SUP FUCKERS

[krabby-kronicle]

[morticiaandthediamonds-blog]

date someone who loves your belly

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

[professionalbadexample]

[goaliesarethebest]

It’s stuff like this that really makes me appreciate humanity as a whole

[lenarise-deactivated20191107]

by the way the funniest thing ive read all week is this post on reddit i think where somebody asked for the pros and cons of different stem majors and so this one girl responded and she said she was a software engineer i believe and then she said “ok pro #1. i never have to wait in line for the bathroom ever again. there are more female restrooms in this building than there are women”

[codewitch]

pro #2: growing up i was surrounded by so many saras. just. saras everywhere. which sara do you want? but now, as a software engineer, I am the only sara. the eleven marks weep in jealousy. 

[lenarise-deactivated20191107]

the marks smdjdjdjdjd YEAH when i took my first compsci class the lab section had twice as many nicks than there were women

[geardrops]

someone was complaining to me about how there are too many ryans on the team, and i said “you wanna know how to fix that? hire more women” and the only other woman sitting nearby spat out her coffee

[peachdoxie]

The Society of Women In Physics at my university had a whole campaign with the tagline “More Daves than Women” which was factually true in the physics department

[goodatyugioh]

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

[bob-belcher]

[food-porn-diary]

hmmm

[corporatebigwig]

oh my god!

yeah

[ashenravens]

^ I visualized and heard that in my head

[silverhawk]

↖ was diagnosed with stupid fuck disorder at birth 

[featherywingss]

My phone at 1% battery: finally,,,,the sweet embrace of death,,,,,,my codes are clearing,,,,,,,my burdens are lifted,,,,,,,,,,,,

Me, jamming the charger in seconds before it shuts off: you’re gonna stay alive and suffer like the rest of us you lazy bitch

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

my last surviving brain cell when I try to use critical thinking

[punkmicheal-blog]

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

[frogoboggins]

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

[bobbymoynihans]

[mrsfallontimberlake-deactivated]

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

[mexicanheaux]

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

[mexicanheaux]

The worst part about this post??? People saying “with cheese!” Bitch cheese is literally in the word if it had no cheese it would be a dilla

[astora-deactivated20200904]

in some places a quesadilla doesnt include cheese

[mexicanheaux]

[drawingwithdinosaurs]

[monkeysaysficus]

I was not ready

[the-spook-zone]

@relatable-ram

[phraximus]

Me: *clicks video*  “The hell is all this abou-”

*whistling starts*

Me: 

[norithics]

I love this stupid fucking meme

[paulthebukkit]

Whoever made this puzzle must work at ACME.

[vlli-moved-blog]

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

what the fuck

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

these seriously feel like they were taken in a different dimension

[mrimmortal]

I saw one of these but of thanksgiving… what the fuck is this from

[thoroughly-manic-megan]

A truly cursed image

[lovethebadguy]

Jumpin’ on the bandwagon with a compilation of my favourite holiday Vines!