Muse swaps bodies with a specified person.

Bad Sexy Idea: Muse is now on a quest to make out with the one person they know they shouldn't.

B-Baka: Muse now acts like a bashful, blushing klutz around a specified person.

Ooh Kinky: Muse is suddenly into BDSM and on a mission to get it on with a specified person.

Hey Whatcha Doin: Muse is compelled to follow a specified person around and can't leave them alone.

TMI Warning: Muse is compelled to confess an opinion or feeling they have about anyone they speak to.

[celebsarchive]

[spectacularsxarchive-blog]

 ⋞☃ :: ——        ”Don’t you feel like this is the kind of thing they should teach at school? If it’s penii or penises. More important than like, algebra and that.”

[fritzigeiszler]

"Yeah, I... I totally agree."

"God, how drunk are you right now?"

[fritzigeiszler]

+3

"Hi! Dad's not in the lab at the moment, but..."

"Maybe I can help?"

[fritzigeiszler]

okay i'm going to attempt to get to sleep again

back in the afternoon dudes

[spectacularsxarchive-blog]

 ⋞☃ :: ——        He might have had a little bit to drink, which is why he’s a little more giggly than usual, soft laughter muffled by the hand he has pressed to his lips. It’s also why he’s going to turn to the stranger and ask what he thinks is a serious question, that he so desperately needs an answer for.

           ”Hey, is the plural for penis, penises or penii?”

[fritzigeiszler]

"It can't be--penii."

"Oh my god, I don't know."

[notsogeniusgirls]

"Well I sort of choose to do it myself so I can’t really run away."

[fritzigeiszler]

"Hm."

"Do the errands wrong and less will be expected of you?"