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(I AM REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE HALLOWEEENNNNN FINALLY THAT TIME OF THE YEAR
The funny thing is that the town of Halloween celebrates Halloween year long so…
Again
IT’S THE MIDDLE OF JULY WHO PUT THIS ON MY DASH
I did!!
ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY
WE DON’T EVEN CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN HERE WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH?!
(I mean, it’s glorious but it’s fucking August you guys…)
@styrofoamtokyo
You’ll come around eventually Candace. 😁🎃🦇
Me: BAAAAABE
let’s buy that skeleton
(Points eagerly at skeleton decoration)
My Girlfriend: its august u monster
Me: I’M BUYING HIM
My Girlfriend: SAMANTHA NO
Me: TIME 2 GET SPOOKY
My Girlfriend: It is time to Not Do That because its not fuckin october
Me: SPOOKY TIME
@bannableoffense ITS SPOOPY TIME
EVERYBODY MAKE A SCENE
would die for a fresh hot corn on the cob rn
i forgot where i was. cock on the cob i guess
corn on the cock. i hate it here
im gonna fucking corn on the kill myself
thinking about that WoW epidemic
i was telling my dad, ever the skeptic, about corrupted blood back in March at the start of lockdown, and how the cdc studied it. how it can be used as a model for what to do and how people might act in the event of an unpredicted pandemic, and how people were playing out the same behavior during covid.
he said “so they fixed it, right? how did they fix it in the game?” and i told him the truth: they didn’t. they couldn’t control it. they had to reset the servers and roll them back to the time before the ZG encounter.
a CNN article recently referenced another “viral” event in world of warcraft: leeroy jenkins facepulling as a metaphor for the expedited reopening of businesses. what it fails to mention however is how the video ends. everyone who charges in with leeroy dies. he wipes the raid.
it really feels like that meme where it’s like “wow, cool video game reference!” and the point soaring over their head says THE DAMAGE WAS IRREVERSIBLE. THE THREAT SPREAD TOO RAPIDLY AND EVERYONE DIED.
weird reframing of the corrupted blood incident to make it seem, for some reason, like it was all selfish actions that people said was unrealistic because real people would help others. in fact its literally the opposite, it was used as real world data specifically because of the player driven efforts to fix it
The reason this plague in the game was a good model is because we had all walks of life type people reacting in different ways.
Those with healing magic would go into infected areas to see if they could save the infected or at least keep them alive through the disease. Those that couldn’t do that tried to warn players before they entered infected areas. NPC could be infected and have “no symptoms”; they could be asymptomatic carriers and pass it to nearby players.
The best part though was by the time Blizzard had finally come out and said “if you are infected, try to quarantine yourself so you don’t spread it!!” the player base was ALREADY DOING SO. The players had recognized the problem and worked together in myriad ways to fix it.
They also had negative reactions as well, another reason this was such a good example of a real outbreak. They had a couple people report healers or alchemists who were claiming to sell cures/treatments to the disease that ultimately would do nothing. They had a group of players that would hide in the mountains near cities and just pass the disease back and forth between themselves and then raid cities to infect them all over again. They had higher level players start rebelling on the servers. Saying it was an overreaction and if you get it you’ll just die and you can come back and be fine, etc. Since they could get the disease and survive, ie it didn’t do enough damage to them since they were higher level, they felt it unnecessary to care about whether they got it or not. They complained about not getting to play like normal just because this plague could kill lower level players.
ALL of these reactions, good and bad, were real enough to what we assumed a real life epidemic would play out that people started to use it as a model. And now look, we have proof that it was accurate.
However, what we needed to learn from it was primarily that it wasn’t reversible. The bad reactions and lack of care from the few players that weren’t cooperating made it impossible in the end to contain. The only reason it was fixed at all is the game had to reverse time, literally just delete their entire game log a few weeks and time travel weeks into the past to before the plague even began.
Think about that.
The reason no one believed it was a valid model is that it was a video game and thus the consequences weren’t permanent. “No one would act like that in real life.” But look at how we are handling this outbreak. Is it not eerily similar?
And we can’t time travel.
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(I AM REPOSTING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE HALLOWEEENNNNN FINALLY THAT TIME OF THE YEAR
The funny thing is that the town of Halloween celebrates Halloween year long so…
Again
IT’S THE MIDDLE OF JULY WHO PUT THIS ON MY DASH
I did!!
ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY
WE DON’T EVEN CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN HERE WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH?!
(I mean, it’s glorious but it’s fucking August you guys…)
@styrofoamtokyo
You’ll come around eventually Candace. 😁🎃🦇
Me: BAAAAABE
let’s buy that skeleton
(Points eagerly at skeleton decoration)
My Girlfriend: its august u monster
Me: I’M BUYING HIM
My Girlfriend: SAMANTHA NO
Me: TIME 2 GET SPOOKY
My Girlfriend: It is time to Not Do That because its not fuckin october
Me: SPOOKY TIME
@bannableoffense ITS SPOOPY TIME
EVERYBODY MAKE A SCENE
Lol I wonder what I clicked on to get my Tumblr compromised.
If you're checking this out because you got a weird message from me, sorry, wasn't actually me.
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Gotta reblog again
Go have a nice day everyone ☀️
Go have a nice day. The very stylish and coordinated Asian men told you so.
@ all my friends
please i beg of you, watch the full video
When she asks for advice and tells you about a relationship she thinks she's hiding from you, under the guise of it being about "her sister". 🤔🤣
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
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Daughter of the year followed her dad around with a confetti cannon for a couple weeks… 😂😂😂
Son of a bitch 😂
Would you ever post a pic with a flash light under your titties and post it on here
I don’t have implants? They don’t light up like a fuckin lamp. 😂
"There is no light here..."
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/pOlpW5v
Haha Todd Howard tricked y’all into buying Skyrim AGAIN
this is the most sophisticated phishing e-mail I have ever received and if they had sized the logo correctly and actually proofread the fucking thing I probably would’ve clicked that button
actually please reblog this because someone else got it too. do not click on the links in this e-mail if you get one like it, just forward it to [email protected] and delete it
“Review Your’s Accounts” was a big hint, but there was one glaring mistake, even bigger than the wrongly-sized logo, and it’s one that can never be fixed by scammers:
Top tip - Paypal, and indeed almost every legitimate business you have email contact with, will always use your name rather than a generic honorific like “client” or “Sir/Madam”.
If it doesn’t say your name anywhere in the message, do not trust it.
First thought: Ho-ho, that clunky English is a dead giveaway.
Second thought: If English wasn’t my first language would I notice the clunks?
As @justhere4coffee points out, real business contacts address you by the name you gave them when you signed up (and it wasn’t Sir/Madam Client, was it…?)
Here’s another tip: When you hover your cursor over a click-button, the destination URL will appear on a pop-up or at the bottom of the screen. Know what the correct one should be. If the email pop-up is different, it’s a fake.
(If you don’t know the correct URL for PayPal, eBay, Amazon or wherever the email claims to come from, find out.)
If you’re thinking ” why am I seeing this? I haven’t used PayPal / eBay / Amazon in weeks”, check your account information on the actual business website.
Finally, forget the “I hit reblog SO FAST” stuff.
Think before you click, especially if an unexpected email has ominous phrases like: “please respond within 24 hours or…”, “penalties may be incurred if…” That’s very, very dodgy.
A legitimate business email works by calendar, not by stopwatch.
Very important!
I’ve received emails like this before. Never click on the provided link. You should only login to PayPal with trustworthy links.
I mean, you could look at the actual email address and immediately know it wasn't from PayPal. Email headers provide all the information you need. Either way, if you're unsure, go to the website yourself instead of clicking on a link in your email.
Once upon a time I worked in this little burger/coffee/ice cream shop and a lady came in one winter and asked if we had a caramel apple drink and we were like ‘well we have cider’ and she was like ‘no I don’t remember what it’s called but this place made a drink that was chai tea, apple cider, and caramel’ and Breezy offered to try and make something for her but she changed her mind and left so Breezy and I were like ‘alright let’s try this’ because we had chai tea, instant cider mix, a shit ton of caramel, instant hot water from the espresso and too much free time.
And let me tell you it was delightful. It tastes like watching the leaves changing color and dancing in the wind. It tastes like picking out pumpkins and gourds and fresh apples at the farm up north. It tastes like witches and freedom.
I make it every year now and this year I walked in the house on the morning of October first with all the ingredients and shouted ‘FALL DRINK’ and my roommates were like ‘????’ so I made them Fall Drink and now every time they get home from work they’re like ‘Fall Drink pls?????’
Anyway I remember literally nothing else about that woman but I’m very grateful to her.
for anyone wondering about proportions/etc here’s op’s answer from the repiles:
Note to self: make.