GUIDO MISTA GO TO HELL

please help me crowdfund to have him put down

[fuckguidomista]

PUBLIC MESSAGE TO GUIDO MISTA

Cut that out

[fuckguidomista]

why hasn’t he died yet

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Who yryna play some Pocket Morties👀

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Why am i fucking alive

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Another lost soul guided towards the light thanks to my FACTUAL posts. Let’s get these numbers up

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hope his birthday is shit

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I absolutely love your account. The gif where Mista scratches his belly button with his finger is insanely funny. Why do you hate Mista?

Mista took everything from me.

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notice how guido mista has never released a formal statement in regards to the donner party tragedy

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God i hope he dies

[litheguk]

Jungkook: I’m going to stay closeted my entire life . I will never date a guy instead I will get married to a girl to please my family …

Jimin: *enters the room* hi! I’m jimin

Jungkook’s gay: *shoving open the closet , bursting out*

Jungkook: My gAy iS esCaPing

[litheguk]

Jimin: *whining* NOoOOoO I can’t eat this,it’s too hot

Jungkook : so are you , but that doesn’t stop me

[litheguk]

Jungkook: I can fit my whole world in my palms

Jimin: that’s imposs-

Jungkook: *cups jimin’s face and smiles *

Jimin: *sobbing* I love you Jeon Jungkook

Rick and Steve: and ya’ll us the happiest gay couple in earth

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Mista just helped me cross the street, I thought he was a nice guy

That’s what he wants you to think. He was trying to get you hit by one of the cars

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Who yryna play some Pocket Morties👀

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mcdonalds cashier: Thank you, sir! And would you like to make that a meal or no? :)

mista: uhhhhh

Apparition of an angel appearing on Mista’s shoulder: No. Don’t get the meal. Think of all the money you could save. You could donate that to homeless children…

Apparition of a demon appearing on Mista’s other shoulder: FUCK THEM KIDS. Get the meal! In fact you should order a filet o fish too and flush it down one of the toilets in the women’s bathroom

Ghost of Aborted!Narancia (my AU where Narancia was aborted): Dude it’s so cold here in hell

mista: yeah Lol and could i get a filet o fish with that

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I made this

[milkwithalittlebitofmadness]

mista would make a better one

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Fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuxk you fuck you fuck you fuckyou fuck you fuck uou fcuk you fuck you fuck uou fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCK. YOU. I am so fucking pissed the fuck off youre so lucky I dont have your address because rest assured fucko I would be outside your house in god damn minutes I WILL FUCK YOU UP

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If youre not on Google Giggles wtf are you even doing😑

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I made this