socrates was a lil bitch

(i dont know jack shit neither, but you dont see me braggin about it)     anyway over 25/female/ DNI IF POMEGRANTE IS YOUR FAVORITE FRUIT!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!!

[puyopuyo]

i know nothing

[xtec]

Socrates- 1982 

[puyopuyo]

who the heck is socrates this is my post

[xtec]

[crazymuffin1]

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[crazymuffin1]

la llorona: i speak spanish so id tell her to stop crying

train to busan: my destination is before busan

Aliens: im a monsterfucker

a nightmare on elm street: i dont live on elm street

US: i dont live in the united states

[crazymuffin1]

eraserhead: i dont have a quirk (this is a my hero academia tie-in joke)

Carrie: Thats not my name

Green room: my room is red

The orphanage: my parents are alive

I saw the TV glow: yeah they tend to do that when theyre not turned off

The Cabin in the woods: i only have a cottage

The Thing: i love fantastic 4

Werewolves: im a tumblr user 🍍

[crazymuffin1]

10k notes heres the honorable mentions from the notes. click for alt text

these following are probably my favorites. yall got the joke and did it right

reminding me of the version of this i saw on tiktok thats like "nunca diga su nombre" pues nomas no lo digo y ya ["never say their name" okay i wont then 🤷]

special shout out to this one because ngl the previous version wasnt gonna make the cut

[tiedsh0es]

Toby Fox was like shiiiittt they be liking my Guys too much I need to create someone so inconceivably unlikable the mere sight of him inspires fury and distaste in those of pure. Bring in the Anime Twink

[dietranch]

hyper beam

[lost-but-with-coffee]

Japanese Animator and streamer, Emoki’s intro to a Pokémon champions video

[crazymuffin1]

how id survive horror movies:

iron lung: im vaccinated against polio so i dont need one

it: my pronouns are she/they

sinners: im an atheist

the backrooms: my house doesnt have that many rooms

Resident evil: id evict them

Midsommar: im swedish.

Get out: ok i'll leave

x: im still calling it twitter

american psycho: i live in sweden

[virtualgirladvance]

[kyokyeo]

Hello my name is Kris deltarune and this is my first lesbian heartbreak

[ichorknight]

ive never played baldurs gate 3 in my life but i just woke up from a dream where astarion had a little brother named bimbles but players fucking hated bimbles bc in the game astarion would care more about bimbles than the player so ppl started uploading videos where theyd kill bimbles and a video called “900 ways to KILL bimbles in baldurs gate 3” got like 10 million views and then bc of the backlash larian studios released a patch where astarion would kill bimbles early in the game if the player asked him too but he’d do it while shaking and sobbing in total anguish and ppl started posting videos of the scene where astarion kills bimbles with titles like “baldurs gate 3’s BEST patch”

[gemthegerm]

happy 4th of july to this image the official boston fire department made and posted to twitter like 3 years ago. i will not let it die.

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[markthekng]

I watched Iron Lung again tonight in the comfort of my home and my dog must've been watching with me cause as soon as bad things started happening to Simon she started crying. In the scene where he ultimately dies she could not stop crying at me. I am now watching him play the Henry Stickman collection so she can see that A.) He's not dead and B.) He's not in distress. Occasionally he'll whine or hum in discontent about something and my dog will look at me and whine to try and get me to fix whatever is distressing Markiplier.

[markthekng]

Her genuine reaction to Simon getting Iron Lunged:

[zzoupz]

she's the opposite of that snake that hates markiplier

[pleuvoire]

i think understanding the family as a system of ownership over both women and children will lead you to understand both misogyny and the oppression of children a lot better and also be able to draw informative parallels between both

[blasesaint]

[adachi]

I had someone ask me "where are the pokemon cards" and I tried to direct her to the kids section and she got really indignat and went "no. Pokemon cards. Theyre like, collectibles" and I had to go No I know what those are. Those are kids playing cards. Kids section

[adachi]

She was trying to look behind the counter where we keep Gold Jewelry and Gucci Purses for pokemon cards

[grakkie]

Expression practice !!

[paramar]

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

[mesopelagos]

there are at least three houses in new orleans

[solarsyrup]