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Look closely at Tony Martin’s rear wheel and he uses the quick release lever on the drive side to tuck the rear derailleur cable in line with the frame.
NEXT LEVEL QR SKEWER MOVE BY THE KING OF THE WIND. MAY HE LIVE FOR A THOUSAND YEARS.
THE SWISS COMING THROUGH WITH THE GOODS AND I'M NOT TALKING FUCKEN LINDT AND SPRUNGLI. MINAJ MAY NOT WANT NONE IF IT AIN'T GOT BUNS, BUT AN ARSE-END THIS SKINNY IS GETTING PLENTY WANT FROM ME.
New Jersey. Bringing that adidas game to a club ride near you.
I CAN HAZ MOAR SPEED?! Jack Bauer doing whatever it takes to stop those drone attac…
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JACK BAUER, A KIWI FROM ACROSS THE DITCH SHOWS THAT SOMETIMES YOU NEED MORE THAN JUST AN AERO FRAME, YOU ALSO NEED NIL CONCERN FOR YOUR NUTSACK AND CORE STRENGTH OUT THE FUCKING WAZOO. ITS A SHAME IT DIDNT WORK OUT BRO, WANT A SODA?
BLAH BLAH TRENDS BLAH TAYLOR PHINNEY. WHY DID I BUY THESE? BECAUSE AERO THATS WHY AND I ALSO GOT THESE FOR A FUCKING STEAL VS THOSE RETARDED EBAY PRICES.
OVAL CONCEPTS PUTTING THE COCK IN COCKPIT WITH THIS BEAST. INTEGRATING BOTH PHALLIC AND YONIC AESTHETICS INTO THESE BARS IN THE ULTIMATE PURSUIT FOR THE FINAL FRONTIER. AND THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.
THE IDEA OF AERO COMPELS YOU!!!!
IF YOU’RE NOT ROCKING KNEE AIRFOILS, THEN I DONT WANT TO FUCKING KNOW YOU. IN MY TOWN A GUY ROCKS ONE OF THESE OVER HIS RECUMBENT AND I AM BOTH DISGUSTED AND DELIGHTED THAT SOME OLD FART WANKER STILL HAS RESPECT FOR THE STREETS.
dat TT position doe. Matthew Bottrill, postman by day, TT specialist by night. 2nd at British Nationals 2013! | Nate ★ Life GIF!
I'M YET TO BE CONVINCED THOSE OSYMETRIC CHAINRINGS DO ANYTHING EXCEPT CONFUSE THE FUCK OUT OF ME WHEN I'M WATCHING TDF BUT YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THE AERO AND THIS GUYS GOT IT IN SPADES WITH AIRFOIL HANDLES.
FUCK AIRMAIL, I WANT BOTTRILL MAIL. PAR AERION, MOTHERFUCKER.
IN THE 1870S, THE PENNY FARTHING WAS INVENTED. IN WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A MUCH SHORTER AMOUNT OF TIME LATER, SOME OG REALISED THAT WHEELS OF THE SAME SIZE WAS A MUCH BETTER IDEA AND DESIGNED THE "SAFETY BICYCLE'.
100 YEARS ON, FRANCESCO MOSER SAID "FUCK THAT NOISE" AND RODE A PENNY FARTHING BACKWARDS FOR AN HOUR AND OPENED UP THE WONDERFUL AND OFTEN BANNED WORLD OF WEIRDO AERO SHIT.
SO NEXT TIME YOU'RE WORKING ON YOUR TT POSITION OR TRYING TO JUSTIFY THE PURCHASE OF A MAVIC IO SET TO YOUR WIFE (GOOD FUCKING LUCK), YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LIGHT A CANDLE AND THINK SOME NICE SHIT ABOUT THE MAN ABOVE.
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CYCLIST THINGS GETS THE MANTRA PRETTY SPOT ON. KEEP TAPING UP YOUR BOLT HOLES GUYS. -AERO GOSSIPBOY XOXO
TO PARAPHRASE ONE OF THE GREATEST LYRICISTS OF ALL TIME
"WATER, FIRE, AIR AND DIRT, FUCKIN' DIMPLES, HOW DO THEY WORK? AND I DON'T WANNA TALK TO A SCIENTIST, Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS LYIN', AND GETTIN' ME PISSED"
ICP PRETTY MUCH HAD IT RIGHT ON THAT ONE. HOW THIS SHIT WORKS IS BEYOND ME BUT YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THE AERO.
MIRACLES.
SO WATCHING THE WORLDS LAST NIGHT ON THE ROLLERS IN A WIND TUNNEL (JUST A LIGHT WORKOUT, YOU KNOW..), I TOLD MYSELF "NO, NOT MORE PICTURES OF TONY MARTIN. YOUR FOLLOWERS GET IT, HE'S AERO".
I LONGED TO POST UP A PICTURE OF TAYLOR PHINNEY, WHO'S BAR CHOICE SEEMED A HOMAGE TO THOSE WHO HAVE FOUGHT THE GOOD FIGHT AGAINST FLUID RESISTANCE BEFORE HIM, BUT ULTIMATELY, I JUST HAD TO POST UP MORE MARTIN, WHOSE BIG RING WAS BIG ENOUGH TO SERVE LASHINGS OF CELEBRATORY BRATWURST TO THE ONCE AGAIN WORLD CHAMPION.
CONGRATULATIONS IN GERMAN BRO.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FUCKING AERO SHARKS? SEE THOSE GILLS? AERO AS ALL FUCK. TIME TO DEVOUR SOME CUNTS.
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WHILE SCROLLING THROUGH EBAY FOR SOME CORIMA GEAR (I'M A CORIMA NUT) I STUMBLED UPON THIS BEAST. IT'S CALLED THE CORIMA MANTA, AND SINCE YOU'RE ALL INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO MATCH SHAPES, I'LL LET YOU GUESS WHY. THIS SHIT IS SO AERO I HAD TO GOOGLE IT SO THAT I COULD SEE IT ON A BIKE AND WORK OUT WHICH WAY WENT WHERE.
I PREFER NICE SHINY PICTURES, BUT IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO LOOK BACK TO 1984, WHERE SOME AERO SYMPATHIZER SAID WHAT EVERYONE WAS THINKING. SOMETHING MATHEMATICAL LIKE "TINY FRONT WHEELS AND FORK CROWN MOUNTED HANDLEBARS EQUAL MARGINAL GAINS"
IT CAUGHT ON. THE US THREW MONEY DOWN A WIND TUNNEL AND WATCHED HOW THE DOLLAR DOLLAR BILLS TRUNDLED AROUND.
HOLLA.
THE 90s WERE A FUNNY TIME FOR CYCLING, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY THE GOLDEN AGE OF WEIRD ASS AERO SHIT. THE SPECIALIZED TRISPOKE WAS WHERE IT BELONGED, ON THE FRONT OF AERO BIKES AND NOT IN THE HANDS OF YOUR STUPID FUCKING FRIEND AND HIS MERCIER WITH RISER BARS.
WEIRD AERO SHIT WAS LIKE THE FINAL FRONTIER, AND THOUGH MANY FAILED, SOME RELATIVELY SMART SHIT CAME OUT, ONLY TO ALSO FAIL. MEET THE WEAR AND TEAR BLACK HOLE. INTERESTS: REDUCING FRONTAL AREA. DISLIKES: EVEN THE SMALLEST CROSSWIND IMAGINABLE.
CHRIS BOARDMAN, 1994 TOUR DE FRANCE PROLOGUE TIME TRIAL. ALTHOUGH LOTUS MAKE A SHIT CAR, THEY MAKE AN AERO FUCKING BIKE. AND IF THERE WAS EVER SOMEONE TO RIDE SUCH A BIKE, IT WAS CHRIS "I TAPED THE FRAME OF A CHAIR TO THE FRONT OF MY RIDE FOR THE AERO" BOARDMAN. THIS SHIT IS SO AERO, HIS MECHANICS DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER PUTTING HIS REAR SKEWER INTO HYPERDRIVE.
