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Homestuck Fanapace | Written by James | he/him/them/they | RP/Ask blog for "Fumbling Inquirer"

[temporal-wanderer-deactivated20]

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

“I’m gonna forgive you but most likely will not forget. At least you weren’t trying to kill me so, I think that’s fair.”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“I came here ta wait. Can’t strike this target in broad daylight. Only a few moments till dusk anyway.”

[temporal-wanderer-deactivated20]

“That didn’t really answer my question. And that’s sending some red flags. So since it’s getting late anyways, I should leave. I have work to do.”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

"Very well. Have a nice evenin’.”

[temporal-wanderer-deactivated20]

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

“I’m gonna forgive you but most likely will not forget. At least you weren’t trying to kill me so, I think that’s fair.”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“Ya don’t say. Been across universes an time gaps meself, never really stopped ta think about it.”

[temporal-wanderer-deactivated20]

“It takes a bit of perception to know. And I have a feeling you didn’t just hear about me today. Either you’re a fan or you’ve dragged me in here to kill me. How close am I?” 

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“I came here ta wait. Can’t strike this target in broad daylight. Only a few moments till dusk anyway.”

[temporal-wanderer-deactivated20]

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

“I’m gonna forgive you but most likely will not forget. At least you weren’t trying to kill me so, I think that’s fair.”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“Been doin’ this since I was about thirteen I think. Been five years now? Ya get tha point, I been doin’ this a while.”

[temporal-wanderer-deactivated20]

“That’s around the same time I’ve been traveling. Or I think it is. The whole passage of time becomes less and less of a concept of reality the more I time travel.”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“Ya don’t say. Been across universes an time gaps meself, never really stopped ta think about it.”

[temporal-wanderer-deactivated20]

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

“I’m gonna forgive you but most likely will not forget. At least you weren’t trying to kill me so, I think that’s fair.”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“Of course I’ll be disappointed. I already got the ultimate prize in me pocket.”

[temporal-wanderer-deactivated20]

“Then why take the job? Seems pointless really.” Xeno takes out a gadget, about her the size of her hand, and fiddles around with it. “So who’s the guy? Must be a pretty wanted to get the attention of a hitman.”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“Been doin’ this since I was about thirteen I think. Been five years now? Ya get tha point, I been doin’ this a while.”

[foretellershark-blog]

@fumbling-inquirer started following you

Hi! I’m Fin! Fifth of The Felt! Who’re you?

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

...

Fumbling Inquirer. Fumbler, if you wish.

[temporal-wanderer-deactivated20]

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

“I’m gonna forgive you but most likely will not forget. At least you weren’t trying to kill me so, I think that’s fair.”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

The Inquirer leads her into a building, taking her away from whoever might be able to hear. “Hitman.”

[temporal-wanderer-deactivated20]

“That’s surprising. Already been in that business. So what are they offering you? Whatever it is, you’ll be disappointed.”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“Of course I’ll be disappointed. I already got the ultimate prize in me pocket.”

[angry-heiress]

behind bars (( If you don't mind. 0?0 ))

She presses herself close to the bars. “What d() y()u want?”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“Nope. Not really.” The troll replies.

[angry-heiress]

She crosses her arms, fins flaring.

“Why did y()u need me ()ut ()f jail? I d()n’t even kn()w y()u.”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“Wanted to see if he could do it. I got cash to spare, girly. And, as a plus I get the Heiress outta prison, right?”

[temporal-wanderer-deactivated20]

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

“I’m gonna forgive you but most likely will not forget. At least you weren’t trying to kill me so, I think that’s fair.”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“Alright, whatever you say.”

[temporal-wanderer-deactivated20]

“So what’s this secret double life you go going on?”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

The Inquirer leads her into a building, taking her away from whoever might be able to hear. “Hitman.”

[angry-heiress]

behind bars (( If you don't mind. 0?0 ))

She presses herself close to the bars. “What d() y()u want?”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“Nope. Not really.” The troll replies.

[angry-heiress]

behind bars (( If you don't mind. 0?0 ))

She presses herself close to the bars. “What d() y()u want?”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

The six foot eight man remains rather calm about it.

“Yeah, that’s how ya treat a life saver. Come on, person who asked fer ya’s up ahead.”

[angry-heiress]

“Y()u put me. In a bag.”  She follows him, curious to who wanted her out of jail.

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“Yeah, you’re lucky yer horns fit really.” A shady looking troll in a sweater awaits, nervously eyeing Lirion and the Inquirer.

[temporal-wanderer-deactivated20]

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

“I’m gonna forgive you but most likely will not forget. At least you weren’t trying to kill me so, I think that’s fair.”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“Only if tha stranger don’t mind seein’ blood.”

[temporal-wanderer-deactivated20]

“I’m used to seeing blood and guts. Hell I’ve seen my own. I think I can handle it.”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“Alright, whatever you say.”

[angry-heiress]

behind bars (( If you don't mind. 0?0 ))

She presses herself close to the bars. “What d() y()u want?”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

The six foot eight man remains rather calm about it.

“Yeah, that’s how ya treat a life saver. Come on, person who asked fer ya’s up ahead.”

[angry-heiress]

behind bars (( If you don't mind. 0?0 ))

She presses herself close to the bars. “What d() y()u want?”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

After a long ride, you would eventually get out of the bus, and hear what appears to be a large crowd.

[angry-heiress]

She clenches her fists and waits.

She’s definitely going to hurt him when she gets out.

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

Eventually, the crowd fades, and he opens the carry on to let Lirion out.

“Out you go, then. I’ve got a client to meet up wiv.”

[temporal-wanderer-deactivated20]

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

“I’m gonna forgive you but most likely will not forget. At least you weren’t trying to kill me so, I think that’s fair.”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“Let’s just say bein’ a detective’s only ‘alf my life.”

[temporal-wanderer-deactivated20]

“Ooooh secret double life. You willing to show that to a stranger?”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“Only if tha stranger don’t mind seein’ blood.”

[angry-heiress]

behind bars (( If you don't mind. 0?0 ))

She presses herself close to the bars. “What d() y()u want?”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

After a long ride, you would eventually get out of the bus, and hear what appears to be a large crowd.

[r0b0ts-d0nt-have-feel1ngs]

'Scuse me, bruv. Are you any good wiv making weapons.

Yes

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“…I’ll consider it.”

[r0b0ts-d0nt-have-feel1ngs]

Virgil tables that program for now, and opens the Masamune file “This weapon has the same risk reward factors as the other two, with one exception. Instead of drawing power from some internal source, Muramasa Weaponry draws strength directly from the user’s pathos. The stronger you feel about what you’re trying to achieve, the more powerful the desired effect is. It’s an all-purpose weapon that won’t lose in the hands of anyone with enough will, but the drawback is a kicker. Emotions are a limited resource, and you won’t be able to drive the weapon to its peak unless you have something to offer it. If you don’t believe in what you’re fighting for, your weapon won’t either.”

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“...Leanin’ toward tha second option.”

[r0b0ts-d0nt-have-feel1ngs]

'Scuse me, bruv. Are you any good wiv making weapons.

Yes

[fumbling-inquirer-blog]

“...I’ll consider it.”