*uhh, why is a kid at this casino*
...Spade was rightfully confused, as she approached the child.
Hello pretty lady! I'm gambling
*haha, what?*
"...uhm.. How old 're ya?
... I can't count, I just know I got a lotta circles?
*huh????*
"..I'm just gonna assume you're under the age of 21. Kid, you're not even able to legally gamble. Let's get 'cha home ok-"
Oh, auntie has a word for this scenario!: " let me play damn poker,you absolute $#&§%&±¡"
*... How does a kid know that word*
..Spade just started dying of laughter
"BAHAHA- WHY IS YOUR AUNT ALLOWING YOU TO GAMBLE??"
Because my mom is dead.
"..oh my that took a turn real quick-"
Spade was stunned.
"..Uh.. still. You shouldn't be able to gamble, I'm even shocked they let you in here."
Auntie is doing a funny sideways dance with the owner to let me do this.
*... Dark*
"oh sweet mother of hell what the fuck."
Spade is now VERY concerned about this kid's living situation.
"...does your aunt take care of ya? Like, feed you regularly?"
I get food when I win the circles! Wanna play for them?
"...What do you mean 'Win the circles'?"
*you see the kid pull out about... 50000 bucks in chips*
"..WHAT THE FU-"
Yeah, I'm going back to the card table to play! Wanna join?
"No, nor do I think you should be playing. I'll give you ice cream."
I'm not allowed to not play!
"I'll give you ice cream. Good deal, eh?"
I've never had it, so no! I'm just gonna give the circles to auntie! Bye bye narc!
