I'M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME

Hell Mads/queer All the boifrans an gurlfrans an dateys

[sexygaywizard]

Things are happening on reddit

[apokalypse-arisen]

[fromcainwithlove]

author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

[fromcainwithlove]

just saw a fic with the ‘age gap’ tag and the author’s notes explained that the characters were 20 and 24. none of you will ever know salvation.

[fromcainwithlove]

[sandmandaddy69]

[ottermatopoeia]

baja blast

[ariadneproserpina]

That dolphin pussy stuff

[thyrell]

the what

[cvberitual]

it's nothing, go back to bed

[albertsalo]

[the-real-skeletor]

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

[my-court-jester-courted-me]

[theryanproject]

[pankendev]

testicle torture enthusiasts after a long day: aah time to hit the sack

[laughconfetti]

how dare you make me read these words with my innocent unsuspecting eyes

[kaijuno]

I’m having a moment

[into-the-daniverse]

You’re welcome

I am but a simple bi and I physically cannot handle these images

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

alright, ill bite. whats cum

[athomeinmybooks]

A Latin word that generally translates as “with”, such as the phrase summa cum laude, meaning “With highest praise.”

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

haha i cum real laude all the time

[bi-nturong]

[fruitandtoots2]

being non-dysphoric enough to bottom isn’t smth I ever thought I would experience but hey guess a bitch can verse sometimes.

[365daysofbarbie]

[fordekyle]

Cock Rings

[fordekyle]

Better go answer it.

[wtffanfiction]

Words Used to Describe Genitals

So at one point someone suggested we start a list of words used in fanfiction to describe genitals. After a particularly great Twilight fic was submitted, I decided to start that list, and Im providing what the phrase is describing. It will be updated as more words and phrases are found. And feel free to submit ones you’ve heard :3

Also check out the lube list!

Keep reading

[fruitandtoots2]

robot dick screws in like a lightbulb more @ 11 

[brndnslvra]

this is mad funny lmaooo

[gurl-blunt]

Not with that attitude you can’t

[incubuswhorror]

Wouldn’t it be fun to just edge a boy for ages? Slam into his guts til he’s a whimpering mess but then pull back just before he can get the release he’s begging for. Do it over and over again until he’s positively shaking and then just ever so sweetly ask him, “What’s the matter pretty boy?”

[retiredmahoushoujo]

ad for a chinese sex toy

[evas-idiot-box]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[aura-lee]

You squeeze by me on the train and all you hear is “ᵇᵒᶦⁿᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍᵍThhhhdDdDdDdDdDd”

[chaoticallydanny]

[donkeydickjess]

That’s… ummm….

[redstarovermoundcity]

remember eating out? remember that

[redstarovermoundcity]

where is the line in these difficult times, really