cold shoulder.

☽ sasha, xviiii – ❝ he wove stars into your hair and protected you like you were a { d e l i c a t e } piece of glass. ❞

[katrina-moore-deactivated201502]

"Yeah I know what you mean well kinda."

[ftsasha-blog]

❛ are you excited about your arranged marriage?❜

[justinnjfk-deactivated20160203]

Yeah me too, this is really fucked up. Why? You wanted me to fuck you or something? Someday, okay?

[ftsasha-blog]

❛ this should be illegal, why isn't it illegal? i can't believe obama would just sit there and watch all these people be forced to marry others by will of their parents. what makes you think that i want to have sex with you? you're not even that cute, i hate to break it to you, but it feels good to get it off my chest. ❜

[justinnjfk-deactivated20160203]

Ughh, same. Well, just to let you know, I’m not going to fuck you, huh.

[ftsasha-blog]

❛ i'm seriously hating the people that thought that it would be a good idea, especially if it's arranged. that sounded so fuckboy-ish and arrogant, i'm overwhelmed; i now have the strongest urge to punch you in the throat. ❜

[katrina-moore-deactivated201502]

I think you look like a sasha.

[ftsasha-blog]

❛ aw, thanks. that means my parents did something right when they had me. wish i could say the same for this marriage thing.❜

[ariana-grande-getthelook-deacti]

Really you do can you tell me.

[ftsasha-blog]

❛ well, first, since my parents like to drink — not like they're alcoholics or anything, but i'm gonna throw out all their drinks. second, i'll start dressing provocatively, they hate when girls my age and younger do that. then to top it off, i'll spray paint something on the wall in the living room and maybe their cars. i'd be out the house as soon as they see it all. ❜

[haileyjean-fck-love-deactivated]

Nice to meet you i’m Violet andi’m reading Alice in wonderland I know it’s lame.

[ftsasha-blog]

❛ it's nice to meet you, too, violet. it's not lame at all, don't worry! i never got to read the book, but i love the movies. ❜

[ariana-grande-getthelook-deacti]

So are you happy with you’re arangement?

[ftsasha-blog]

❛ no, not at all. but, i have a plan in mind that will probably get my parents to disown me so i won't have to go through with this.❜

[haileyjean-fck-love-deactivated]

Oh hey.

[ftsasha-blog]

❛ hey, i'm sasha. what are you reading? if you don't mind me asking. ❜

[katrina-moore-deactivated201502]

Yeah I know a lot of people have told me that I look like a Nicole.

[ftsasha-blog]

❛ people always tell me i look like an allison or a guadalupe, the latter is weird. i have no idea where they get that, but hey, it's a funny to hear it roll off people's tongues.❜

[fxckitrp]

Alvin and the Chipmunks is on TV. Someone shoot me.

[ftsasha-blog]

❛ those movies use to be some of my ultimate favorites, but then people went overboard with chipmunks edits on youtube, and it really just went downhill from there. i heard the were making a new one this year, but i don't think i'm gonna go see it. alvin, theodore, and simon will always be in my heart, though.❜

[jaysonmonroe-deactivated2015011]

"This all marriage thing is bullshit, what the hell were our parents thinking?. Let’s just run away together Sasha. If you manage to convince your mom of letting your wear a skirt, you’ll be my hero. Well, I have to wear that dress so I guess sneaking tennis shoes under my dress it is."

[ftsasha-blog]

❛ i know! what happened to parents not wanting their daughters to even breathe near a person of the other gender? now, i'm going to be married in seven months. this is amazing, just amazing. where were you thinking about going? maybe if we go somewhere small and unexpected it'll be hard to find us. we could go to destin, florida! don't worry, i'll convince her, i got a powerpoint ready and everything. if something happens and you can't sneak tennis shoes under your dress, just know that i got another pair for you. ❜

[jaysonmonroe-deactivated2015011]

"You really think so? I don’t really feel comfortable in that dress it’s just too much. I was more aiming for a hell-no-I-don’t-want-to-get-married-and-I’m-ready-to-run-away-as-soon-as-I-need-to-say-yes vibe for my dress.” 

[ftsasha-blog]

❛ do i think so? no, but i know so. i don't feel uncomfortable and the wedding dresses either, i'm trying to talk my mom into me wearing a white skirt, then i won't have to worry about anything but the heels i'll have to wear. although, i'll have to learn how to run in them just in case i get the urge to. if you wanna go for a vibe like that 10/10 would recommend a shorter dress or sneaking tennis shoes under a longer one, whichever works for you. ❜

[jksammysullivan-deactivated2015]

"Hey I’m a one woman kind of guy,  I have no idea what I did to my parents to make them do this to me but I am sorry I ever did it. I haven’t met them just seen their pictures and sure they are beautiful but I don’t know how I’m going to cope…. I’m glad you find this so amusing." 

[ftsasha-blog]

❛ well, that's a relief. i'm surprised you're not jumping up and down about this, are you unhappy with your parents doing this as well? i would try to comfort you, but i'm in the same boat with you. not that i'm marrying two women, but you know what i mean, right? i've only seen a picture of my fiancé, too. he's definitely attractive, but i'm not hyped at all about what his parents and my parents planned. i would rather slam my head in a door than walk down the aisle at nineteen. i'm just trying to make a little light out of your situation, don't get all sad.❜

[justinnjfk-deactivated20160203]

Yeah, yeah…Can we leave all this marriage shit aside and do something fun? I mean, it’s Saturday.

[ftsasha-blog]

❛ just hearing that word makes me want to pull my hair out, so yeah, let's just not even. that depends, what kind of fun are you talking about? i'd probably be down with whatever you're thinking, but it's always good to ask.❜

[katrina-moore-deactivated201502]

Oh I love your name.

[ftsasha-blog]

❛ oh, man, thanks. i never get that often, so it's really great to hear. i love your name, too. i think it really fits you! you also kind of look like a nicole or talia, although, i'm not very good at the fitting names to faces thing.❜

[jaysonmonroe-deactivated2015011]

"So…How does it look?"

[ftsasha-blog]

❛ wow, you look — amazing. that dress absolutely  breathtaking, it just has that i'm-better-than-you-and-will-snatch-your-wig-faster-than-you-can-blink kind of vibe to it. and, i think that's absolutely beautiful.❜

[jksammysullivan-deactivated2015]

"I’m going to have two wives. This is crazy… "

[ftsasha-blog]

❛ you know, at first glance, you don't seem like the time of guy that's into polygyny. but, i've always been told that looks are deceiving, so. have you met your wives yet, though? i bet it's going to be real fun living in your house. can i come over and have dinner with you guys or is that too many women in one house?❜