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The pictures the boys use in their phones when the other is calling.
-Season 11 Episodes 5 & 7
Penny: And you must be Tony DiNozzo. I have heard so much about you.
Tony: Wow. It's a pleasure. I wish I could say the same.
Tim: '84 Camaro Z-28 five-speed.
Tony: That's a smoking-hot car, McGee. What the hell went wrong with you?
Tim: Well, the first day I got behind the wheel... I had a slight thing.
Tony: Head-on?
Tim: I was trying to figure out the wipers... took my eyes off the road for a second. When I looked up, there it was, right in front of me.
Tony: Car.
Tim: Bus. I got a student pass the day I got out of traction.
Tony: *hugs* I didn't know.
-Season 2 Episode 21, Hometown Hero
Tim: Not a hacker either.
Ziva: How do you know?
Tim: My firewall hasn't been penetrated.
Tony: Lubricant helps, but everybody has dry spells.
Tony: You missed a little spot by my left ear there. I'd do it myself but my wound here prevents it.
Tim: Wound? A two-inch scratch.
Tony: I was grazed by a bullet. Another six inches to the left and bam, no more DiNozzo. Under the chin, too.
Tim: You know what? I'm done. Do it yourself.
Tony: Fine. Just don't come to me looking for sympathy the next time you get shot.
-Season 3 Episode 12, Boxed In
Tony: I love you, McGee. I promise never to give you a hard time again.
Tim: Yeah... Right.
-Season 5 Episode 5, Leap of Faith
Tony: Probie does a lot for me.
McCadden: Really? He seems like such a geek. You deserve better.
Tony: There is no better.
-Season 7 Episode 19, Guilty Pleasure
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Tony: Don't fight your inner sidekick, McGee, it's unbecoming.
Tim: I could say the same thing to you.
Tony: No, you can't because everyone knows that sidekicks are shorter, and you...
Tim: Are exactly the same height as you.
Tony: Look, you're not gonna make me say it, are you?
Tim: You think you're too good-looking to be the sidekick?
Tony: No. People think I'm too good-looking.