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KEEPING QUEENSLAND CLASSY

The awkward thing about this postcard is that my mum bought it for me.

#Gold Coast #Meter maids #Gold bikini #postcard

ADORABLE IN AVIGNON

Sleep all you want, pretty kitty, you're too cute! (if somewhat out of proportion with your surroundings...)

#Kitty #cat #Avignon #postcard

IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN

That's not what Laman Street looks like anymore!

#Newcastle #figs #Laman Street #postcard

HIPSTER COCKATOOS

Who's a pretty boy? Totally rockin' the retro Ray Bans.

#Hipster #cockatoo #postcard

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I DRANK LIKE A FISH, BUT NOW I’M ON THE WAGON

#Animals - Fish #Children #Vintage Postcard #Vintage

KANGAROO ON A BICYCLE

Man, would I pay to see THIS in real life!!

#kangaroo #bicycle #Australia #postcard

OH DEAR GOD

That is all I have to say about this. Some people don't believe there are many horrific postcards out there. Ladies and gentlemen, here is your proof.

#California #postcards #avert your eyes

REAL PROFESSIONAL

I bet business isn't so great, huh?

#New York #babysitting #stay away from my children!!

AN ODE TO THE TRANSVESTITES OF NEW YORK CITY

They just dont care

when the tourists stare,

because they want all the guys

to check out their thighs,

the one on the left looks like Sarah Jessica Parker,

I know what [s]he's thinking, I'm one hot mother...

:P

P.S. Did you notice the amusing, misspelt caption on the back?

#transvestites #New York #postcard

BRINGING SEXY BACK

And in the middle? The crippling loneliness of a man with no friends and no girlfriend. Or boyfriend. I think his shirt is too pink for him to be straight. Just get a haircut! It would solve all of your life's problems. Or just spend your time finding 80s-themed parties to attend. Actually, that's awesome, I'd love to wander the world in search of 80s parties. Your life would be a constant blur of robot dancing and "Come on Eileen". Much preferable to grinding and Justin Bieber. I was totally born in the wrong decade. Also, I hope I never have to use the words 'grinding' and 'Justin Bieber' in the same sentence ever again.

#mullet #sexy #postcard

SHOW US YOUR TATTS

My knowledge of NZ history is not good (but that's not my fault. When I was there my tour guide basically just kept pointing to mountains in the distance and saying "That was in Lord of the Rings!" but did not tell us much else)... but I think I know the reason why the Maoris were able to fight off the Europeans and save their asses, while the Australian aborigines could not. It's because of this face. It's pretty damn frightening. Scary and bizarre, and kind of amusing, all at the same time.

#New Zealand #maori #lord of the rings

why are you such a bum?

Because I spend all my money on postcards and can't afford a real house. At least my cardboard box home is decorated nicely with all my postcards on the walls. You'd totes be jealous.

QUAINT MUCH?

"Just a little to the left, kids, I can't fit you all in the frame"

"Aw mum, hurry up, we'll be late for the picnic"

#teddy bears #postcard #Austria?

MOO-MA

This gives me nightmares.

#cow #postcard #Normandy #France

TOTALLY NORMAL

I don't know about you but I always bring my animated dog along when I go sightseeing.

#France #postcard #cartoon puppy

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE, THE PRINCE WILL SAVE US! ... THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR

This isn't how London has been looking lately, what with the the flames and the riots and the crazed hoodied youths. Poor London. This is more what London would look like in post-apocalyptic 2097, when electricity has become a thing of the past because global warming/ apes or similar have wiped us all out. Postcard missing, of course, Will Smith. Because Will Smith is always saving the human race in times of need, so let's hope he gets his act together when the time comes. He hopefully wont drag his kids along though - I imagine Willow would stand around worrying about ruining her whipped-up hair. Big lot of help that will be when the ice caps are melting and bringing sentient ape robots with it.

#Will Smith #London #postcards

MWA HA HA

He's laughing because he just killed a man with his bare teeth, and then ate his kilt. Gotta watch out for those psychopathic Scottish horses.

#horse #postcard #Scotland

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