The Family Businessman

@wormkovitch’s side blog for their OC Frizzie

[spengy]

peak efficiency is falling asleep at your desk so that when you wake up you can go right back to working

[spengy]

please i am trying to keep the proton packs from killing one of us

[stantzy]

[spengy]

raymond francis stantz i will sob right here right now

[stantzy]

[frizziespengler]

Don’t fucking talk him, Egon. He’s angy

[stantzy]

one of the babies in this waiting room looks 40 years old

[frizziespengler]

It’s me, I’m the baby

[frizziespengler]

It’s okay, Ray. You didn’t know

[stantzy]

one of the babies in this waiting room looks 40 years old

[frizziespengler]

It’s me, I’m the baby

[frizziespengler]

@spengy Since you’re an iteration of my bitchass brother, I get to call you shitlips bc that’s what I call every version of Egon

[wormkovitch]

@spengy That’s you

[frizziespengler]

Can confirm, that’s my older brother

[stantzy]

@spengy just because you don’t have any foreskin doesn’t mean you can take mine

[you-and-me-always-forever]

I need to fine more friends

[frizziespengler]

We can be friends!

[frizziespengler]

How to take over the New York mayor’s office

Shit. This isn’t Google

[frizziespengler]

Mmmm gingr

[petervenkmansupremacy]

36 pictures of my wife getting her back blown out by me in my locker

[spengy]

is that why the handle is so sticky

[frizziespengler]

Pardon?

[frizziespengler]

@venkies I heard the news! Congratulations

[venkies]

thank you frizzy!

[frizziespengler]

A little birdie told me at the office! You two deserve each other! Mögen Sie beide ein glückliches Leben zusammen haben

[frizziespengler]

@venkies I heard the news! Congratulations