All Hail the Pig King!

All Hail the Pig King! Welcome, maggots! You are in the presence of royalty. So bow down, agree to worship me, and I just might have mercy on your pathetic soul. Persons infected with Swine Flu: 780 -------------------------------- THINGS YOU CAN SUBMIT +Fanart and fanfics +Headcanons +Confessions +Suggestions for reviews QUICK LINKS/TAGS + Answered Asks + King Porky's Magnificent Art + Porky-related Memes + Porky's Opinions + Porky's Reviews + Headcanons + Fan Confessions + NSFW Confessions + All NSFW Posts + Ask the Admin Need some ideas on what to ask our great king? Click here for question prompts and more.   HATERS GONNA HATE

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HA! I LIED! SEE YOU, SUCKER!

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Why do something productive like homework when I can do this instead.

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FUCK YEAH. Excellent work, loyal follower! Keep it up!

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$$$$$$$$ sexie $$$$$$$$

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DAMN RIGHT.

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$( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)$

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GOOD.

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Porky #3

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KEEP ‘EM COMING. DRAW MORE ME.

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LET’S JUST FORGET THAT HAPPENED

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Mother 3 will finally get Western release - report

Mother 3, the third game in Nintendo's role-playing Earthbound series, will finally launch in the West this year. That's according to a couple…

To my friend who was doubting my claims that this would happen (she knows who she is) … I TOLD YOU SO!!! 

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You want more King P?  Beg and you shall receive!!

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NOTE FROM ADMIN

((Hey sorry I haven’t updated here in a while. I’ve been getting busier at work and have found other (incredibly distracting!) ways of spending my free time. I kinda get the feeling that no one cares, but maybe that’s just a bit of pessimism talking. 

I do still have some old Asks in the box that I could answer. Hopefully I’ll get to do that in the near future. I’d like to draw responses for them, rather than just typing out replies, so we’ll see how that goes. Thanks for your patience.

The Tumblr atmosphere really gets me down, so I don’t like to come here a whole lot. I spend way more time on Facebook and on Skype, so if you’d like to talk to me - not His Majesty, just his lowly secretary - you are more than welcome to do so. I’m actually a lot friendlier than King P is lol.

My personal is here. You can check the Contact Me section for more details. Feel free to send me a friend request. Just be aware that I constantly talk about animals and food, I post Lisa Frank pictures on an almost daily basis, and I tend to “like” a lot of threads about Bernie Sanders (holy shit don’t tell Porky!!). Oh, and I recently discovered that sometimes I am a kid and other times I am a squid. It’s really been life-changing for me.

If you have anything to submit, please do so!! Especially fanart (properly sourced!). I could really use it, and you know Porky always enjoys the ego boost.

Thanks so much everyone~ ))

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What do you think of Goodras?

POKEMON IS GAY, EXCEPT THE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE SPIDERS OR PIGS. THOSE ARE COOL. EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS.

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*RUBS GAY HANDS ALL OVER PORKY*

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Claus twerking.

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What are your thoughts on Flowey the Flower?

I don’t know what the fuck that is but flowers are nature and nature is gay so I am pretty sure I’ll hate it.

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It’s national 💦NUT💦 Day! Send this to 10 of your 👴 Daddies 👴 that make you 😻squishy😻 and you’ll get 💦💦💦Cummies from Daddy!💦💦💦

WHAT THE FUCK.

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His Hogness

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THAT’S ME.