Douchebag Shipping

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[fuckyeahcronkri-blog]

hi again guys!! so I haven't had a chance to get this place together but I am working on the layout tonight!! so by the end of the week everything should be together and I will start posting new stuff again!

also, I could probably use a co-mod. if anyone is interested just drop an ask! thanks! :D

[fuckyeahcronkri-blog]

oh fyi some of the cronkringdom links are either wrong or doubled or they changed their url

thanks! I'm going to be going through all of the links this weekend to make sure they all work :D

[fuckyeahcronkri-blog]

hi fellow cronkris! this is your new mod speaking :D

I'm Killian & I'm the new mod here~ I'm going to be revamping this blog & making sure everything's organized properly. then the new posts will begin!

I'm really super excited to be running this place now!! so be on the look out for new stuff starting soon! :D

[fuckyeahcronkri-blog]

tumblr user eridanamporaa is now the mod!

[fuckyeahcronkri-blog]

hey

I'm sorry I've been inactive w/ this blog.  It's a bit ridiculous, having the url and the blog, and yet not posting anything anymore.

But I don't think I'm going to be doing anything here anymore.

I'm giving up the account for someone else, if they'd like to take it.  I'd rather not have the blog taken down, since there's already a decent archive and system set up and that would kind of suck DICK for it all to disappear.

But in the settings, I can change what e-mail is associated with this blog. If anyone wants to take charge of this account, go for it.

Also however I have a sideblog on this account, a God Tiers blog.  I request who ever takes that not delete it.  But just.  Leave it alone.  I'm going to do a post there as well, starting god tier analysis's on my main blog.

Again I'm really sorry but it's been too long I've had this account hoarded.

[fuckyeahcronkri-blog]

nevwer

(Would it be weird of me to submit a fic? I don't think so?? and it has nsfw text in it, but it's text within text. Ugh.)

Kankri hates this class. He understands everything in it immediately anyway, so why does the teacher have to repeat it every two minutes? What is there to do? He needn’t take notes and doodling never appealed to him. He’s never been very good at fiction writing, he’s worn his future blog post topics out in his head, and he doesn’t have his laptop with him in an insane lapse of judgment.

 The class is noisy in that way that everyone is whispering to someone at once, but he doesn’t have anyone he knows in the class and last time he tried to make a friend, they made a joke out of him. He’d tried again, and everyone else either ignored him or laughed at him. He’s not trying again now. So what is there to do?

He fiddles with his pens until he hears the vibration from his bag more than he feels it. He fishes out his phone, cheerily lit up with a text from Cronus.

He hid the phone under his little black table top connected to the chair as he looked at the text that may spell his escape from boredom.

my hands creep under your ovwersized sweater. you shivwer and squirm, my cold hands on your chest such a contrast to my hot breath on your neck. i sink my teeth into your neck and you gasp in pain before i gently kiss the irritated indents in the pale skin. i vwhisper a hot breath of swveet nothing into your ear and you sink into my vwarming hands as they softly rub up and down your sides.

“do you vwant it?”

None of the Vantas family would ever admit it, but nearly everyone in their lineage blushes rapidly to a shade worthy of falling asleep in the sun. Kankri generally isn’t embarrassed easily, so it’s not that common to see Kankri’s go from pale to a deep red in under ten seconds.

Getting an obviously sexually toned text in the middle of a crowded class? Embarrassing enough. He flushes red in record time. He’d have sputtered should he have had his mouth open. As it were, he only buried his face in his lap to text back rapidly.

D9n’t send sexual texts in the middle of my classes, please.Th9ugh c9nversati9n w9uld 6e appreciated.

He puts his cell phone back into his lap as his head drops to the uncomfortable chair back, propping his gaze up to the front of the class. Third time the teacher’s explained this. Ugh, does it really take this much time for other people to understand this? Kankri looks to his sides and everyone else looks just as disinterested. It is totally just the teacher that’s repeating for no good reason.

His lap vibrates with another text. Cronus again, obviously (only person that he’s close enough with to text him, after all.) He pulls it up, probably going to be a good conversational topic to distract him from the miserably boring class.

you nod slowvly, vwith nervwes dancing into a dense ball in your stomach. i kiss your cheek vwith grace, murmuring a “thank you”. you nod again, asking me to “Please d9 it 6ef9re I change my mind.” i understand and take your lips vwith passion, slowv enough to not ovwerpowver you, but deep enough  to satisfy you. and satisfied you are, as my fingers trail up to meet those sensitivwe little buds on your chest. i roll them betwveen my fingers and pull back from the kiss as you gasp and arch into my hands, a thin trail of salivwa running from the corner of your mouth to your chin.

 you’re trembling against me as i take your vwaist and gently guide you to the bed. you sit on the edge of the mattress and i eye the growing bulge trapped in your pants. you see vwhere my eyes are, and almost open your mouth to say something.  i roll your nipples again so you gasp into the air instead, then lean in.

my breath is humid on your ear as i vwhisper, “i’ll be taking care of that problem, okay?” you nod again, a bit more impatient this time. i grin.

                Unsure whether to be irritated at Cronus’ continued unwanted messages or grateful for the distraction, Kankri texted back after a moment of contemplation.

                Cr9nus…

                He hoped it would come across in a warning tone, though didn’t mind if it came out sounding inquisitive. The messages were embarrassing, yes (and there were a couple students snickering at his red face, that too), but they were better than risking falling asleep for reprieve of boredom in a classroom and getting on his teacher’s bad side.

                Just because he didn’t like the man didn’t mean he didn’t want to be a suck-up and get good grades.

                Vibration and light. Next one opened up, hopefully a reply to his vague toned message and not another sexually loaded text.

                (yeah see you’re getting it). “Cr9nus…” you quietly moan as one hand of mine travwels down from your right nipple to your pants. but i don’t go straight for the gold. i leavwe my hand on your leg, rubbing the denim on the inner thigh. i take a moment, trailing kisses dowvn your neck. then, in a short moment, i bite softly into the juncture between your neck and shoulder, marking you vwhile my hand travwels to the impatient bulge pressing against your pants. I vwery carefully apply pressure in a vway that makes you squirm and vwhimper.

                your eyes close and your hands clench in the fabric as i movwe my other hand dowvn too and slickly unbutton your jeans from their perch too high on your vwaistline. you sigh in relief vwhen the zipper stops trapping your erection so tightly and i movwe to pull your pants slightly farther off, just to about your knees. the tension seeps from your expression and you close your eyes for only a moment before i nudge your legs forvward slightly.

                Kankri feels a hatred of vaguely toned messages get etched into his skull.

                Cr9nus, this is n9t what I want. N9w, please, st9p texting me sexual messages and give me s9mething I actually want fr9m y9u.

                He doesn’t even check what’s happening in the class, staring holes into the cell phone in his lap. A response from Cronus doesn’t even get to finish vibrating when Kankri starts reading it.

                 you tell me you don’t vwant this, so I reply vwith, “c’mon kans, i knowv vwhat you like.” your eyes open back up only to find me on my knees, looking revwerently at the eagerness in your boxer-briefs. i notice you tense back up in response to the wviewv and i glance up to your face. despite your desperation to hide how much you vwant it, you’re staring through half-lidded eyes and a heavily aroused face. you nod vwithout a question asked as i movwe forvward and softly kiss the tip through your undervwear. i can vwery nearly hear you smile in the feeling.

i reach up and peel down the vwaistband, fully releasing you, and you can’t seem to choose vwhether to shivwer, sigh, or tense up. i simply take you in one hand, slowly stroking up and dowvn and you tensely breath out a loaded, “9h”.

“you knowv vwhat comes next, right?” i givwe as my only vwarning before licking one broad stripe up the underside of your member. you can’t evwen really make a sound until a quiet groan rides out on your breath. vwhen i do it again, the delay shortens and your groan gets just a little louder.

                This class is going last another hour or so, and Cronus knows it, the ass. Kankri figures there could be worse things happening right now, but this still isn’t optimal. Flushed and a little annoyed at the representation of him in this little textual fantasy and frustrated by the effect these texts are having, he sends another text. Just one more. He’s not wasting any more on more worthless pleas for Cronus to stop. He’ll just… let Cronus do as he pleases.

                Cr9nus, st9p sending me sexual messages in the middle 9f class!

                Maybe he’ll even play along. Just a little, just to show Cronus how he would REALLY be acting; he would not be this passive, for one thing. And hey, an hour can’t pass while staring at the clock, right? No harm, no foul.

                The optimal outcome is still Cronus ceasing this blather and changing the conversation from sex, though.

(nevwer.)

          Right, then.

(sorry if it's not that good. I'm proud of finishing it, so I dunno... Heard it was pretty good from a friend, so I really have no clue.)

[fuckyeahcronkri-blog]

I know the cronkringdom was established a while ago but was there ever like a master list of what titles we actually have down?? I'm really curious how big it's gotten now :o

Oh yeah, I've got an entire page for the masterlist on the blog.

BADA BING BADA BOOM BADA FUCKIN BAM

[fuckyeahcronkri-blog]

Um... lawl hi. Um.. I want to be part of the CronKri kingdom. I would like to be God of CronKri or Earl of Cronkri if that's okay?

we need an earl yes let's fuckin have an earl

[pterygoidwalk]

did you know i ship the two worst characters in homestuck

[mama-higurashi-deactivated20130]

i read some cronkri and that bled into my crodirk and now i have crodirkri. and i am not sorry at all

hardly any of this is sfw. enjoy:

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[innismeow-deactivated20250307]

have some cronkri

[deejbarchive]

Lemme tell you about HS ships

[innismeow-deactivated20250307]

cronus is a jealous motherfucker im sry;;

[princenine-remade-deactivated20]

why not

x/x

[cullionly]

merry christmas cronkri kingdom! 

[innismeow-deactivated20250307]

Cronkri headcanons pile 2

Lets throw some headcanons in for the holidays, and ive told countless cronkrites about them but ill just make them mochi-ficial

hahaha ooh puns

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[mondofukawa]

the first one was a gift, but the second, a request!!! :o