PROMPTS FROM SHREK
* Â assorted dialogue from the 2001 film, adjust as necessary
what's that? it's hideous!
well, that's not very nice.
some of you may die... but it's a sacrifice i am willing to make.
whoa, look at that! who'd want to live in a place like that?
you know, you're really quite the decorator. it's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget.
i like that boulder. that is a nice boulder.
man, this would be so much easier if i wasn't color-blind.
we can stay up late, swapping manly stories.
in the morning, i'm making waffles.
where are you going? the exit's over there!
what kind of a knight are you?
for your information, there's a lot more to me than people think.
you know what else everybody likes? parfaits!
you dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden!
parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.
hey, don't look at me! i didn't invite them!
we were forced to come here.
hey, what's your problem? what do you have against the whole world, anyway?
look, i'm not the one with the problem, okay?
it's the world that seems to have a problem with me.
they judge me before they even know me.
that's why i'm better off alone.
i'm not the monster here, you are!
now tell me, where are the others?
my patience has reached its end.
all right then! who's hiding them?
two things okay? shut... up.
do you think he's maybe compensating for something?
so where is this fire-breathing pain in the neck, anyway?
i was talking about the dragon.
men of his stature are in short supply.
hey, where are you going? oh man. i can't feel my toes.
man, i like you. what's your name?
celebrity marriages. they never last, do they?
you didn't slay the dragon?
all right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom.
you're afraid of your own feelings!
i heard the two of you talking!
oh... oh this is all my fault.
you can't do this to me, [name]! i'm too young for you to die!
turn your head and cough!
believe me, if it was me, you'd be dead.
we must be getting close.
why didn't he come to rescue me?
you're not making my job any easier.
you love this woman, don't you?
i don't want to rush into a physical relationship.
you may remove your helmet, good sir knight.
let's just say, i'm not your type.
this is the part where you run away.
does that sound good to you?
you look... uh... different.
it only happens when the sun goes down.
i didn't know you wrote poetry.
only the true love's kiss can break the spell.
i guess you don't, uh... entertain much, do you?
can i stay with you... please?