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I Drew The Cat In My PFP

@fuckitydoodah

I made this blog specifically to write whatever bullshit comes into my head where no one would see it. If you’re reading this, don’t.

235 posts

Nov 22, 2022

It has come to my attention that tumblr is a black hole where algorithms don’t suggest shit to you and you have to actually find people to follow or something. Therefore, if I come in here and make no effort, no one will ever see this blog. Thank god. I am ready to scream into the void with no consequences.

Mar 15, 2024

Gonna start a thread of absurd things I whisper out loud to myself when no one’s around.

1. “Sometimes I’m glad I’m not stupid.”

2. “Who was touching you?”

3. “Make yourself a fucking sandwich, idiot.”

4. “No squishy? No drippy?”

5. “CREAM CHEESE!”

6. “Neapolitan ice cream, but it’s underwear.”

7. “Damn it! I can’t have Shrek in anything!”

8. “Belly belly, booty smelly.”

9. “Dingooooooo”

10. “The pee is addling my brain.”

11. “Oh, while I’m thinking about it… Hey, what’s that? Wait, was I thinking about?”

12. “I should’ve gone around. But I got caught up thinking about my husband, and how I’m going to emotionally abuse him.”

13. “Ah godammit, I have to prioritize my child.”

14. “I’m gonna do the stupid thing and trust my intelligence.”

15. “I didn’t realize it was that new. No wonder it’s gay.”

16. “I’m going to kill you. I’m going to kill you with murder.”

17. “Awwww. Where am I?”

18. “Is that my name? Still?”

19. “It’s me, I’m girl, and I’m pissing.”

20. “I know I’ve got more boobs in here…”

#absurd things i whisper out loud to myself when no one’s around

Feb 21, 2024

My sister planted a peach tree seedling yesterday. She told me, “In seven and a half years I’ll have a peach.” And god, I wish I had that kind of certainty for literally anything seven and a half years in the future.

Update: the peach tree died.

Feb 14, 2024

I keep getting invited to join minecraft servers, and I keep agreeing.

Dear reader, I don’t know how to join a minecraft server, and I’m too scared to ask now.

Jan 29, 2024

My sister planted a peach tree seedling yesterday. She told me, “In seven and a half years I’ll have a peach.” And god, I wish I had that kind of certainty for literally anything seven and a half years in the future.

Dec 13, 2023

Gonna start a thread of absurd things I whisper out loud to myself when no one’s around.

1. “Sometimes I’m glad I’m not stupid.”

2. “Who was touching you?”

3. “Make yourself a fucking sandwich, idiot.”

4. “No squishy? No drippy?”

5. “CREAM CHEESE!”

6. “Neapolitan ice cream, but it’s underwear.”

7. “Damn it! I can’t have Shrek in anything!”

8. “Belly belly, booty smelly.”

9. “Dingooooooo”

10. “The pee is addling my brain.”

11. “Oh, while I’m thinking about it… Hey, what’s that? Wait, was I thinking about?”

12. “I should’ve gone around. But I got caught up thinking about my husband, and how I’m going to emotionally abuse him.”

13. “Ah godammit, I have to prioritize my child.”

14. “I’m gonna do the stupid thing and trust my intelligence.”

15. “I didn’t realize it was that new. No wonder it’s gay.”

16. “I’m going to kill you. I’m going to kill you with murder.”

17. “Awwww. Where am I?”

18. “Is that my name? Still?”

19. “It’s me, I’m girl, and I’m pissing.”

#absurd things i whisper out loud to myself when no one’s around

Nov 21, 2023

Gonna start a thread of absurd things I whisper out loud to myself when no one’s around.

1. “Sometimes I’m glad I’m not stupid.”

2. “Who was touching you?”

3. “Make yourself a fucking sandwich, idiot.”

4. “No squishy? No drippy?”

5. “CREAM CHEESE!”

6. “Neapolitan ice cream, but it’s underwear.”

7. “Damn it! I can’t have Shrek in anything!”

8. “Belly belly, booty smelly.”

9. “Dingooooooo”

10. “The pee is addling my brain.”

11. “Oh, while I’m thinking about it… Hey, what’s that? Wait, was I thinking about?”

12. “I should’ve gone around. But I got caught up thinking about my husband, and how I’m going to emotionally abuse him.”

13. “Ah godammit, I have to prioritize my child.”

14. “I’m gonna do the stupid thing and trust my intelligence.”

15. “I didn’t realize it was that new. No wonder it’s gay.”

16. “I’m going to kill you. I’m going to kill you with murder.”

17. “Awwww. Where am I?”

18. “Is that my name? Still?”

#absurd things i whisper out loud to myself when no one’s around #these last two are giving early onset dementia

Nov 20, 2023

used, abused, and dick-infused

Nov 18, 2023

Gonna start a thread of absurd things I whisper out loud to myself when no one’s around.

1. “Sometimes I’m glad I’m not stupid.”

2. “Who was touching you?”

3. “Make yourself a fucking sandwich, idiot.”

4. “No squishy? No drippy?”

5. “CREAM CHEESE!”

6. “Neapolitan ice cream, but it’s underwear.”

7. “Damn it! I can’t have Shrek in anything!”

8. “Belly belly, booty smelly.”

9. “Dingooooooo”

10. “The pee is addling my brain.”

11. “Oh, while I’m thinking about it… Hey, what’s that? Wait, was I thinking about?”

12. “I should’ve gone around. But I got caught up thinking about my husband, and how I’m going to emotionally abuse him.”

13. “Ah godammit, I have to prioritize my child.”

14. “I’m gonna do the stupid thing and trust my intelligence.”

15. “I didn’t realize it was that new. No wonder it’s gay.”

16. “I’m going to kill you. I’m going to kill you with murder.”

17. “Awwww. Where am I?”

#absurd things i whisper out loud to myself when no one’s around

Oct 31, 2023

“I have an over two year streak in duolingo, and my longest Snapchat streak is over 2,000 days, so yeah, I do pretty well with things that keep track of streaks.” Y’all when I tell you I’ve never seen my therapist look so delighted. She looked like I’d given her a gift.

Oct 30, 2023

A few weeks ago my mom told me, with the air of someone confessing to a deeply petty and dramatic reaction, that she unfriended my ex-gf from a year and a half ago on Facebook not long after we broke up. Ma’am, I haven’t bothered unfriending her on social media, but I adore the energy.

Oct 26, 2023

Why the FUCK are circles so FUCKING HARD

Oct 26, 2023

Picture me, 10pm, kitchen light off, squatting in front of the open refrigerator, dumping a fistful of shredded cheese into my mouth, looking directly at the cheese sticks designed for convenient and mess-free snacking

Oct 26, 2023

The ASMR video to raccoon fursona pipeline

Oct 25, 2023

Sometimes I feel like people need a reminder that it’s not cute to willfully disregard your own mental and physical health. I get brushing it off as a joke (“haha, I think I’ve slept 5 hours total the past three days”) if you’re in a legitimately difficult situation where self-care feels impossible, but I feel like I keep seeing people ruin themselves for no reason.

“Yeah I haven’t eaten all day and now my head hurts and I feel sick.”

“Oh shit, I have some snacks here, you can eat something.”

“Lol no it’s fine.”

It’s not fine, dipshit. It’s not endearing to actively avoid things like eating and sleeping and drinking water to the point of illness. If you ever find yourself in a situation like that, and a friend offers to help, jfc let them help. I promise you they won’t think you’re a ✨silly little guy✨ for “toughing it out”, and you’re not putting them out when they’re offering. Personally, I’m going to be way more pissed at you for hurting yourself on purpose when I’m right there, trying to help.

#mental health #get help if you need it #self care

Oct 6, 2023

Gonna start a thread of absurd things I whisper out loud to myself when no one’s around.

1. “Sometimes I’m glad I’m not stupid.”

2. “Who was touching you?”

3. “Make yourself a fucking sandwich, idiot.”

4. “No squishy? No drippy?”

5. “CREAM CHEESE!”

6. “Neapolitan ice cream, but it’s underwear.”

7. “Damn it! I can’t have Shrek in anything!”

8. “Belly belly, booty smelly.”

9. “Dingooooooo”

10. “The pee is addling my brain.”

11. “Oh, while I’m thinking about it… Hey, what’s that? Wait, was I thinking about?”

12. “I should’ve gone around. But I got caught up thinking about my husband, and how I’m going to emotionally abuse him.”

13. “Ah godammit, I have to prioritize my child.”

14. “I’m gonna do the stupid thing and trust my intelligence.”

15. “I didn’t realize it was that new. No wonder it’s gay.”

16. “I’m going to kill you. I’m going to kill you with murder.”

#absurd things i whisper out loud to myself when no one’s around

Oct 4, 2023

New goal: convince the neighborhood children I’m a witch

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