ARLO

[frontseat-shotgun]

My name is an anagram for oral. Must be why I’m so good at it.

[ph-meme]

I keep having this dream of like an animal head person and I keep asking them to give me my gun back. But they never do. I swear they're smiling even if I can't see it.

[frontseat-shotgun]

It’s up my ass come get it babe

[frontseat-shotgun]

Top 5 places to go in Consequence Point

1. Bar

2. Bar

3. Clubhouse

4. Park

5. Bar

[frontseat-shotgun]

Have you ever tried alcohol poisoning? Seems like it could be a fun idea for you 🖤

I have! I survived (: maybe you should try it?

[frontseat-shotgun]

Turns out that since we’re stuck here I have a massive amount of cocaine to move so if anyone want some I’m your guy.... I’ll give u a CP discount bc again... we’re stuck here.

[fountain-of-loss]

Hello new best friend.

[frontseat-shotgun]

Just come by the bar, I’m always there.

[cactus-spirit-deactivated202211]

Ask Me Anything

Would you rather?

Have you ever?

This or that?

What’s your favorite?

Nosy questions.

Tell me a secret.

My top 5.

Word association.

Ask for advice.

Make an assumption.

Bonus:

Send me a band and I’ll name a song I like.

Send me a song you like and I’ll rate it.

Tell me an opinion and I’ll agree or disagree.

[frontseat-shotgun]

Turns out that since we’re stuck here I have a massive amount of cocaine to move so if anyone want some I’m your guy.... I’ll give u a CP discount bc again... we’re stuck here.

[frontseat-shotgun]

It’s been seven years since I lost you guys. It still feels like yesterday. I miss you every day. I blame myself every day. I’m happy now but I would be happier if we could be together again. Why did I have to lose you? I will be at your grave from now on until dawn. I wanna dig myself down into the earth to be with you. I miss you every day but this day is the worst.

May 16. I miss you Jess and Sasha.

[ph-meme]

I'll come with you, alright? I miss them too

[frontseat-shotgun]

Thanks man. I’m already there.

[ph-meme]

I'll be over in 15, okay?

[frontseat-shotgun]

Yes. Don’t worry about it.

[frontseat-shotgun]

It’s been seven years since I lost you guys. It still feels like yesterday. I miss you every day. I blame myself every day. I’m happy now but I would be happier if we could be together again. Why did I have to lose you? I will be at your grave from now on until dawn. I wanna dig myself down into the earth to be with you. I miss you every day but this day is the worst.

May 16. I miss you Jess and Sasha.

[ph-meme]

I'll come with you, alright? I miss them too

[frontseat-shotgun]

Thanks man. I’m already there.

[frontseat-shotgun]

It’s been seven years since I lost you guys. It still feels like yesterday. I miss you every day. I blame myself every day. I’m happy now but I would be happier if we could be together again. Why did I have to lose you? I will be at your grave from now on until dawn. I wanna dig myself down into the earth to be with you. I miss you every day but this day is the worst.

May 16. I miss you Jess and Sasha.

[ph-meme]

Quin's home less and less, so that means there's no food. @frontseat-shotgun you gotta come help cook, I'm starving and I don't want to burn the house down

[frontseat-shotgun]

Hm alright ... just stay out of the kitchen please

[frontseat-shotgun]

All I wanted to do was take my lad on a hike and now I can’t even do that?? Or wait... OH MY GOD PESH DO YOU THINK OUR TREEHOUSE IS STILL IN THE WOODS???? LETS GO. SIRPPI YOU’RE COMING TOO

[ph-meme]

I don't see why it wouldn't be, of course I'm coming along

[frontseat-shotgun]

Yay heart emoji heart emoji crying emoji

[frontseat-shotgun]

All I wanted to do was take my lad on a hike and now I can’t even do that?? Or wait... OH MY GOD PESH DO YOU THINK OUR TREEHOUSE IS STILL IN THE WOODS???? LETS GO. SIRPPI YOU’RE COMING TOO

[frontseat-shotgun]

(:

[faewearboots]

The posts on this website have been concerning.

[ph-meme]

Much like how your own son is suggesting he'd be interested joining an orgy? Yeah, I'd be concerned too, he should stay away from that.

[faewearboots]

Apologies for my bluntness, but I truly don’t think you— of all people—have my son’s well being in mind.

[frontseat-shotgun]

For your information, I would never let that scum join my orgy.

[starry-eyed-seraphim]

Can you guys stop talking to my mom about this? It’s weird.

[frontseat-shotgun]

No.

[faewearboots]

The posts on this website have been concerning.

[ph-meme]

Much like how your own son is suggesting he'd be interested joining an orgy? Yeah, I'd be concerned too, he should stay away from that.

[faewearboots]

Apologies for my bluntness, but I truly don’t think you— of all people—have my son’s well being in mind.

[frontseat-shotgun]

For your information, I would never let that scum join my orgy.

[frontseat-shotgun]

It’s only a matter of time before this town turns into a massive orgy and when it does, I’m here for it.

[princeton-avenue]

An...Orgy?

[frontseat-shotgun]