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[banans13]

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

[banans13]

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

[autisticwolfesbrainisautistic]

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

[captainesc]

[alleycatboy]

maybe i can gaslight myself into being okay

[alleycatboy]

wait this is just cognitive behavioral therapy

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

Young girls are naturally inclined to witchcraft. You cant leave a young girl alone in the backyard for 5 minutes without her trying to make "soup" from some flower petals and sticks.

[official-kircheis]

my jam: a character narrating past events to another character, intercut with scenes showing that they are lying wildly

[taylortut]

[plasmalogical]

haters will see you

[plasmalogical]

dr. haters will see you now

[the-memedaddy]

[milestellers]

[recommend]

Photos that look like real life glitches (x)

[toastbutteregg]

[myfavoritebisexual]

did the umbrella academy even have a wardrobe department? cuz i’m pretty sure ellen page and robert sheehan just wore clothes from their own closets

[costamacncheese]

How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt

[queer-things-and-stuff]

HoW!?

[queer-things-and-stuff]

[lumikinetic]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Embrace the gay

EMBRACE IT

[big-bad-bastard]

Are we gonna ignore the fact that she literally gets a cookie at the end as a reward for her hard work?? I mean, look at how FUCKING HAPPY she is!!!!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

an ad for an amusement park in Indiana came up on my facebook feed and this freeze frame is begging to be a meme

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[mercymornthemilf-deactivated202]

Cards Against Humanity is hiring new writers and folks…………….. I’ve waited my entire life for this

[oh-little-owl]

Hire this person

[starlightgakuen]

[yuramectoo]

Me as a mom

[lord-dio-official]

She fucking flash stepped her way to the store lmao

[loremerchant]

Advanced tech

[officialunitedstates]

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

[officialunitedstates]

double jointed

[officialunitedstates]

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

[officialunitedstates]

dead

drugs kill, kids

[abomasnow]

hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

[cacoons]

[saiasus]

I wish Ari would do acting again :(

[books-and-cookies]

this was honestly a religious experience